Because who better to fight crime than an alcoholic ex-con, Michael Lohan will be in LA to help catch the culprits who burglarized Lindsay’s house yesterday. E! News reports:
“I am coming into town to work with private investigators in order to gather evidence which will be turned over to LAPD and the detectives assigned to the case,” Lohan told E! News.
“This time, these evildoers will be caught.”
So what exactly is Mike Lohan going to do in this situation? Emotionally abandon the perps to justice? “Hey, Mike, we found the guys.” “Goddammit, I’m trying to watch the game.”
Photo: Splash News
Que | August 24, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Que super sleuth.
chocherita | August 24, 2009 at 4:51 pm
FIRST!!!!1111 ONE
No Dice Nada | August 24, 2009 at 4:52 pm
Hola amigos, numero dos is just as bueno!
No Dice Nada | August 24, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Make that numero tres, es bueno todo!
No Dice Nada | August 24, 2009 at 4:54 pm
Amigos, I would eat chocolate pudding out of his vagina! True that!
Hot Mom | August 24, 2009 at 5:02 pm
He is aging better than both his daughters.
ROUGH Daddy | August 24, 2009 at 5:07 pm
He probably mastermind all this just to get close to lilo…
ethan | August 24, 2009 at 5:21 pm
why is the kate +8 dude in the background?
casualencounters.com/blog | August 24, 2009 at 5:25 pm
“Evildoers”? They’re burglars, dude. Not homicidal terrorist pedophiles,
Me | August 24, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Isn’t that Jon Gosselin in the background?
yuki | August 24, 2009 at 5:36 pm
did michael lohan post that in a gravelly voice?
Dirk McGirk | August 24, 2009 at 5:38 pm
yeah man, wtf is jon gosselin doing in this photo? were they hoping to open up a new chapter of NAMBLA called NAFDF(National Association of Father Daughter F***ing)?
Clamhammer | August 24, 2009 at 5:43 pm
king of the asshats
ElizabethM | August 24, 2009 at 5:52 pm
Does anyone else think Jon and Ryan Jenkins look similar? Both have chubby faces, piggy eyes and a desperate need to look cool.
Del | August 24, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Man, this dude cannot get enough press … cut!
Jon | August 24, 2009 at 6:56 pm
W. T. F.
Is Jon Gosselin coming out with an album soon? I just made that up, but that would be awesome.
robert | August 24, 2009 at 7:06 pm
I think he robbed his own daughter’s house just to get free PR for both of them. What a couple of white trash sickos, and his male friend behind him looks like a fish, an ugly fish, a very, very ugly fish.
Tanzarian | August 24, 2009 at 7:22 pm
What is he doing with Jon Gosselin and why the hell do I recognize Jon Gosselin?!
Sickitten | August 24, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Wasn’t ‘evil doers’ coined by Dub-Yah?
Eric Quental | August 24, 2009 at 7:38 pm
Your daughter needs you, thanks for coming through. I love you Lindsay.
Danklin24 | August 24, 2009 at 8:40 pm
Michael Lohan and jon Gosselin together?? When did we start having douchebag conventions?
lauren | August 25, 2009 at 1:38 am
jon gosselin is such a fucking douche.. WRAP IT UP, dick.
at least heidi montag hasn’t reproduced *yet*…
i feel bad for their kids (lohans + gosselins).
Ellen | August 25, 2009 at 11:11 am
“Michael Lohan fights crime now “.
Good…so he’s gonna punch himself in the face?
Darth | August 25, 2009 at 2:14 pm
Is he wearing a Batman mask or is this his real face?
Galtacticus | August 25, 2009 at 2:20 pm
And look who’s there in the back! That’s Robin,the booze-version!
Mine Own | September 22, 2009 at 8:48 pm
LOL @ 18, those were the exact same two thoughts that ran through my head!
usb flash drive | May 24, 2010 at 7:01 am
I think that he loot his daughter’s house just for them to get free PR. White trash what a couple of sickos, and after her boyfriend looks like a fish, an ugly fish, a very, very ugly fish.