Michael Lohan had a heart attack

Lindsay Lohan’s dad apparently suffered a heart attack Tuesday afternoon, according to TMZ:

Michael Lohan was taken to a hospital in New York after suffering chest pains that radiated to his arms. Kate says an EKG showed evidence of a heart attack.
Kate says Michael is at St. Francis Hospital in Manhasset. She says Michael will undergo a “procedure” but wasn’t specific.

For the record, the source of this information is Kate Major who tried to bang Jon Gosselin to stardom, so for all we know Michael Lohan bumped his elbow trying to kick her in the vagina or they’re pitching a reality show about deadbeat dads with angina. Let’s assume both.

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