Michael Lohan: ‘Dina is a wannabe living off Lindsay’s fame’

June 3rd, 2008 // 122 Comments

Michael Lohan has Dina Lohan back in the court this morning after she failed to allow him to see their kids 15 out of 29 times for court-ordered visits. Turns out Dina’s too busy drinking, working on her show and pimping out 14-year-old daughter Meal Ticket. I mean, Ali. NY Daily News reports:

As Lindsay makes for more tabloid fodder with her relationship with Samantha Ronson, Michael accuses Dina of using the singer/actress – and now, Ali – for her own fame and fortune. “When it comes to our daughters, [Dina] has always viewed herself as a manager first, friend second, and mother third. Our younger daughter, Ali … has been cast in a movie and is recording an album. Dina, quite simply, views Ali as a bankable commodity.
“Dina is a wanna-be living off Lindsay’s fame,” says Michael, who has reformed his life after a prison term for attempted assault. Now working as a counselor, he adds, “I gave her everything so I could see my kids.”

Michael also cites Dina’s constant partying which caused her to show up drunk for a family counseling session. Damn, sounds like Dina needs to get her priorities straight. And maybe return that bag of blow she bought for Ali as a Sweet 16 present. Yeah, it was cute for Lindsay but Ali deserves something more unique and appropriate. Like a bottle of gin and Botox. Now that’s precious. But, no, in all seriousness, these kids still have a happy future ahead of them – in the field of axe murdering.

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  1. Grunion

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  2. Father of the Smear

    Why is Tom Jones walking beside her?

  3. fotowhore

    #47 yes she is, it hasn’t come out yet, hence the reason they just shot the movie poster. it’s called Mostly Ghostly. IMDB it.

  4. jzz

    them kids got grade-c DNA in them

  5. sla

    I am ashamed to say I watched the first episode. Maybe, like fotowhore says, they are nice in person, but IMHO they came off as douchebags.

    And th songs they thought were so great? My 11-year-old and I just looked at each other, both with WTF? expressions. Crappy music, even worse than what Lindsay put out, if that is at all possible.

    They are all about me, me, me.

  6. JPRichardson

    Dina is both an attention whore and a child exploiter. Rot in hell.

  7. Rob

    I would achieve zen status if someone beat the ever living shit out of Dina Lohan. I can’t stand her looks, its just not right, and she has an attitude that she’s deserving of something. Michael Lohan should have changed his name and moved to another country to avoid being known as someone who procreated, muchless had sex with, that alien. Her face reminds me of michael jackson’s and the tatto’ed lip line is incredibly disgusting, especially on her. If it wasn’t for alcohol and drugs I’m fairly certain she would have realized by now what a colossal waste of space she is and off’ed herself by now… we could only hope.

  8. Nick

    Mmmm, not her fan. I saw her profile on “S e e k i n g R i c h . c o m ” last week. “She is already in relationship with a young billionaire on our site”, according to the officials of that site.

  9. k.angel

    Dina Lohan is one of the worst I have ever seen. Is she for real??? OMG… What a loser…. Somebody smack that bitch upside the head already…. I feel bad for LiLo….

  10. k.angel

    Dina Lohan is one of the worst I have ever seen. Is she for real??? OMG… What a loser…. Somebody smack that bitch upside the head already…. I feel bad for LiLo….

  11. Xanthia

    Dear Michael Lohan:

    YA THINK????

    Signed,
    The Public

    PS: We think you BOTH suck.

  12. Just Sayin

    Uh dad – Lindsay’s not famous. Her acting sucks worse than her blow-jobs.
    She’s a well known hollywood drunken slut is all. I would say she’s a whore, but whores get paid. She can’t even get a guy to sit at a table with her in public, much less pay her skanky ass.
    Sorry to break that bit of news to you.
    Daddy-wanna-be mocking mommy-wanna-be ….. How ….. Lohanded

  13. momo

    #22, “irregardless” aint a word, where are you from Wisconsin?

    I’d bang her

  14. WOW!!! SHE HAS A PROANA BRACELET!!!! =O

  15. Well at least the parents issues are not effecting the kids…….

  16. Dina’s being a good mom and help Ali out as a manager. She’s making sure the media doesn’t do what it did to Lindsay.

    The show is funny and think it’s a great inside scoop of the Lohan’s setting everything straight. Love the new characters – Nana and Cody. They make the show 10x better ;)

  17. pleeeeeeze

    ALL LOHAN’S ARE GROSS AND TRAMPY….. INCLUDING DINA AND MICHAEL. go find all your kids Michael, and Dina, Stop living vicariously through your daughter’s!!

  18. pleeeeeeze

    ALL LOHAN’S ARE GROSS AND TRAMPY….. INCLUDING DINA AND MICHAEL. go find all your kids Michael, and Dina, Stop living vicariously through your daughter’s!!

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