Michael Moore

20040528_mmoore.jpgIf a fatter fuck has ever lived, I never want to meet him. Despite being a pretentious homeless-looking fatass, Michael Moore has all the makings of a decent filmmaker. His recent ‘Fahrenheit 9/11′ is the first documentary to ever win the Palme d’Or at the Cannes Film Festival which I guess is a good thing. Unfortunately for him, none of that will ever change the fact that he has the ugliest looking facial hair ever grown and enough fat for Mary-Kate and Ashley to never eat again.

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