Seen here with his new girlfriend The Dumb Bitch Who Thought She Could Ride Jon Gosselin’s Penis to Stardom (Pretty sure that’s her legal name.), Michael Lohan was arrested yesterday for calling his ex-girlfriend Erin Muller in violation of a restraining order, according to the New York Post:
He allegedly phoned Muller at work on January 21 in breach of the restraining order she had filed against him over harassment claims, according to her attorney Bryan Konoski.
Police in Nassau County, New York, told TMZ Lohan was arrested and booked for criminal contempt.
I’m sure it was just an innocent phone call. I mean nothing about Michael Lohan suggests he’s a crazed loose cannon who will show up at her house and kick her in the vagina. — Besides that time he kicked her in the vagina.
And these pictures.
tuhnu | January 29, 2010 at 10:59 am
omg
Dyldo Mcfistenstein | January 29, 2010 at 11:07 am
Somebody needs to kick Michael Lohan in the vagina.
Tozo Olgarav | January 29, 2010 at 11:15 am
. qjgayv raises a good point. Why isn’t this ever addressed here?
hmna | January 29, 2010 at 11:17 am
Anybody who wants Jon Gosselin’s sloppy seconds is one desparate dude.
Mancomb | January 29, 2010 at 11:20 am
I’m sorry, but what crowd is he trying to appeal to here? That’s never been a good look for anyone. Not that a “look” could save him, but sweet christ. He looks like a a guidette and Van Damme’s twisted love baby.
Jade | January 29, 2010 at 11:24 am
And people wonder why Lindsey is so messed up. If my family was like hers I would be a disaster too!
Rough uncut--well actually... | January 29, 2010 at 11:31 am
Cant they throw the book @ him, i mean literally and seriously. Nah forget it, he’d probably bleed feminin hygiene product and you dont want to punish who ever’s going to clean that up…
funkymunky | January 29, 2010 at 11:33 am
Does anyone else think that The Dumb Bitch Who Thought She Could Ride Jon Gosselin’s Penis to Stardom looks a lot like a dumb(er) ugly(er) Britney Spears? She could even launch a musical career: Her smash hit debut single could be called “Hit Me Baby One More Time (In My Vagina)”.
misterfister | January 29, 2010 at 11:41 am
Looks like someone just bought the Joey Buttafuco collection at walmart.
Charlie | January 29, 2010 at 11:44 am
What a Power Tool!
Frito | January 29, 2010 at 11:46 am
Old Jersey Shore
f the french | January 29, 2010 at 11:48 am
looks like he’s advertising the traditional line of French perfume.
why did the French invent perfume? because they had to.
lisa | January 29, 2010 at 11:55 am
is that Britney there with him??
havoc | January 29, 2010 at 11:59 am
The cell phone on the hip is what really makes him look cool…..
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Ego | January 29, 2010 at 12:02 pm
check out his guns! He’s got the body of a “buff” 80 year old with syphilis. Since he was in prison I expected more tatoos. Like “T-Bone’s Bitch” or “2 for 1 deals for a carton of cigs”
Sport | January 29, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Someone finally surpassed Kris Angel for the Douche of the Planet award.
Live Cam Sex | January 29, 2010 at 12:37 pm
Jon Gosselin’s sloppy seconds… lol
Mr. Lahey | January 29, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Nice bracelet on your right hand bozo! My 2 year old niece has the same one.
Narcissist | January 29, 2010 at 12:45 pm
He’s got the wife-beater shirt and everything. Ready for a dysfunctional relationship!
Looking sadly, sadly desperate Kate.
Coco | January 29, 2010 at 12:50 pm
You got to love the fat “I cant believe it’s not Britney”…
sickitten | January 29, 2010 at 12:52 pm
That ex of Gosselin, Major is her last name? Anyhoo,we’ve all known a desperado bitch like this at some point in our lives. Gotta hope they win some sort of lottery/lawsuit or not a soul will want them.
ihateemo | January 29, 2010 at 1:01 pm
You’d think that someone who’s worked for a tabloid covering Michael Lohan’s batshit insanity would have some trepidation dating him. I understand the need to be famous, but Michael freaking Lohan? Seriously?
ihateemo | January 29, 2010 at 1:01 pm
You’d think that someone who’s worked for a tabloid covering Michael Lohan’s batshit insanity would have some trepidation dating him. I understand the need to be famous, but Michael freaking Lohan? Seriously?
