Michael Phelps in three car accident

By: The Superficial / August 14, 2009

Michael Phelps was involved in a car accident late last night, according to the Baltimore Sun:

The accident Thursday night that involved Olympic swimming star Michael Phelps was caused when the female driver of a Honda Accord sped through a red light and hit a Cadillac Escalade driven by Phelps at a Mid-Town Belvedere intersection, according to Baltimore police.
Phelps and his two passengers were not hurt and cooperated with the investigation, police said.

People reports police did not administer Michael Phelps a breathalyzer because alcohol was clearly not a factor. Also, he dove into a river and yelled “I’m Aquaman, bitches!” before fucking a seahorse, so it was kind of hard to pin him down at that point. Okay, maybe that didn’t happen. But it should have.