Michael Lohan had a heart attack

March 17th, 2010 // 23 Comments

Lindsay Lohan’s dad apparently suffered a heart attack Tuesday afternoon, according to TMZ:

Michael Lohan was taken to a hospital in New York after suffering chest pains that radiated to his arms. Kate says an EKG showed evidence of a heart attack.
Kate says Michael is at St. Francis Hospital in Manhasset. She says Michael will undergo a “procedure” but wasn’t specific.

For the record, the source of this information is Kate Major who tried to bang Jon Gosselin to stardom, so for all we know Michael Lohan bumped his elbow trying to kick her in the vagina or they’re pitching a reality show about deadbeat dads with angina. Let’s assume both.

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  1. Its so bad news. This is not fair.

  2. Dick Tree

    Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Not good for the ticker!

  3. Will Michael still tour with Douche-Capades this year?

  4. Anonymous

    What will Dina do now to try and get attention on herself?

  5. uncle Rough

    Dood? Are you in cahoots with these spammers? So annoying!

  6. Dick Tree

    I agree with uncle Rough. Really annoying. Does anyone actually read this spam?

  7. allykatt

    @ 4—- bwa ha ha ha! Douche capades? Awesome.

  8. TetterkeT

    It’s a shame it wasn’t fatal.

  9. Mucous

    Notice how happy these Nobodies are too have their ugly faces photographed? What’s up with the whore there having no lips?

  10. Screaming Gunt

    @# 4 and 8….”Douche Capades” is hilarious!!!!

    Thanks for the hearty laugh big fella…or little lady, take your pick!

  11. blah

    that was actually funny. is the old writer back?

  12. I don’t think there is such as thing as mild or minor heart attakc. You get a heart attack because oxygenated blood is not reaching part of the heart and causes that part to die. There is nothing minor about that.

  13. Last week Michael told Hollyscoop that he was starting to experience pain in his chest following legal woos with his ex Erin Muller.
    “I’m going to have a heart attack because of her,” he told Hollyscoop EXCLUSIVELY last Friday following the news that Erin wanted to hold a press conference to discuss their legal problems.

  14. K

    Apparently being a giant douchebag is rough on the heart.

  15. captain america

    …………..he is american?

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  19. I feel bad for him, don’t wish that on anyone

  20. Oh! bad news.

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