Michael Lohan fights crime now

Because who better to fight crime than an alcoholic ex-con, Michael Lohan will be in LA to help catch the culprits who burglarized Lindsay’s house yesterday. E! News reports:

“I am coming into town to work with private investigators in order to gather evidence which will be turned over to LAPD and the detectives assigned to the case,” Lohan told E! News.
“This time, these evildoers will be caught.”

So what exactly is Mike Lohan going to do in this situation? Emotionally abandon the perps to justice? “Hey, Mike, we found the guys.” “Goddammit, I’m trying to watch the game.