Lindsay Lohan’s dad apparently suffered a heart attack Tuesday afternoon, according to TMZ:
Michael Lohan was taken to a hospital in New York after suffering chest pains that radiated to his arms. Kate says an EKG showed evidence of a heart attack.
Kate says Michael is at St. Francis Hospital in Manhasset. She says Michael will undergo a “procedure” but wasn’t specific.
For the record, the source of this information is Kate Major who tried to bang Jon Gosselin to stardom, so for all we know Michael Lohan bumped his elbow trying to kick her in the vagina or they’re pitching a reality show about deadbeat dads with angina. Let’s assume both.
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small business health insurance | March 17, 2010 at 8:17 am
eighth!
Jamescameron | March 17, 2010 at 8:18 am
Its so bad news. This is not fair.
Dick Tree | March 17, 2010 at 8:26 am
Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Not good for the ticker!
Narcissist | March 17, 2010 at 8:34 am
Will Michael still tour with Douche-Capades this year?
Anonymous | March 17, 2010 at 9:10 am
What will Dina do now to try and get attention on herself?
uncle Rough | March 17, 2010 at 9:54 am
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Dick Tree | March 17, 2010 at 10:03 am
I agree with uncle Rough. Really annoying. Does anyone actually read this spam?
allykatt | March 17, 2010 at 10:17 am
@ 4—- bwa ha ha ha! Douche capades? Awesome.
TetterkeT | March 17, 2010 at 10:38 am
It’s a shame it wasn’t fatal.
Mucous | March 17, 2010 at 11:02 am
Notice how happy these Nobodies are too have their ugly faces photographed? What’s up with the whore there having no lips?
Screaming Gunt | March 17, 2010 at 12:33 pm
@# 4 and 8….”Douche Capades” is hilarious!!!!
Thanks for the hearty laugh big fella…or little lady, take your pick!
blah | March 17, 2010 at 1:13 pm
that was actually funny. is the old writer back?
social bookmarking | March 18, 2010 at 1:04 am
I don’t think there is such as thing as mild or minor heart attakc. You get a heart attack because oxygenated blood is not reaching part of the heart and causes that part to die. There is nothing minor about that.
m3 zero | March 18, 2010 at 2:16 am
Last week Michael told Hollyscoop that he was starting to experience pain in his chest following legal woos with his ex Erin Muller.
“I’m going to have a heart attack because of her,” he told Hollyscoop EXCLUSIVELY last Friday following the news that Erin wanted to hold a press conference to discuss their legal problems.
K | March 18, 2010 at 2:22 am
Apparently being a giant douchebag is rough on the heart.
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…………..he is american?
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How to Remove XP Internet Security | April 15, 2010 at 5:15 pm
I feel bad for him, don’t wish that on anyone
Rose | May 5, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Oh! bad news.
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