Michael Phelps was involved in a car accident late last night, according to the Baltimore Sun:
The accident Thursday night that involved Olympic swimming star Michael Phelps was caused when the female driver of a Honda Accord sped through a red light and hit a Cadillac Escalade driven by Phelps at a Mid-Town Belvedere intersection, according to Baltimore police.
Phelps and his two passengers were not hurt and cooperated with the investigation, police said.
People reports police did not administer Michael Phelps a breathalyzer because alcohol was clearly not a factor. Also, he dove into a river and yelled “I’m Aquaman, bitches!” before fucking a seahorse, so it was kind of hard to pin him down at that point. Okay, maybe that didn’t happen. But it should have.
Valerie | August 14, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Holy shit! That’s a mighty fine picture : )
Jizzle Lizzle | August 14, 2009 at 1:14 pm
FISTED!!!
Shoe | August 14, 2009 at 1:19 pm
I’m sorry, but that guy is stacked. That is a sick sick sick body!
i'mnotworking | August 14, 2009 at 1:30 pm
I’m going to stare at this picture at work for the next 3 hours, go out to Happy hour and have a few cocktails and take home one lucky man and call him Micheal, if he likes it or not
will | August 14, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Shit, I was hoping the fucking dopehead died.
JustSaying | August 14, 2009 at 1:35 pm
If Michael Phelps was dressed just like that standing next to Sienna Miller on that Ibiza Yacht do you think she’d get on her knees and honor his thing. I do.
april | August 14, 2009 at 1:43 pm
great body, unfortunate face though
OC Dee | August 14, 2009 at 1:47 pm
I loved watching him compete and win a lot of gold for the US. He is an awesome athlete.
Valerie | August 14, 2009 at 1:47 pm
#4 HA! Have fun! : )
scarlett | August 14, 2009 at 2:02 pm
that guy is a lesson for all of you guys calling every girl fat! once your abs look like michael’s you can say whatever you want. until then… well, just work out.
girl about town | August 14, 2009 at 2:09 pm
Woman. Driving. On phone. Causes accident. … no way!
Kat | August 14, 2009 at 2:25 pm
This man has the PERFECT body… below the neck. I’m cropping out his face and making this photo my desktop background. He is mesmerizing.
Erica Lew | August 14, 2009 at 2:31 pm
His body is so perfect. His face isn’t really tragic but it’s not the best. Thank god he’s okay.
Scot | August 14, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Fish, that was effin hilarious. “I’m aquaman bitches!” Thanks for that laugh.
keijo | August 14, 2009 at 2:51 pm
nice
Richport's Ghost | August 14, 2009 at 3:38 pm
@10: Shut up, you fucking sow. Now go get me a beer and a sammich.
Randal | August 14, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Michael, I’m glad to read that you came out of the car crash injury free. Also wanted to say I enjoyed watching you in the Olympics and what a great inspiration you are to those coming up in the competitive swimming market.
Randal
LEB | August 14, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Glad he’s okay. Now can I have hi with a side of fries?
Sarah | August 14, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Hahah #7 you took the words right out of my mouth.
Unfortunate, unfortunate face.
Mai-Tai | August 14, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Michael Phelps is a tragedy. He has this sick body, but that face and jaw are *egh*. It’s just not right.
I would still touch his penis. I just wouldn’t look at him.
Amy | August 14, 2009 at 4:52 pm
God help me, I love Randal’s comments. Nothing any of you b*tches say makes me laugh more than he does.
deddog | August 14, 2009 at 6:29 pm
@5 – dopehead? haha you jealous sac of saturated fat… shut your mouth, get back to your drinkin games and get crackin on that liver disease
puhleez | August 14, 2009 at 7:05 pm
have you ever seen a car accident that didn’t involve at least one woman?
datroof | August 14, 2009 at 8:21 pm
lol @ 10
wtf does Michael Phelps body have to do with your pancake-sucking moo-cow habits? You think he’d slap your jellified ass and ride the wave in? Guess again fatty.
Men aren’t demanding they are sexy if they are out of shape. We don’t care. Woman still flock as long as you’ve got money and/or lie to them. Does it work the other way? NO. Double standard? Sure! Why not! Tough luck for you.
