Michael Lohan: ‘Lindsay’s addicted to prescription drugs’

October 6th, 2009 // 70 Comments

After Lindsay’s fashion world debut bombed this weekend in Paris, it’s only fair that Michael Lohan uses the opportunity to shove his face in the press. Because that’s what daddies do. RadarOnline reports:

“I’m going to get her off the prescription drugs that she’s on,” Lohan told us in a candid interview. “I hate it when people talk about illegal drug abuse… because it’s not just drinking and illegal drugs that kill you. Prescription drugs can destroy and kill a person and are sometimes harder to stop. Look at Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson.”
Lohan asked us not to reveal what specific medications he believes his daughter is abusing, but says they’ve taken over her life.
“You know why Lindsay’s not acting in feature films right now? Because she can’t,” he said. “Because the girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus that’s grown because of the prescription drugs. She can’t be herself. When you hug her she’s like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I get chills, and not in a good way-in a bad way.”

Two things: 1. That chill you’re feeling is your wallet being stolen, and 2. When did they start giving out prescriptions for blow? Because I’ve tried several times to get one and it always ends with “Sir, this is a McDonald’s.” Then why does it say “Large Coke” out front? This is entrapment!

Photos: Fame
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  1. joejoe

    wow!

  2. chango666

    Nasty . . .

  3. It's Me Fuckers

    nope, no COCK here

  4. Chatham

    So she’s wearing gym shorts and no bra at a fashion show? I don’t even care.

  5. Bernardo

    Every day she looks more and more skinny, ugly, old. Few years or months she will be in a box.

  6. Mr.Q

    Her shoulder and back look disgusting. like it has been burnt or something.

  7. havoc

    Its probably just something like Tylenol PM…..with cocaine. And vodka flavored.

    .

  8. It's Me Fuckers

    isn’t always nice how good ole “dad” throws her under the bus whenever he can? She does a fantastic job throwing herself under but to have daddy stomp on her while she is there… classy

  9. Max

    My ex was addicted to percosets and it was a year before I figured out why she looked like a zombie and slept every 3 hours. It took two years to get her off of them. She looks like a real live girl again. Lindsay has the demon.

  10. Vanquish

    Such an ugly has-been.

  11. Lindsay TITS or GTFO?

  12. The Rough report

    Oh thats nice, thats one way to help her out…ML needs the shunning again from Lilo…

  13. Max Planck

    Smokers suck.

  14. dude_on

    If Michael would hold her in a gentle, yet strong warm embrace, I would suspect that those kisses would begin to come to life.

  15. G&T

    Does anyone else smell the pine wood stemming from her near future?
    Actually, they’re probably gonna have to cremate her body just to prevent an std pandemic…

  16. Good Lord…she’s like a Courtney Love starter kit!

  17. Andie

    She looks ill. I’m sure she is addicted to drugs and it’s slowly (well, more slowly than getting hit by a bus) killing her. But I think it’s really bad form for her father to talk about it publicly. Come on, stage an intervention not an interview. Imagine how that must make her feel. Bad dad award. I hope she gets well. I liked some of her movies. I really liked Mean Girls.

  18. he was so close to the truth

    “You know why Lindsay’s not acting in feature films right now? Because she can’t,” he said. “Can’t what?” a reporter asked. “Can’t act. She’s got no acting ability. Duh.” said Lohan.

  19. ek

    These people are all sad. Quick, someone kidnap Ali while before they fuck her up beyond repair too.

  20. No GayTards

    Seriously, it is easy to see her death coming soon

  21. havoc

    The only thing Lindsay’s addicted to is carrying on the family tradition of being a complete fucking loser….

    .

  22. Chef

    I really think she gunna be dead befo her boobs sag down her to her knee.

  23. Delgo

    tits or gtfo, I second that

  24. name it for christ sake

    her lips looks looks like Jessica Rabitt cartoon…but in a very bad way.

  25. +++++KraziHotKelli+++++++++

    Lindzay begged me to model for her zhow, but I had to decline, becauze the Jonaz brotherz begged me to go on tour with them (yez, they are ztill fighting over me). Alaz, zince I could not model her clothez, it drove her over the edge, now zhe iz an addict. Zo Zad.

  26. Average Joe

    Ladies, do NOT get those stupid lip injections. They do not make your lips look good. They just look weird.

  27. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    I bet she is great at hoovering.

  28. Ian

    Man she is a fucking train wreck.

  29. ...p...

    heath ledger didn’t die cuz he was addicted to perscription drugs. get your facts straight lohan. it was the combination that did him in, he even took the right amounts and everything, he just went to one too many doctors who perscribed him one too many things, that do not go well with the others. it still was his fault, he should have mentioned what else he was taking, but he was just trying to sleep. he wasn’t where lindsay is.

