After Lindsay’s fashion world debut bombed this weekend in Paris, it’s only fair that Michael Lohan uses the opportunity to shove his face in the press. Because that’s what daddies do. RadarOnline reports:
“I’m going to get her off the prescription drugs that she’s on,” Lohan told us in a candid interview. “I hate it when people talk about illegal drug abuse… because it’s not just drinking and illegal drugs that kill you. Prescription drugs can destroy and kill a person and are sometimes harder to stop. Look at Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson.”
Lohan asked us not to reveal what specific medications he believes his daughter is abusing, but says they’ve taken over her life.
“You know why Lindsay’s not acting in feature films right now? Because she can’t,” he said. “Because the girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus that’s grown because of the prescription drugs. She can’t be herself. When you hug her she’s like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I get chills, and not in a good way-in a bad way.”
Two things: 1. That chill you’re feeling is your wallet being stolen, and 2. When did they start giving out prescriptions for blow? Because I’ve tried several times to get one and it always ends with “Sir, this is a McDonald’s.” Then why does it say “Large Coke” out front? This is entrapment!
joejoe | October 6, 2009 at 11:35 am
wow!
chango666 | October 6, 2009 at 11:36 am
Nasty . . .
It's Me Fuckers | October 6, 2009 at 11:36 am
nope, no COCK here
Chatham | October 6, 2009 at 11:45 am
So she’s wearing gym shorts and no bra at a fashion show? I don’t even care.
Bernardo | October 6, 2009 at 11:50 am
Every day she looks more and more skinny, ugly, old. Few years or months she will be in a box.
Mr.Q | October 6, 2009 at 11:50 am
Her shoulder and back look disgusting. like it has been burnt or something.
havoc | October 6, 2009 at 11:53 am
Its probably just something like Tylenol PM…..with cocaine. And vodka flavored.
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niko | October 6, 2009 at 11:59 am
she is crazy
http://www.peoplevents.blogspot.com
It's Me Fuckers | October 6, 2009 at 11:59 am
isn’t always nice how good ole “dad” throws her under the bus whenever he can? She does a fantastic job throwing herself under but to have daddy stomp on her while she is there… classy
Max | October 6, 2009 at 12:00 pm
My ex was addicted to percosets and it was a year before I figured out why she looked like a zombie and slept every 3 hours. It took two years to get her off of them. She looks like a real live girl again. Lindsay has the demon.
Vanquish | October 6, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Such an ugly has-been.
Martin Sileno | October 6, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Lindsay TITS or GTFO?
The Rough report | October 6, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Oh thats nice, thats one way to help her out…ML needs the shunning again from Lilo…
Max Planck | October 6, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Smokers suck.
dude_on | October 6, 2009 at 12:26 pm
If Michael would hold her in a gentle, yet strong warm embrace, I would suspect that those kisses would begin to come to life.
G&T | October 6, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Does anyone else smell the pine wood stemming from her near future?
Actually, they’re probably gonna have to cremate her body just to prevent an std pandemic…
Mark M | October 6, 2009 at 12:31 pm
Good Lord…she’s like a Courtney Love starter kit!
Andie | October 6, 2009 at 12:33 pm
She looks ill. I’m sure she is addicted to drugs and it’s slowly (well, more slowly than getting hit by a bus) killing her. But I think it’s really bad form for her father to talk about it publicly. Come on, stage an intervention not an interview. Imagine how that must make her feel. Bad dad award. I hope she gets well. I liked some of her movies. I really liked Mean Girls.
he was so close to the truth | October 6, 2009 at 12:40 pm
“You know why Lindsay’s not acting in feature films right now? Because she can’t,” he said. “Can’t what?” a reporter asked. “Can’t act. She’s got no acting ability. Duh.” said Lohan.
ek | October 6, 2009 at 12:45 pm
These people are all sad. Quick, someone kidnap Ali while before they fuck her up beyond repair too.
No GayTards | October 6, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Seriously, it is easy to see her death coming soon
havoc | October 6, 2009 at 12:47 pm
The only thing Lindsay’s addicted to is carrying on the family tradition of being a complete fucking loser….
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Chef | October 6, 2009 at 12:57 pm
I really think she gunna be dead befo her boobs sag down her to her knee.
Delgo | October 6, 2009 at 1:08 pm
tits or gtfo, I second that
name it for christ sake | October 6, 2009 at 1:10 pm
her lips looks looks like Jessica Rabitt cartoon…but in a very bad way.
+++++KraziHotKelli+++++++++ | October 6, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Lindzay begged me to model for her zhow, but I had to decline, becauze the Jonaz brotherz begged me to go on tour with them (yez, they are ztill fighting over me). Alaz, zince I could not model her clothez, it drove her over the edge, now zhe iz an addict. Zo Zad.
Average Joe | October 6, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Ladies, do NOT get those stupid lip injections. They do not make your lips look good. They just look weird.
Oliver Chester The Molester Lester | October 6, 2009 at 1:24 pm
I bet she is great at hoovering.
Ian | October 6, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Man she is a fucking train wreck.
...p... | October 6, 2009 at 1:34 pm
heath ledger didn’t die cuz he was addicted to perscription drugs. get your facts straight lohan. it was the combination that did him in, he even took the right amounts and everything, he just went to one too many doctors who perscribed him one too many things, that do not go well with the others. it still was his fault, he should have mentioned what else he was taking, but he was just trying to sleep. he wasn’t where lindsay is.
