Michael Lohan quits blogging

February 4th, 2009 // 36 Comments

Seen here with Stephen Baldwin to emphasize his asshat-ness, Michael Lohan has announced he’s done blogging. Apparently, he’s tired of ranting about Samantha Ronson and decided to pull the plug on his blog – by ranting about Samantha Ronson:

Well here you have it. My final blog. And for those of you who are doubters or knockers, let me say that I never took a penny for my blog or anything I ever did for any of my children. I did what I did, out of love and concern, regardless of any of your opinions. I did it to help them, advance their careers and give them hope. I taught them that anything is possible if you really want it enough, and that when your heart is in the right place, God will make it all happen!
And although I have full confidence in Jonathan Jaxson (Who is the mastermind behind some of the best stories/blogs out there.), I have to say that when it comes to my innocent children, who are at risk and have nothing to do with the situation at hand, I have to respect their request.
Before I go, however, I must say that I received a text message from a very close and dear friend of Lindsay’s who I trust and admire. The text said, “between you and me you are doing the right thing. From what I hear, from Lindsay’s nearest and dearest friends, Lindsay is worse off than ever since she she has been with Sam. I told Dina that Lindsay needs you back in her life, and I think you know that I was the one who really helped Linds get into rehab.”
Without divulging this person’s identity, let me say that I know this person and I trust him/her very much. As a matter of fact, I spent time with him/her and wish that he/she was still part of Lindsay’s life.
For the record, when it comes to sexual preference, I am not biased. What matters most is the substance of an individual rather than their preference.It is the love and intent behind the relationship that matters. Something I can not give much credence to when it comes to Samantha. Just look at Samantha’s tax returns before she “engaged” Lindsay, and then after! Look at Lindsay’s career before Samantha and after! Look at all the things Lindsay accomplished and had going for her before Samantha and after. And finally, consider how Lindsay spent every holiday with her family before she met Samantha and then after. Would Lindsay ever leave her little sister in LA with Jenni, and leave with Samantha like she recently did when she went to Boston?! NEVER!
I was with Lindsay when she got out of Cirque Lodge. I saw and experienced the “old Lindsay” with so much hope and promise. I had full confidence in her. Then back came Samantha! Can’t you all see this? Am I speaking to stone walls? All I ask that you put your selves in my shoes and HONESTLY consider what you would do.
As I said, this is my final blog, and I hope what I have said and expressed to you and Lindsay, have a positive effect on your lives.
God Bless you ALL, be well and thank you for your input. Good, bad, positive, or negative, I have learned a lot from all of you.
Be Blessed!!!!

In all honesty, I found Michael Lohan’s blog to be fascinating. Mostly because somebody besides Michael Lohan read it which proves we’re pretty much doomed as a society. Whee.

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  2. justshoes

    i don’t think anybody really cares about these people anymore. . . .

  3. “I taught them that anything is possible if you really want it enough, and that when your heart is in the right place, God will make it all happen!”

    So, if you really want to be a talent-less lesbian, and your heart is thinking of ugly manly women, then God will make you a lesbian!

  4. jrz

    My final blob.
    Fish, your name is Jonathan Jaxson?

    Ya know, I just couldn’t bother reading all of it. Does anyone have the Cliff Notes or the executive summary?

  5. Italian Stallion

    They make a cute couple, when did these two douchebags start dating?

  6. I’ll never stop blogging. On a day like this when I can post about Justin Timberlake, a sex tape and Mini Me’s penis in the same post, I’m a happy guy.

  7. p0nk

    not real credible to complain about LiLo and Sam while stephen baldwin is tossing your salad. but nice try, ‘mike’.

  8. p0nk

    Dear Mike,

    know how i know you’re a douchebag? i can understand the disappointment that your whore of a daughter is no longer supporting your habit financially, but try to be less obvious about it. ie. wtf does Sam’s tax returns have to do with anything?

  9. Marcus

    That guy totally looks like Don Flamenco

  10. I got through about half of it..

  11. p0nk

    Geno, do you realize how gay that sounds?

  12. Duke Steele

    Its funny how Michael Lohan sorta looks like Sam Ronson and Stephen Baldwin still looks like he has Down Syndrome.

  13. Dane

    What’s with the pro-Lindsay Lohan and anti-Linday’s father who is trying to help her on this site all of a sudden? Doesn’t really seem to jive with the rest of the Superficial’s articles. Whatever writer you got in charge of covering Lindsay, fire the motherfucker and get in someone who knows how to report on more tits.

  14. me

    Anyone posting after me sucks on Michael Lohan’s leprechaun penis

  15. tooey

    hehe, he said “knockers”; I didn’t get any further than that…

  16. LivewireT

    He has a carrot shaped head

  17. justifiable

    Yeah, douchenozzle, you got her into rehab all by your own self. Kudos. Now live on that for the rest of your life, because she doesn’t owe you shit. And since she’s been with Ronson, she hasn’t been abusing booze or blow (not that anyone’s got on film anyway). Her career was over after “I Know Who Killed Me” and getting the heave-ho from “Ugly Betty” nailed the lid on the shitter it fell into. Your illegitimate kid won’t be able to support you, nor will your youngest. Call it a day and get a fucking job. Or maybe Stephen Bloatwin there will let you hang around Alec and he’ll abuse you for minimum wage.

  18. Danklin24

    Her life before Samantha, eh? You mean the life where she was involved in high speed chases, or the one where she snorts coke off a guy’s dick in a bathroom stall?? I can definitely see either of those being better than being in love, especially with someone that buys you shit and makes you smile. Oh the humanity.

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  20. PleasePleasePlease

    Lindsay please snort coke off my erect penis while your dad blogs about it. That’ll make for a good day.

  21. Magnus Maximus

    Notice Baldwin’s clenched fist. He is very protective of his Michael Lohan.

  22. Fifi

    Does all of that fit in a text message?

  23. Lisa Simpson

    Most pathetic father award!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Even more pathetic than my own. daddy didn’t love me.

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  25. He’s going into the PENIS-SUCKING-JOBS, folks!!

  26. No one

    Michael Lohan writes like a 13 year old girl.

  27. Barack Obama

    Hey man… seems to me that the most tolerant among us see fit not to judge… if the guy’s trying to better himself, good for him. Hope he figures it out.

  28. Being photographed with a Baldwin is the last vestige of a douche…

  29. Jrz

    That is one constipated looking Baldwin

  30. This pic casts serious doubts on S. Baldwins conversion, on top of the pre-existing ones.

    If you line up the Baldwin brothers they look kind of like that “Evolution of Man” picture, that shows the hunchbacked chimp developing into modern man.

  31. The Cheese

    MIchael Lohan looks like he pushed his head through the cell bars to escape Magneto’s lair.

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  35. I will never stop blogging. On a day like this when I can make post for Justin Timberlake, I am a happy man.

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