Michael Lohan is pitching a fit in the media because he’s not seeing his kids. He blames his ex-wife Dina for blocking access to Cody, Ali and Lindsay. He’s mostly concerned about Lindsay because, according to his interview on Showbiz Tonight (video after the jump), she needs a father figure to put his foot down or else she’ll end up drinking all the world’s booze. SWEET NADS OF THOR! We gotta get these two together pronto! A girl needs her daddy and all that shit. Listen up, I’ve got some duct tape. I’m pretty sure it’s flame-retardant. *checks* Yep, we’re golden. Okay, someone needs to make a trail of blow leading into my trunk…
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ken | April 17, 2008 at 1:05 pm
first!
kaeley | April 17, 2008 at 1:05 pm
ohhh lilo
Burger | April 17, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Lindsay who?
Jimbo | April 17, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Of course he misses Lindsay most of all. There’s nothing quite like fucking your firstborn.
ph7 | April 17, 2008 at 1:11 pm
I miss the drunk, coked up, banging-any-guy- to-get-through-the-night Lohan.
Party girls who love to fuck always get my attention.
sandwich maker | April 17, 2008 at 1:15 pm
all the worlds booze? Try to take it Lindsey, from my cold, sweaty, shaking, lack of circulating fingers!!
Ted Mosby | April 17, 2008 at 1:19 pm
She’s 21, no need for parental consent to see Lindsay. More likely she doesn’t want to see his angry drunk ass.
havoc | April 17, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Well, thank you Captain Obvious……
.
BunnyButt | April 17, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Too little too late …
Hick-up | April 17, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Screw you Lindsay and you too Sandwhich Maker. I’m at the bar down the street and I’ll be dameed, damned if you beat me to all the booooozwq. Damn alcohol.
sandwich maker | April 17, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Well, I be damned…..
Jesus H. Christ | April 17, 2008 at 1:29 pm
I think he’s repented his ways and is truly a changed man. He only wants to spend time with Lindsay so that he can see her in t-shirts and shorts, preferably when there’s a little bit of a cool breeze. It will revive his memories, and as long as restricts himself to masturbatory reliving, it’s no-harm no-foul.
Auntie Kryst | April 17, 2008 at 1:30 pm
All the world’s booze? Please. Lindsay is a poseur. She’t got nothing on my gal Tara Reid. Lindsay bow to your Sensei!!
Lindsay got fingered | April 17, 2008 at 1:30 pm
#4, crude but classic. And probably true.
Do you know that at one point he actually threatened to sue Lindsay for alimony? Not Dina, mind you, but Lindsay.
Kat | April 17, 2008 at 1:30 pm
absolute should go die. :D
Happy thoughts.
deacon jones | April 17, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Lame week so far Fish, get your shit together
I wanna tits and ass. Let’s get some bikini pics of Jessica Biel and Elish Cuthbert going, cmon now!
deacon jones is an idiot | April 17, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Then go surf porn ya jackass. Anyway, nobody gives a shit what you think…..
Ike | April 17, 2008 at 1:37 pm
What’s with these bad resolution pics?
Ike | April 17, 2008 at 1:39 pm
haha 18
Bigheadmike | April 17, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Bighead sandwich
Lindsey on one side and Tara on the other.
Zee Brat | April 17, 2008 at 2:05 pm
How exactly is Dina keeping Lindsey away?
Harry Ballzack | April 17, 2008 at 2:37 pm
He’s whining because they left his drunken ass out of the loop.
Time for acting all “father-like” was about 10 years ago when he was busy spending his last buck at the local tavern.
The only one in that freaking brood with any sense is the eldest boy Michael. Who opted for a college education instead of dumbing down for the
glitz-n-glitter of Hollywood
McGee D | April 17, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Lindsay’s looking unbelievably white trash these days. Check the hair. The jeans. The shoes!
FromOutOfNoWhere | April 17, 2008 at 3:18 pm
gee, she’s looking really good here. Hey Fish out about some butt shots.
I could really hook up with this chick. She’ll be a home maker in no time.
Sadie | April 17, 2008 at 3:21 pm
She looks like a European in them tight ass pants and high top sneaks.
Sadie | April 17, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Oh man, this shit is SO entertaining, makes me feel so much less pathetic reading all these dumbass postings, i mean the guy who runs this site, he’s one funny ass bastard, reminds me of my inner monologue, and anyone who disagrees is a big liar liar European pants and high tops on Fiah!
Anon | April 17, 2008 at 4:25 pm
I think her hair looks great
adoe | April 17, 2008 at 5:19 pm
#24….just thinkin’ the same thing…she dresses like she’s in the 80′s and her roots look like trash. Blonde hair does NOT match her pasty complexion and orange cheeks. Somebody please tell her.
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GG1000 | April 18, 2008 at 1:07 am
Dude, the girl’s 21 years old! Her mother can’t “keep her away.” She doesn’t want to see you, OK? And, might I suggest, that it just might be because you are the world’s biggest jerk!
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Frank martin | May 2, 2008 at 1:56 am
I saw that Michael Lohan is in this rather freaky horror movie. The Deed To Hell. He preaches in it
Frank martin | May 2, 2008 at 1:56 am
I saw that Michael Lohan is in this rather freaky horror movie. The Deed To Hell. He preaches in it
Frank martin | May 2, 2008 at 1:56 am
I saw that Michael Lohan is in this rather freaky horror movie. The Deed To Hell. He preaches in it
Frank martin | May 2, 2008 at 1:56 am
I saw that Michael Lohan is in this rather freaky horror movie. The Deed To Hell. He preaches in it
Frank martin | May 2, 2008 at 1:56 am
I saw that Michael Lohan is in this rather freaky horror movie. The Deed To Hell. He preaches in it