Tony the Tiger may be a child-molesting NARC (Why’s he always at kids sports game?), but Jared and the folks at Subway understand that sometimes Americans get drunk and say “Yeah, I’ll hit that.” They’re standing behind gold-medalist Michael Phelps after he became a media lightning rod when a photo of him smoking a bong at a college party was published in the British tabloids. USA Today reports:
“Like most Americans, and like Michael Phelps himself, we were disappointed in his behavior,” Subway said in a statement. “Also like most Americans, we accept his apology. Moving forward, he remains in our plans.”
Political campaigns and corporate marketers often wait until Friday night to release bad news. But in this case, Subway waited till the end of the week to support the Olympic swimmer.
On a sadder note, my condolences to Subway employees who are about to experience an influx of hippies trying to barter for sandwiches with hacky sacks or a sweet guitar jam. Fortunately, I know their weakness: Tell them you’re hiring.
tess | February 8, 2009 at 12:09 pm
FIRST!!!!!!!!! or second????
foghat | February 8, 2009 at 12:12 pm
I’ve heard Jared is behind this decision. He wants to keep Phelps’ busted mug actually makes Jared look handsome. Also Jared is the faster swimmer, but he refuses to compete.
http://www.lowbrowsophisticate.com/category/grady-ocorn
amanda | February 8, 2009 at 12:17 pm
so he smoked some weed, who cares?
dumbass should have know better than to do it in public, but so long as his piss test comes back clean for the next olympics what difference does it make?
oursong | February 8, 2009 at 12:19 pm
LOL.
how many times have i gotten stoned and gone to subway? no fast food place should ever condemn weed. it’s why theyz open l8!
Candy O | February 8, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Puff… puff… ‘ere… take this… so I can type… the dude is MY hero!
CandyO | February 8, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Puff… pufff… ‘ere… take this… so I can type… the dude is MY HERO!
nun | February 8, 2009 at 12:40 pm
happy holiday
me | February 8, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Anyone posting after me sucks on Michael Phelps’ fishy penis and swallows his watery ejaculation
~*Adrienne*~ | February 8, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Good for subway. On another note, I thought that the United States was trying to go “green” anyways?
hudd | February 8, 2009 at 1:03 pm
He might’ve been smorking Borkhum Rhiff pipe tobacco through that thing. There’s a shop near me that sells glass and acrylic pipes and that’s what they are intended to have smoked in them.
~*Adrienne*~ | February 8, 2009 at 1:04 pm
#8 That is just disgusting i’d rather suck the brown, greasy beaner penis freshly dipped in salsa picante de chile habanero, let to dry, then covered in the cheesy ragu than fish flavored cock.
camilondriz | February 8, 2009 at 1:06 pm
He used to be good; but he just F*cked up!
Go and check what hot cougars and milfs say about him on ^^^^ __AgelessMate.Com__^^^^ is it so hard to be a good celeb?
camilon | February 8, 2009 at 1:08 pm
XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Robert Wise - aka - Bobby - aka LA Cop | February 8, 2009 at 1:29 pm
God hate him. The ’60s and ’70s are dead and over. Everyone knows how to say NO to drugs, and dope is for Dopes. He is now well on his way to Heroin and Crack. It all starts with a small puff and then snowballs. I won’t accept his apology or buy any Subway sandwich until he checks himself into rehab.
chachi | February 8, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Subway wouldnt exist if it weren’t for stoners. It’s like 45% of their business.
Joe | February 8, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Phelps just released a press statement saying he is starting to have doubts about competing in 2012 games. Seems to me it is a vague threat to us to back of him just a little bit. You know what I say? We should absolutely do it. We should all sign an apology card, send him some flowers and have done. Why are we letting something that didn’t hurt anybody (and if you think kids are going to start smoking pot simply because phelps did, not because 75% of their friends are, you don’t know your kids) let us forget how awesome watching him in the olympics was? Seriously, who gives a shit? Let it go.
cutegirlsdating | February 8, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Good for Phelps, there is a huge stoner audience out there and Subway beats the pants off of quiznos as far as munchie foods go. As long as he avoids any more arrests, he should be okay.
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Evil O. | February 8, 2009 at 2:27 pm
#16, of course kids are going to start smoking pot because Phelps did it, just like sex education in schools makes kids run out and have sex.
Famous Mortimer | February 8, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Are they now going to have “baked” sandwiches to go along with the toasted ones?
Bichareh | February 8, 2009 at 3:34 pm
SMOKER!!! =P
Randal | February 8, 2009 at 3:42 pm
I think it’s great to know that Subway has such a mature attitude toward Michael Phelps and comes to realize he didn’t do anything wrong at all. With Jared and Michael promoting the great food Subway has to offer, its value will continue to sky rocket in 2009.
Randal
Dana | February 8, 2009 at 3:55 pm
#18
They also teach algebra in school, but kids don’t run out solving quadratic equations. I say leave Phelps alone. He may become the first president to have inhaled.
http://www.acai–berrydiet.com/blog
11pound | February 8, 2009 at 5:20 pm
#18 How does seeing someone smoke pot equate to sex education courses? Only in your retarded little mind. He wasn’t doing a Don’t Do Drugs course.
