Michael Phelps had “a beer” about an hour before getting in an accident in Baltimore on Thursday. People reports:
Investigators found that the Accord’s driver, Amanda E. Virkus, was at fault for the crash. She will be cited for failure to obey a red light, and for causing an accident.
Phelps will be cited for driving with an invalid, out-of-state license. When police arrived on scene following the mishap, the Olympic swimmer presented an invalid Michigan drivers license. According to a police source, the Michigan license was no good because Phelps did not pay an earlier fine for not showing proof of insurance. “It looks like he didn’t pay a reinstatement fee, and the license was suspended,” the source said.
As someone who’s told the police on several occasions I’ve only had one beer, I believe Michael Phelps. Now had he said he only sucked one shot of Jager out of a stripper’s navel, I’d have to call him a liar. You do at least ten of those or you have no business being in a bar. I don’t care how awesome the cheese fries are.
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Frankenstein | August 17, 2009 at 11:06 am
that’s one ugly mug!
Michael Phelps | August 17, 2009 at 11:18 am
Will the media please leave me alone, I won a billion fucking gold medals. Yeah I had a Miller Lite about an hour before the crash, is that really newsworthy? And who cares about my ugly mug, I got women lining up around the block to taste some of my PhelpsJuice.
Steph | August 17, 2009 at 11:19 am
he looks like a monkey.
Steph | August 17, 2009 at 11:24 am
michael phelps only has “women” lining up for his “Phelpsjuice” because he is famous. If you werent famous i think the only action you’d be getting is from drunken college girls. But beggars cant be choosers.
Get real | August 17, 2009 at 11:28 am
Winning gold medals does not entitle one to cause car accidents and if his blood alcohol level was above the legal limit that would make him a criminal. This freak was already caught red handed mindlessly smoking on a bong filled with an illegal substance. Being famous and beloved because of what some thing you are does not mean you can break the laws of the nation you are living in.
This clown needs to move on…into obscurity he makes me sick just looking at his hideousness.
GG1000 | August 17, 2009 at 11:43 am
I must point out, he didn’t “crash into another car.” The other car’s driver ran a red light and crashed into him! Bit of a difference, there.
Dude | August 17, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Yeah, he had one beer. And about 5 bong hits. Stoner.
MIcheal Phelps' Trainer | August 17, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Michael Phelps is not allowed to eat cheese fries.
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Rhialto | August 17, 2009 at 12:57 pm
That’s quite a weird bong.I haven’t seen a variant like this before.A collector’s item?
Darth | August 17, 2009 at 1:03 pm
You gotta have a giant and flex mouth for this bong!
Brad Pitt | August 17, 2009 at 1:18 pm
That’s a nice bong! Can i try that once!?
april | August 17, 2009 at 1:32 pm
i’d hit that, that bong that is…
kill the trolls | August 17, 2009 at 6:48 pm
Phelps hits the bong, slaps cocktail waitress’ ass AND wins 6 Olympic medals. Any troll here capable of such juggling powers?
Lenny | August 18, 2009 at 6:47 am
Nobody goes to a bar for the cheese fries…they go for the root beer.
@6:
I am not in the least bit famous, so I’m begging you, please point me towards the drunken college girls.
Not a fan | August 19, 2009 at 6:45 am
I’m sorry but white tra*h remains that way no matter what.
You can pull him out of the trailer but you can’t pull the trailer out of him.
He has already lost his world record:
http://www.blitzcorner.com/Other/Michael-Phelps-Loses-for-first-time-in-4-years
and from now on it will be a bumpy road all the way down.
Not a fan | August 19, 2009 at 6:52 am
I am sorry but white tra*h remains that way no matter what.
You can pull him out of the trailer but you can’t pull the trailer out of him.
He has already lost a world record:
http://www.blitzcorner.com/Other/Michael-Phelps-Loses-for-first-time-in-4-years
and from now on it will a bumpy road all the way down.
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