After Lindsay’s fashion world debut bombed this weekend in Paris, it’s only fair that Michael Lohan uses the opportunity to shove his face in the press. Because that’s what daddies do. RadarOnline reports:
“I’m going to get her off the prescription drugs that she’s on,” Lohan told us in a candid interview. “I hate it when people talk about illegal drug abuse… because it’s not just drinking and illegal drugs that kill you. Prescription drugs can destroy and kill a person and are sometimes harder to stop. Look at Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson.”
Lohan asked us not to reveal what specific medications he believes his daughter is abusing, but says they’ve taken over her life.
“You know why Lindsay’s not acting in feature films right now? Because she can’t,” he said. “Because the girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus that’s grown because of the prescription drugs. She can’t be herself. When you hug her she’s like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I get chills, and not in a good way-in a bad way.”
Two things: 1. That chill you’re feeling is your wallet being stolen, and 2. When did they start giving out prescriptions for blow? Because I’ve tried several times to get one and it always ends with “Sir, this is a McDonald’s.” Then why does it say “Large Coke” out front? This is entrapment!