Michael Lohan gets one-hour special to ‘expose Dina Lohan’

August 29th, 2008 // 30 Comments

After getting his nuts kicked in on Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson’s blog, Michael Lohan has magically acquired a one-hour TV special where he’ll ‘expose’ ex-wife Dina Lohan who he claims is the one that told him Samantha Ronson is writing a tell-all book. Of course, Michael can’t say what network his “special” is on, or when it will air, but believe him, it’s the real deal. TVGuide.com has the exclusive:

“I have it all on tape — all recorded, time and date-stamped,” he said. “You will hear it all. I have 101 text messages between Lindsay and I, and I have about 60 tape recordings of Dina.”
Because of contractual agreements, Lohan cannot specify the name of the special or on what network it will air, but insisted it is “definitely” happening.
“It might be broken up into parts, but it’s going to be done,” he said. “These lies have to stop. She can’t say all these things to me and when I try to address it, deny everything. Dina’s a hypocrite and I’m tired of it.”
“I’ve never taken or earned one penny from my daughter. Meanwhile, all the people around her, including her mother, are earning money off of her,” he said. “They want publicity. They’re there for self-serving reasons. I didn’t have my own reality TV show.”

‘I didn’t have my own reality TV show.’ And look what whining got you. I guarantee this special, if it exists, will run at one a.m. against an episode of Family Guy where Peter makes a non-sequitur reference to the 80s, so you know what I’ll be watching that night: Porn.

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  1. FIRST

    FIRST

  2. sixpack

    ….does anybody care about this?? More boobs!

  3. FIRST

    I LOVE U BETHANY

  4. Joe

    yeah whatever

    Best headline this morning:

    “McCain Taps Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin” by ABC news. That old dog, didn’t know he still had it in him…

  5. FIRST

    i heard mccain has a big ding dong

  6. Wendy

    #4 — I saw that too. She’s attractive, too, for her age and 5 kids and actually doing something with her life. I bet Cindy McCain already flushed the Viagra.

  7. FIRST

    john mccain and boobies are irrelevant

  8. rough daddy

    this guy is some peace of work! lol who tape conversations between his familly to sell it to the tabloids,,,is anyone interested in lindsay lohand beside seeing occasional pics of her being drunk or with that pete dorothy look alike!

  9. kevTHA

    BOTH her parents are the reason i momentarily have sympathy for lindsay lohan on a few rare occassions

  10. Smile's Friend

    EVERYONE WHO POSTS BEFORE AND AFTER ME LIKES THE BROWN SAUSAGE RIGHT OUT OF THE OVEN.

  11. FIRST

    #10 im veg u douche

  12. Smile's Friend

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  13. FIRST

    the person above me is an idiot and has no common sense whatsoever

  14. barack scratcher obama

    hi i am a nise boy who enjoys the lohans.

  15. barack scratcher obama

    hi i am a nise boy who enjoys the lohans.

  16. barack scratcher obama

    hi i am a nise boy who enjoys the lohans.

  17. FIRST

    back to relevancy………. does this website make my virtual ass look BIG?!

  18. barack scratcher obama

    hi i am a nise boy who wants 2 set the lohans on fire cuz they r gingers ok.

  19. Smile's Friend

    #13 WOW! YOU EAT A LOOOOOT!!! LUCKILY I ATE A BIGGIE SMALLS BREAKFAST AT JUNIOR’S THIS MORNING. *squeezes out some more*

  20. barack scratcher obama

    ya ur a lard ass i am sry.
    call jenny craig.

  21. Melissa

    What a pud. I actually feel bad for Linds. My father is another one of those scum-sucking bastards that feeds off his children and whore-ish women. Maybe they can jump off the Brooklyn Bridge together and do the fuckin world a favor.

  22. FIRST

    OMFGF you ignorant JACKASS
    BIGGIE SMALLS WAS LEGEND
    DONT DISS ON MY DEAD HOMIES AIGHT
    ILL BURY YOUR DUMB ASS 6 FEET UNDA [alive]

  23. dude_on

    Nothing like getting your own special (and payoff) to disclose personal communication between your ex and daughter, in an effort to prove once and for all that you do not financially benefit from them – brilliant strategy.

  24. dina hater

    Good for him…I can’t stand that B!TCH Dina…she’s a tramp and a horrible excuse for a parent…and I want her to stop taking credibility for her daughters career.

    She needs to go back into the garbage where she belongs.

  25. Smile

    I want more Heidi Montag !!!! I love you Heidi!

  26. Matthew

    oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo an expose on the parting mom!

  27. ramona putz

    I wish this cockroach would just crawl away somewhere and disappear.
    He’s on my list of future graves to piss on.

  28. lilo

    This man is an ASS, he needs to go and fuck himself!

  29. wretew

    Nothing is a surprise..some magazines reported he used a celebs-dating club’Sea rchingM illionaire.c o m’ to seek love. Not sure of the result. It’s said it’s common to meet celeb-rities on that site..

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