Michael Jackson’s mansion filled with statues of young boys. GET OUT!

March 13th, 2009 // 53 Comments

Here’s a shocking bit of news that I’m surprised you didn’t read on Ripley’s Believe It or Not! Turns out Michael Jackson has a ton of sculpted statues of little boys in his Neverland Mansion. They were discovered in a list of items currently being auctioned off which the King of Pop tried to keep off the public records. Whoops. TMZ reports:

Here’s a sample of some of the various works of art on the 2,952 item list: “boy with accordion,” “boy sitting on bricks,” “boy w/ baton and hat w/ feathers,” “two boys on swing bar,” “two boys with ladder,” “boys sleeping on bench,” ” boys milking goat,” “boy on a toy car with girl,” “boy pulling, 2 boys on a bike,” “boy lifting girl,” “2 boys sitting on a sunflower,” “little boy with turquoise overalls on a stand,” “bronze boy and girl hugging,” “bronze boy carrying a fruit basket,” “boys catching fish.” And it goes on and on and on and on ….
Jacko also has an item described as “child’s upper body mannequin.” In fact, he has two of those.

Okay, is anyone really surprised by this? It’s like finding out Britney Spears has a full-service Starbucks under her bed, Kim Kardashian owns a girdle designed by NASA or Spencer Pratt has a hand-crafted collection of porcelain dildos. Some things are just a given.

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  1. Bent

    No duh?

  2. Biggie

    Not mentioned: Statute of boy sitting on MJ’s thumb.

  3. Bob

    I guess he is hanging onto the Child’s Lower Body Mannequin……

  4. RD

    I cannot wait for his money to run out so he cannot afford lawyers anymore. Maybe then the veil will be lifted & the truth will surface.

  5. justin

    also found in jacko’s neverland ranch, three gallons of bleach and a very frightened gary coleman

  6. Zanna is so ahead of the curve, she’s already seen what 2012 looks like…

  7. Apes in the White House

    It’s funny that even with all the plastic surgery and whitening that Micheal Jackson has gotten over the years, he still resembles a primate. And the ape instincts, specifically the hand gestures and facial ticks are still quite noticable.

  8. amanda

    hahahaha webster was never heard from again…

  9. moo

    the dlisted.com write is better than you, fish.

  10. Massa'

    …………………………._\\\|///_
    …………………………..(o.o)
    ——————ooo-(_)-ooo——–

    Micheal Jackson’s baby photo……ook-ook……

  11. MJ should be locked up

    Man, how obvious can this be that he’s guilty!?

  12. Zanna

    That’s right, Rich, I posted the link to this story three posts ago. And 2012 is scary. turns out there will only be 3 horsemen of the Apocolypse because of downsizing/layoffs.

  13. Still White on the Outside

    It’s funny how all this racist shit gets posted here and now this site has CandyGirls as its sponsor.

    I guess candy girls is another way to say “bitchassho” or some ebonic slang.

    Is that true Rich? I figured I’d ask you because you’re so in touch with the urban culture and totally understand it. You go, with your apple bottom jeans!

  14. Zanna

    I like the picture of MJ jacking off and doing his “spunk shield” move, though.

  15. ishi-san

    I wish people would boycott his upcoming concerts!

  16. Wait a minute I thought having hairless young boyz statues in your house attract women,,..you know, like a Ferrari…

  17. Allen's Woody

    Please die already Michael!

  18. Still White on the Outside

    @17

    Get over what? the KKK posts or the jungle monkey show sponsor?

  19. ItsFullOfPoop

    #19 Get over yourself.

    There’s a reason your mother’s always crying.

  20. Jrz

    13–funny like odd funny or funny like HA HA funny?

  21. #17, 21 – Still White was crying about how I should get on my knees and thank God that he served two tours in Iraq and, as a result, should allow his dated bigotry to stand unchallenged. He’s funny in an “Oh shit, did that stupid mothafucka’s wife just get hit in the face with RichPort’s Ghost’s cock?” kind of way. He’ll respond as soon as he’s done cutting and pasting.

  22. heyyou

    I feel pity on him, I like his song very much before. But now his face was destroied completed!One of his neighbors posted a topic about him on the famous celebrity&wealthy da ting site ^ C e l e b M i n g l e. C 0 M^, she said he always cover his face when going out, and he is nearly a mad man and becoming more and more strange.

  23. marge

    “boys milking goat”!!???? she-ghoat I hope…

  24. Sardonic

    “Bronze boy and girl hugging” was supposed to throw them off the scent.

  25. Dirk the Magnanomous

    Sadly, when Tom Cruise hears about this, he’s going to be sooooo jealous. Wow, instead of trying to turn his wife into a boy all this time (short hair, no makeup, always in pants, etc), he should have just hung pictures of young boys all over his bedroom. The he could have done Katie up the bum, but could have stared at the pictures to get it up…

  26. Mr. Jefferson

    This is all poopy talk. You’re all ignorant. Come on, Blanket, we’re going home.

  27. dude

    C’mon people, Michael was never proven guilty.

    I hope I’m not compromising my journalistic neutrality by stating that in this picture, he’s miming a typical night with Webster on his knees.