...p... | October 6, 2009 at 1:34 pm
heath ledger didn’t die cuz he was addicted to perscription drugs. get your facts straight lohan. it was the combination that did him in, he even took the right amounts and everything, he just went to one too many doctors who perscribed him one too many things, that do not go well with the others. it still was his fault, he should have mentioned what else he was taking, but he was just trying to sleep. he wasn’t where lindsay is.
Sprmcandy | October 6, 2009 at 1:39 pm
The bitch has Beautiful hair.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | October 6, 2009 at 1:53 pm
i’m guessing she’s also addicted to bleach as well.
Cat | October 6, 2009 at 1:58 pm
Why does she insist on going blonde, she looks like shit with blonde hair. the drugs/alcohol/pills obviously don’t help but really – You Look Like SHIT as a blonde…
el ces | October 6, 2009 at 2:15 pm
I love Lindsay, but I miss her hard kickboxing bod.
Hopefully she’ll get her fill of debauchery soon and head back to the dojo.
ecigs | October 6, 2009 at 2:18 pm
She started out so innocent and pretty…and things have been on the downhill slide ever since. She had so much potential, and she’s really blowing it bad. Too bad, Lohan. You could have been much better.
gink | October 6, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Ok ,we all had out laughs….time she gets into rehab
She lives and we get our Jessica Rabbit back and she makes some real movies again , its a win win win
Quinn | October 6, 2009 at 2:52 pm
She needs to consider suicide soon. She has always idolized Marlyn Munroe and claims she wants to die young and tragically like MM. But….. time is running out. She needs to kill herself now because she is going downhill fast. Really she should have done it 2 years ago when she was still higher in her game. Once she is at the bottom of the barrel her “going out with a bang” will be totally irrelevant.
Stephanie | October 6, 2009 at 3:09 pm
#17 LMFAO!! but seriously…….Too young, too rich, and parents who don’t give a shit. You’d think a father would rush to help his daughter who is obviously on the verge of a physical breakdown. I can only imagine the kind of eulogy this man would give.
Aunt Jemima | October 6, 2009 at 3:45 pm
#25 I think she looks more like Howard the Duck.
Galtacticus | October 6, 2009 at 4:07 pm
The prescripted drugs have done it again.She herself is totally innocent ofcourse.
David | October 6, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Rx drugs are a HUGE problem, a lot of people are addicted and abusing them because they are so easy to get. I mean shit, they even advertise them on tv!
For those of you that are being insensitive about it that’s pretty messed up. I don’t like lilo at all but I know about the problems with Rx drugs and they’re real. People need to start recognizing that.
somuchbetter | October 6, 2009 at 4:18 pm
This is so sad. We are just watching her be consumed and depressed and she’s DYING! from the parents that put her into this environment and life. Some parents are so f*cking greedy. I hope one day she can recover, not only from the life she’s led but I also hope she grows up.
And I seriously LOLed at the mcdonalds joke.
lindsay | October 6, 2009 at 5:20 pm
i agree with #42. Also, it is VERY likely in my opinion celebrities are dying from pharmacy pills. Please want to be near these stars, offering them gifts. Drugs are cheap (compared to gold, etc.) and also easy to get. Seriously, just ask your doctor.
But what do you really expect? She was once like you or me, fame/money is probably as dangerous as pills. Do you expect her to save the world or act like she won the lottery? http://www.pocketfives.com/poker-forums/13/16-year-old-wins-lottery-6-years-ago-4638330
Drugs feel great though, everyone should do acid once.
lindsay | October 6, 2009 at 5:21 pm
i agree with #42. Also, it is VERY likely in my opinion celebrities are dying from pharmacy pills. People want to be near these stars, offering them gifts. Drugs are cheap (compared to gold, etc.) and also easy to get. Seriously, just ask your doctor.
But what do you really expect? She was once like you or me, fame/money is probably as dangerous as pills. Do you expect her to save the world or act like she won the lottery? http://www.pocketfives.com/poker-forums/13/16-year-old-wins-lottery-6-years-ago-4638330
Drugs feel great though, everyone should do acid once.
Melissa | October 6, 2009 at 5:47 pm
She may be supremely disgusting and pathetic, but bitch has the best god damn legs… sans freckles, of course.
Turd the third | October 6, 2009 at 6:09 pm
@46 seems like that is a bit of a dyke-ish sort of comment and perspective. Lindsay is just all 100 % GROSS!
These picts of her are actually quite flattering, she seems to alternatingly look Wasted and then Paranoid….
oh well guess that is part of her growing up…..NOT
See Alice | October 6, 2009 at 6:40 pm
She had it all . We have seen her lose it all . Sad
Boodiba | October 6, 2009 at 6:57 pm
What’s gtfo? Guess I have to google.
East of Eden | October 6, 2009 at 7:30 pm
Everyone is always talking about how talented she is or was. I don’t see any talent in a child playing a child, in a movie, and then as a teen playing a teen. These roles are not really a stretch for anyone in those age groups. The only thing left for us to even care about is to watch her go berserk on so-called Rx drugs, please, not even Michael Jackson’s doctor would give her an aspirin, she’s a crack head, and her dad is some sort of devil slug.