Mama Pinkus | February 8, 2009 at 7:26 pm
Kudos to Subway; for heaven’s sake the young guy was just having a bit of fun.
jj | February 8, 2009 at 7:39 pm
omg
get over it
theres very few people out there who havent smoked weed at some point in their life
i mean shit..obama used to smoke pot and do coke..and noone makes a big deal out of that douche bag who happens to now be running our country (sadly)
but i could never get how anyone thinks phelps is attractive?? he’s cool but i mean come on he looks deformed and shit
Sushi | February 8, 2009 at 8:57 pm
The kid should be stripped of his medals
jj | February 8, 2009 at 9:29 pm
#26:
you should be stripped of the right to post retarded comments like that
Laura | February 8, 2009 at 10:22 pm
O MI GAWD PEOPLE!
GET THE FUCK OVER IT ALREADY!! ITS A FUCKING HOOT OFF A BONG FOR FUCKS SAKE!! I COULD MAYBE UNDERSTAND ALL THIS FUCKING MEDIA DRAMA IF IT WERE A PIC OF HIM SNORTING SOME BLOW OR SOME SHIT, BUT THIS IS PATHETIC. THIS GUY IS 23 YEARS OLD AND ON TOP OF THE WORLD. HE SHOULD BE PARTYING AND BLAZING AND DRINKING RIGHT NOW. HE DESERVES IT. FURTHERMORE WEED IS BARELY EVEN A DRUG IN MY OPINION. THIS JUST MAKES ME SO MAD. WHAT HE DOES IN HIS PERSONAL TIME SHOULD BE HIS BUSINESS, AND THE FUCKING FUCK THAT LEAKED THIS PIC IS A PIECE OF SHIT. ACTUALLY I THINK MICHAEL PHELPS IS A LOT RADDER NOW THAT I HAVE SEEN THAT HES JUST A NORMAL DUDE. GET THE FUCK OVER IT ALREADY!!!
Laura | February 8, 2009 at 10:23 pm
O MI GAWD PEOPLE!
GET THE FUCK OVER IT ALREADY!! ITS A FUCKING HOOT OFF A BONG FOR FUCKS SAKE!! I COULD MAYBE UNDERSTAND ALL THIS FUCKING MEDIA DRAMA IF IT WERE A PIC OF HIM SNORTING SOME BLOW OR SOME SHIT, BUT THIS IS PATHETIC. THIS GUY IS 23 YEARS OLD AND ON TOP OF THE WORLD. HE SHOULD BE PARTYING AND BLAZING AND DRINKING RIGHT NOW. HE DESERVES IT. FURTHERMORE WEED IS BARELY EVEN A DRUG IN MY OPINION. THIS JUST MAKES ME SO MAD. WHAT HE DOES IN HIS PERSONAL TIME SHOULD BE HIS BUSINESS, AND THE FUCKING FUCK THAT LEAKED THIS PIC IS A PIECE OF SHIT. ACTUALLY I THINK MICHAEL PHELPS IS A LOT RADDER NOW THAT I HAVE SEEN THAT HES JUST A NORMAL DUDE. GET THE FUCK OVER IT ALREADY!!!
gerard Vandenberg | February 8, 2009 at 10:53 pm
I hope nobody knows him today, folks!!
………………………………WHO?
ash | February 8, 2009 at 11:34 pm
How consistent is your behavior?
http://digg.com/celebrity/s_behavior_is_not_consistent_with_the_image_of_Kellogg
don't tase me, bro | February 9, 2009 at 1:08 am
get a clue, subway…
“most” americans either don’t care or are raising their pipes & bongs in toast. the only people who are ‘disappointed’ are retarded oldster shits who are still afraid of the real world. fuck ‘em
RichPort's Ghost | February 9, 2009 at 9:31 am
This guy need to attract better quality paparazzi…
Mhoop1 | February 9, 2009 at 11:00 am
Translation: We already paid for his endorsement and don’t want to pay anyone else….
Judge Right | February 9, 2009 at 11:15 am
Good for Subway for making the right decision.
Woodie | February 9, 2009 at 11:38 am
I’m going to lunch at Subway today…
OC Dee | February 9, 2009 at 11:41 am
Three cheers for Subway! I will continue eating Subway sandwiches and boycott Kellogg’s.
E | February 9, 2009 at 1:16 pm
#32- exactly
Beastman AIDS | February 9, 2009 at 4:37 pm
#14
“He is now well on his way to Heroin and Crack”
Wtf u talkin’ ’bout willis? I’m not even going to give you facts because that statement was so fucked it dosn’t even deserve a response.
#28/29
No one’s going to read what you wrote because you started the sentence with “OH MI GAWD” and typing in caps makes you look like a crack smoking mongoloid.
Janine | February 11, 2009 at 2:26 pm
At least Subway knows their core market! Stoners.
sebastianudo | February 14, 2009 at 7:55 am
Tony the Tiger may be a child-molesting NARC (Why’s he always at kids sports game?) jajajajaja
sd card | May 19, 2010 at 12:28 am
I think it is nice to know that Subway is so mature attitude, and Michael Phelps will he did nothing wrong at all. With Jared, and Michael promote good food, the subway is to provide its value continues to sky rocket in 2009.