Michael Phelps won’t be charged for bong photo. GASP!

February 16th, 2009 // 54 Comments

In a shocking move of logic and reason, Michael Phelps will not be facing charges from the photo of him smoking a bong at a November 2008 frat party. The Richland County Sheriff’s office didn’t have enough evidence to prosecute the Olympic swimmer or anyone else at the party, according to People:

“I’m glad this matter is put to rest. But there are also some important lessons that I’ve learned,” Phelps, 23, said in a statement Monday.
“For me, it’s all about recognizing that I used bad judgment and it’s a mistake I won’t make again. For young people especially – be careful about the decisions you make. One bad decision can really hurt you and the people you care about.”

And that bad decision was admitting to a photo that no one could even tell was you – like an idiot. Take note, young people, deny everything. Otherwise, there goes your Kelloggs endorsement, and then who’s going to buy you a Ferrari full of hookers and blow? (Not counting Jared from Subway.)

The More You Know….

Photo: Getty
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  1. Lola

    He should be charged with not fixing his unattractive face,The word Dentist comes to mind.Also get those fucking saucer ears glued down.What an ugly motherfucker he is.

  2. SnAp

    He can be handsome, but sometimes he looks like the special kid I *accidently* pushed down the stairs in elementary school..

    * . . . *= Not really. I was a mess.

  3. galactic shaman

    #26 I love you :)

  4. The fact that Michael Phelps has honestly admitted that the marijuana was, what was gaining respect.To avoid inhaling the charges would have been easy to say that s otherwise.He boldly his State has taken responsibility for what you can expect a real sample.

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