  28. dude

    C’mon people, Michael was never proven guilty.

    I hope I’m not compromising my journalistic neutrality by stating that in this picture, he’s miming a typical night yanking the fro of a kneeling Webster.

    :(

  29. orb205

    Sounds to me like they’re referring to his Precious Moments collection.

  30. Curry McNuggets

    Nice to see this pervy pedophile finally get promoted to Sergeant. Remind me why he isn’t in jail again?

  31. Still White on the Outside

    @rich ports gay lover
    I’ll respond when I’m done working, you fucking democrat. Not like you’d know what that means.

    You put words in peoples posts, though and masquerade it as an argument. I love how you do that.

    Not once did I ever say I was a badass or tough, yet you continue to call me a “tough guy”. Still don’t claim to be. You seem to think gangsta’s are tougher than someone who served 2 tours in Iraq in an airborne infantry unit. Obviously, you didn’t serve but that’s ok. It’s not for everyone, especially mama’s boys like yourself.

    Never did I say you should thank me or anybody for their service. It’s laughable that a douchebag like you would be greatfull for anything someone did for you, including your unemployment check and that anal fisting you got last night.

    I find it HILARIOUS that my posts are so far above your intelligence you can only assume they are cut/paste, but I’m starting to realize you are most likely a 15 year old mixed race child.

    It’s OK Son, I know dad went out for a pack of smokes, but he’ll be back any day now and you guys can shoot hoops again as soon as he does.

  32. Hi Still White (waves)! Anal fisting? Whoooooooa there sweetheart, I thought you guys we’ren’t supposed to ask or tell?

    I call you tough guy like one might call a fat guy slim, your mom attractive, or you a soldier. It’s called irony. And no, that’s not the thingy you plug in and use to get wrinkles out of clothes. And seriously dude, for your posts be (ahem) “so far above (my) intelligence…” I would have to be Massa’.

    “you fucking democrat”? OOOOUCH! You cut so deep man… I mean, you could have said demoncrat, dummycrat, dim-o-crat, etc. But I’m an Independent. An Independent who constantly wrote to his Congressional representatives to ensure soldiers received needed armor and ammo, as opposed to Halliburton and the mercenary squads out there. An Independent who pays his income and property taxes and mortgage on time. Nice try. Thanks for playing.

  33. Still White on the Outside

    Right, and I’m a millionaire. You’re about as independent as nancy pelosi.

    You are also a complete moron. You can’t say “wanna be tough guy” and then claim it’s irony. The “wanna be”, kind of disqualified the irony argument. Which was used in your first post directed at me but that’s ok.

    Well, what are the property taxes on a $68,000 house? I bet it’s a lot. It’s all good though because I bet you 94′ civic will probably be still running when you pay it off in 27 years.

    BTW, you never answered my questions, you just ignored them. That’s ok you poor little mulatto. Go drink a 40 of malt liquor with your homies and have some fun doing a drive by!

    Have a nice weekend!

  34. Thanks Still White, I’m so, as you put it, “greatfull” that you care. I’d sooner believe that you’re a millionaire than a vet. The vets I know don’t troll celebrity gossip blogs trying to justify why they’re so consumed by self hate. Mulatto? Oh you crazy master of one line snark you. Well played, douche, well played… And of course by that I mean you’re a cock.

  35. Richard McBeef

    white outside – i bet a 94 civic that you have latent gay issues that manifest as hate towards other races and cultures. You subconciously hate yourself because the bible and your upbringing has always told you that homosexuality is wrong and your conscious mind projects that hate towards others.

    Seriously, man. Take a look at yourself. You are anonymously trolling around a celebrity gossip site, the Minneapolis airport bathroom of the internet, telling people you are a veteran and blah, blah, blah, hate black people, blah, blah. What is the goal here? If this is your method of coping then, whatever dude. Good luck to ya.

  36. booys

    wonder what happens to his boys when they grow up.
    who do they date?

  37. bootlips

    I bet none of the statues are of nappy headed monkeys. Mikey doesn’t find them attractive.

  38. wettster

    ZOMFG

    GAAYYY

  39. Dorito Man

    They say he has a spotted weiner you know. The police photographed it during their paedo investigation. That poor cop deserves a Medal of Valour..

  40. wettster

    Ghey homosexual paedophilic Fag.

  41. wettster

    o hai Dorito baby! Fancy seeing you here! We gots ta stop meeting like this.

    By ‘spotted’ do you mean he had like, some sort of pigmentation problem or was it a sexually transmitted dick-rash?

  42. Donkey Dong

    Where’s Jane Goodall when you need her? She’d have a field day on this Ape. Please come back Jane! We need a scientific hypothesis on how MJ could acquire these statues.

  43. He’s a sad case. He needs to be boxed up and sent to a wax museum.

  44. steve o

    The Vatican also has statues of little boys

  45. …………………….PLEASE STOP THIS BULLSHIT, folks!!

  46. ginger

    I think that he is running out of money becuase he PAID OFF THE JURY under the table, at his last trial. Think about it people, he was one of the richest celebs in the world and owns the royalties to the beatles’ songs. Fuck.

  47. Welcome back :)

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