Michael Lohan backs down on conservatorship, Lindsay gets drunk as sh-t

May 6th, 2010 // 47 Comments

Michael Lohan has apparently decided not to pursue a conservatorship after all, according to TMZ:

Sources tell TMZ Michael — who demanded to see Lindsay Wednesday or else — will not make good on his threat. We’re told Michael’s Lawyer, Lisa Bloom, had a pretty lengthy telephone conversation last night with Shawn Chapman Holley, Lindsay’s lawyer.
We’re told the lawyers are trying to resolve the conflict short of Michael taking legal action.

As if he had any sort of legal ground to stand on. The Taliban could request a conservatorship over Lindsay and have a better, if not long overdue, chance than Michael Lohan. On that note, I love how she celebrated the decision by drinking her ass off until five in the morning then probably went home and signed over the deed to her house for a pack of smokes. “Ha ha, conservatorship. That’s for suckers. Ah, fuck, menthols? DADDY!”

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  1. havoc

    O.D. already….

    .

  2. wow

    hopefully the judge throws the book at her on the 20th. she needs help. what’s the point of even trying to attend the alcohol ed classes if you are just going to get wasted every night anyways.

    i feel bad for her though, and i think a lot of the blame can be put on michael and dina, who are literally shit.

  3. Anonymous

    This skank doesn’t have a brain in her head.

  4. Sport

    I’m even tired of stating what a waste of life she is. #1 nailed it, ’nuff said.

  5. Stupid

    This girl is a complete alcoholic!!!!!. So is she going to fellate Harry Reems in her new movie?.

  6. John Smith

    I feel so sorry for Lindsay. It’s obvious she’s headed for no place good. Her father is nothing but a cancer in her life and her mother not only permits but encourages her bad behavior.

    Maybe, like Robert Downey, Jr., she will turn her life around and go on to bigger and better things–but Downey is an exception to the rule and only turned his life around after a lengthy prison sentence. Not only that, but men have longer careers than women in Hollywood, which means Lindsay has less time to turn her life around.

    Watching LIndsay Lohan is watching a slow-motion car wreck.

  7. SEVENTH

    SEVENTH YOU FUCK MUPPETS! EAT IT!

  8. arealcad

    If Lindsay can chug a meat stick without gagging and spewing lunch all over the place, I’ll have a whole new respect for her.

  9. bob

    Id rather see snookie fucking a cucumber on here than this stupid bitch. She needs to OD with a heavy dose of whatever causes the most pain while dying and pass the needle to heidi

  10. Apkar

    HOLY SHIT! LINDSAY’S LAWYER HASN’T BLOWN HER BRAINS OUT? I’m just… i’m at a loss… how can you… but what possesses you to keep… head feels fuzzy… I think…having… stroke… meh…wa.. huh… where am I?

  11. redsonja1313

    hate to admit it but I am with post 1 on this

  12. Laura

    Whatever happened to getting drunk in the privacy of your own home?

  13. BOBO

    she isn’t drunk, silly! that’s just the way her face looks…

  14. DMR

    She didn’t get drunk at all. E online reports that people in the restaurant said no one saw her with a drink. Also, it was a birthday party and Lindsay has only been to a club maybe twice in the last two weeks in LA and both were birthday parties. There are videos of her that evening and in none of them does she appears intoxicated or impaired in any way. Lindsay’s will be in a movie, Machete, that’s coming out in September. Her fashion line is doing well and expanding and her sister Ali is modeling in it and looks great. She’s got the role as Linda Lovelace in a movie that shoots in the summer. She has things to look forward to. Unfortunately, the gossip will continue, maybe she should start her own website to counter all of the bullsh_t and misinformation cooked up about her.

  15. Sardonic

    Immaculate self-destruction.

