Michael Jackson’s getting buff for your approval

jackson-buff.jpgGuess there’s not much to do in Bahrain. In one of the stranger stories to come around, Michael Jackson’s brother Jermaine is telling reporters that the reclusive pop singer is doing 300-push-ups a day as part of an intensive weight-lifting regiment, with the hopes of becoming more “macho” and revitalizing his career. Apparently, Jackson didn’t see how power-lifting helped Carrot Top’s career.

The guess here is that buffing up has little to do with trying to appear more manly – he could achieve that simply by throwing out his stuffed animals and stop befriending little boys – but that he’s been frightened into action after hearing the news about Yanni’s battering ways. A hilarious street war’s a-brewing, everybody. And we all have front rows seats.