  30. ...p...

    heath ledger didn’t die cuz he was addicted to perscription drugs. get your facts straight lohan. it was the combination that did him in, he even took the right amounts and everything, he just went to one too many doctors who perscribed him one too many things, that do not go well with the others. it still was his fault, he should have mentioned what else he was taking, but he was just trying to sleep. he wasn’t where lindsay is.

  31. Sprmcandy

    The bitch has Beautiful hair.

  32. i’m guessing she’s also addicted to bleach as well.

  33. Cat

    Why does she insist on going blonde, she looks like shit with blonde hair. the drugs/alcohol/pills obviously don’t help but really – You Look Like SHIT as a blonde…

  34. el ces

    I love Lindsay, but I miss her hard kickboxing bod.

    Hopefully she’ll get her fill of debauchery soon and head back to the dojo.

  35. She started out so innocent and pretty…and things have been on the downhill slide ever since. She had so much potential, and she’s really blowing it bad. Too bad, Lohan. You could have been much better.

  36. Ok ,we all had out laughs….time she gets into rehab

    She lives and we get our Jessica Rabbit back and she makes some real movies again , its a win win win

  37. Quinn

    She needs to consider suicide soon. She has always idolized Marlyn Munroe and claims she wants to die young and tragically like MM. But….. time is running out. She needs to kill herself now because she is going downhill fast. Really she should have done it 2 years ago when she was still higher in her game. Once she is at the bottom of the barrel her “going out with a bang” will be totally irrelevant.

  38. Stephanie

    #17 LMFAO!! but seriously…….Too young, too rich, and parents who don’t give a shit. You’d think a father would rush to help his daughter who is obviously on the verge of a physical breakdown. I can only imagine the kind of eulogy this man would give.

  39. Aunt Jemima

    #25 I think she looks more like Howard the Duck.

  40. Galtacticus

    The prescripted drugs have done it again.She herself is totally innocent ofcourse.

  41. David

    Rx drugs are a HUGE problem, a lot of people are addicted and abusing them because they are so easy to get. I mean shit, they even advertise them on tv!

    For those of you that are being insensitive about it that’s pretty messed up. I don’t like lilo at all but I know about the problems with Rx drugs and they’re real. People need to start recognizing that.

  42. somuchbetter

    This is so sad. We are just watching her be consumed and depressed and she’s DYING! from the parents that put her into this environment and life. Some parents are so f*cking greedy. I hope one day she can recover, not only from the life she’s led but I also hope she grows up.

    And I seriously LOLed at the mcdonalds joke.

  43. lindsay

    i agree with #42. Also, it is VERY likely in my opinion celebrities are dying from pharmacy pills. Please want to be near these stars, offering them gifts. Drugs are cheap (compared to gold, etc.) and also easy to get. Seriously, just ask your doctor.
    But what do you really expect? She was once like you or me, fame/money is probably as dangerous as pills. Do you expect her to save the world or act like she won the lottery? http://www.pocketfives.com/poker-forums/13/16-year-old-wins-lottery-6-years-ago-4638330
    Drugs feel great though, everyone should do acid once.

  44. lindsay

    i agree with #42. Also, it is VERY likely in my opinion celebrities are dying from pharmacy pills. People want to be near these stars, offering them gifts. Drugs are cheap (compared to gold, etc.) and also easy to get. Seriously, just ask your doctor.
    But what do you really expect? She was once like you or me, fame/money is probably as dangerous as pills. Do you expect her to save the world or act like she won the lottery? http://www.pocketfives.com/poker-forums/13/16-year-old-wins-lottery-6-years-ago-4638330
    Drugs feel great though, everyone should do acid once.

  45. Melissa

    She may be supremely disgusting and pathetic, but bitch has the best god damn legs… sans freckles, of course.

  46. Turd the third

    @46 seems like that is a bit of a dyke-ish sort of comment and perspective. Lindsay is just all 100 % GROSS!

    These picts of her are actually quite flattering, she seems to alternatingly look Wasted and then Paranoid….

    oh well guess that is part of her growing up…..NOT

  47. See Alice

    She had it all . We have seen her lose it all . Sad

  48. What’s gtfo? Guess I have to google.

  49. East of Eden

    Everyone is always talking about how talented she is or was. I don’t see any talent in a child playing a child, in a movie, and then as a teen playing a teen. These roles are not really a stretch for anyone in those age groups. The only thing left for us to even care about is to watch her go berserk on so-called Rx drugs, please, not even Michael Jackson’s doctor would give her an aspirin, she’s a crack head, and her dad is some sort of devil slug.

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