  16. a concerned female

    @ DMR right on, sister!! i am so FED UP by all the (mini) dicks on this site that can’t handle a strong woman and spread lies to tear her down!! lindsey lonhan is a HERO for all the shit she takes from insecure MEN and how she manages to keep going STRONG. she don’t give a FUCK, parties to the MAX 24/7 and you can’t handle it, so you hate on her, all the while wishing you IS HER. keep rockin’ hard lindseay and don’t listen to nobody, ever!!

  17. Katie

    16 photos of her and not 1 with her eyes open. You think she’s wasted? Pffffffffft!

  18. oh i know

    “DMR” @ 14; Dina, is that you??

  19. Ranger Rob

    “On that note, I love how she celebrated the decision by drinking her ass off until five in the morning then probably went home and signed over the deed to her house for a pack of smokes. ”

    Oh please, like she owns anything more valuable than a pair of shoes… She rents month to month.

  20. Ranger Rob

    It seems to add up just fine:
    Michael Lohan 99.8% pointless self-promoting lies.
    Dina Lohan 0.1% parenting skill.
    Lindsay Lohan 0.1% acting skill.

  21. Benicio is looking like shit in these pics!

  22. Those who made the most natural of sins, choosing carnal pleasures over God, are forced to spend eternity being blown about wildly. Inexplicably, this happens in pairs.

  23. Her fashion line is doing well and expanding, and her sister Ali is modeling it looks great. He is a movie that shoots in summer.she to start his own website bullsh_t and counter misinformation about it cooked all should have got the role as Linda Lovelace.

  24. Oh please, like she owns anything more valuable than a pair of shoes… She rents month to month.

  25. i feel bad for her though, and i think a lot of the blame can be put on michael and dina, who are literally shit.

  26. mankindudelovecactusjack

    put that pussy on my sideburns

  27. Can somebody just get this girl some help?

  28. Mother Theresa

    I can t understand the obsesion with lindsay lohan !!!! Come on America, she s a young woman, single, have no children and like any other woman her age, she goes out, she have fun, she drinks and party all night long, who wouldn t do that if you could ?? Who d never done that ??? Only ugly fat nerds that have no friends and are forced to stay at home coz they re no fun to be with and have no social life ! Everyone, absolutely everyone, looks terrible after a couple of drinks !!! This woman is being harrased by a bunch of cockroaches 24/7 !… What do you expect to see ?? A shinny good looking lindsay every hour of the day ? I think you should all cut her some slack ! she s enjoying her life, like any normal person does …. Why must you all judge her everytime she does something ?? Are you that sick ??? She have a terrible family, what do you expect from her ? be the next mother theresa ? Whatever lindsay s do with her life.. is her own business, we re a bunch of nobodies that look at her pictures, judging the girl and thinking we re better than her coz everything we do, no papz are there to show it to the world ! It s just stupid … Really, i think you should all stop saying bad stuff about lindsay, we don t even know the girl ! come on, how do we call the people that talks shit about others and judge them without even knowing them ??? ….

  29. captain america

    even a SEX-TAPE won’t help her out…………..

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  34. Debbie Norwood

    Sucked in Everyone…..she is probably as sober as…it’s the photographers playing games with facial expressions taken at certain moments. Are you all that silly?

  35. OLD GREEEEGG

    I dont think she’s even drunk in these photos, just annoyed with all the flashing lights in her face. Isn’t she supposed to be in a movie soon? She looks waaaay better than she did just a few months ago.

  36. OLD GREEEEGG

    I dont think she’s even drunk in these photos, just annoyed with all the flashing lights in her face. Isn’t she supposed to be in a movie soon? She looks waaaay better than she did just a few months ago.

  37. I was gonna say #36 was Lindsay Lohan.

    Then I was gonna say #36 was simply blind drunk.

    Then it all came together.

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  40. she is still sexy

  41. m65

    everyone is just hating on her

  42. can’t wait for her new movie

  43. I really feel sorry for this girl. We can’t be so sure how the reality looks. Maybe she just goes out and gets drunk from time to time and gets caught by paparazzi. Maybe her problem is not as big as we think after all. I sure hope so, she is so young!

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