Just because MP looks great doesn’t mean you aren’t fat fAt FAT! And fat women are not sexy in any way. Not even if they are successful and have money. So stop cramming the Safeway bargain birthday cakes into you’re gaping, frosting-smeared piehole, step away from your cookie crumb and pepsi encrusted keyboard and start working off some of the tonnage. Cause that’s the only way you’ll ever get any nekkid time with a guy who’s even in a fraction of the shape MP is.
btw, calling yourself Scarlett doesn’t make you look like Scarlett Johannsen. It makes you FAT.
MOOOOOOOOOOOO
p.s. Woman on a cel phone runs a redlight and t-bones some innocent in an intersection. Shocker!
Veronica | August 14, 2009 at 8:54 pm
agree with you Scarlett!
more importantly than whether Michael Phelps has an amazing body (obviously yes, but good luck buying him a shirt for his birthday), what ever happened with the person who took the photo of him smoking weed? Did that “friend” ever get outed, or did Phelps’ friends just throw a blanket party for the sinister fuck?
Dread not | August 14, 2009 at 9:27 pm
Lesson: If you spill the bong water, let it be! Keep your friggen eyes on the road!
deddog | August 14, 2009 at 9:42 pm
Lesson: If you’re name is Dread not and you are too ignorant to read the story in its entirety… then shut the fuck up… she ran the light and crashed into him you mongaloid
Dread not | August 14, 2009 at 10:13 pm
27. deddog – August 14, 2009 9:42 PM
Lesson: If you’re name is Dread not and you are too ignorant to read the story in its entirety… then shut the fuck up… she ran the light and crashed into him you mongaloid
Dn: Well, well, well. We got us a rocket scientist here, we do. Do you think that Phelps actually yelled, “I’m Aquaman, bitches?” I’ll bet that you do. Look, sport. If you can’t come up with anything better than trying to call someone out on a bit of humor, when they know the actual facts, than it’s best you snap your clap trap. Mm-k? And I’m not from Mongolia!
That Girl | August 14, 2009 at 10:24 pm
That is one perfect body!
Anna | August 15, 2009 at 1:53 am
Perfect bod, fugly face.
Jimboooo! | August 15, 2009 at 10:48 am
Why is his head so small?
Galtacticus | August 15, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Who posted my body here!?
Darth | August 15, 2009 at 1:32 pm
#32
Your head got airbrushed too!
Goofy | August 15, 2009 at 2:34 pm
Yea…but I was there standing on the corner…I seen it all…Phelps waved me over…he said, “Here take this bong and my bag and run like hell…the cops will be here soon”…so I did! Thanks Mike…that was some real good shit you were smoking…if you want your bong back…you can meet me at the Starbucks just down the street from the accident next Saturday!
Andie | August 17, 2009 at 8:15 am
I think he’s hot. He looks yummy in those subway ads. I think the new haircut flatters the shape of his face much better. You work with what you’ve got, right? When he’s wet, though, the fact that his head is funny shaped (a little, like most people have room to talk) becomes more obvious. I’d do him. Again and again and again. And again. Then I’d do him some more. *sigh* A girl can dream, right?
gigi | August 17, 2009 at 4:40 pm
so frigging hot…. good g-d I wish I was an asian chick & tossed in his pathway……
gigi | August 17, 2009 at 4:46 pm
…and there’s absolutely nothing wrong w/ Michael’s face… very masculine, and sure he’s a little asymmetrical & big ears, but so what? he’s still hot & it all suits him perfectly
Sports Videos | August 19, 2009 at 6:59 am
I just hate that guy.
Just another redneck from the bible belt with belt-less pants.
Maryland | August 19, 2009 at 5:35 pm
Since when is Maryland in the f*cking bible belt?
penis enlargement | August 19, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Michael Phelps in three car accident!…His body is so perfect. His face isn’t really tragic but it’s not the best. Thank god he’s okay.
Kart Driver | April 7, 2010 at 4:04 am
speed of 5 miles an hour is safe on a wide road… ;)