Also, I like his tattoo of a churro with wings. Classay.
Randal | January 29, 2010 at 1:17 pm
It take good parenting skills and talent to create stars. Just think of how much empty space there is in the night sky without them. Kudos to Big Mike for being a father to what could be a sun in someone else’s world – a star!
Randal
INGG | January 29, 2010 at 1:41 pm
watch … she’s gonna go under the knife and come out looking like the old Heidi Montag
Richard McBeef | January 29, 2010 at 1:45 pm
I though clarissa explains it all was baking muffins and above all this Lohan trash? what the fuck?
oWL | January 29, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Sporting a boner in pic #4.
Doc Schweinstrudel | January 29, 2010 at 2:43 pm
Whitetrash babyboomer. Did he put something in his pants to make it seem like he has a big dick? Somebody put a straight jaket on him already!!!
Tanzarian | January 29, 2010 at 6:26 pm
“Buttafuoco-chic”
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smatt584 | January 29, 2010 at 10:17 pm
Go ahead and embroider this on a napkin and hang it in your grannies’ kitchen:
Anyone who wears their phone in a holster is a douchebag. The end.
Angel | January 30, 2010 at 12:03 am
Is she pregnant? Cause in pic 4 he has his hand on her chubby tummy, as if he was pointing out a bun in the oven.
Ally | January 30, 2010 at 3:55 am
This guy is the biggest tool – worst father than Britney’s dad even. Im glad Lyndsay cut him off – he doesnt deserve to be freeloading off her earnings. Any girl would have issues with a sorry excuse for a dad like this.
L.Undeas | January 30, 2010 at 6:36 am
dunno but there’s something enticing about michael. i think he’s a cuttie in a middle aged male type of way.
L.Undeas | January 30, 2010 at 6:37 am
dunno but there’s something enticing about michael. i think he’s a cuttie in a middle aged male type of way.
Bosco | January 30, 2010 at 11:57 am
Is this idiot smelling his armpit in pic 1?
Addy/a> | January 30, 2010 at 9:38 pm
lol yea i guess he is smelling!
tricky | January 30, 2010 at 9:39 pm
this guy is soo dumb
Malcom | January 31, 2010 at 4:31 am
The dumbest fuckface alive.
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ewww fug | January 31, 2010 at 9:37 pm
that girl is fug. the token fried, poorly highlighted hair, too much bronzer, obviously prone to weight problems, obviously unintelligent considering her past actions…she looks like your-run-of-the-mill stupid college whore: only reason people hang around her is cuz she flashes her boobs and crusty vag and gives out blowjobs when she drinks too much vodka with her other stupid friends who hit more than a few branches when they fell out of the ugly tree as well and dont have a smidgen of intelligence or direction or ambition in life to go anywhere besides the pages of bad porn magazines. that is of course until they end up with 3 kids all by diferent dads, and get fat and broke. look into your future, jersey shore cast members.
Donk Donkerson | January 31, 2010 at 10:11 pm
Wow, black wife-beater tucked into jeans AND cell phone belt clip. This guy is the epitome of class.
cheap r4 | January 31, 2010 at 11:22 pm
Wow. What kind of person tapes telephone calls of their own family? Somebody sinister, cruel and vindictive. Lilo has done alot of things she never should have done. But it makes you understand why her life is the way it is. She sees men as the enemy.
Rob | February 1, 2010 at 10:46 am
What is it with people in LA and their shiittty styling… Hasn’t anyone over there heard of jeans that are something other then acid washed gap…?
Love the tucked in wife beater… (choking on own vomit)!
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And people wonder why Lindsey is so messed up. If my family was like hers I would be a disaster too!
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