Michael Jackson’s friend claims to be Paris’ father

Michael Jackson’s longtime friend Mark Lest is claiming he donated the sperm that resulted in Paris Jackson coming out of Debbie Rowe’s uterus, according to TMZ:

Lester, who spoke with News of the World, says he is willing to take a paternity test.
Lester says he has “concerns about the welfare and upbringing of the children.” Lester says he does not currently have contact with Jackson’s three kids and it’s “heartbreaking.”
Lester did not say he’s gearing up for a legal fight, but the signs are there ….
Katherine Jackson’s lawyer, Londell McMillan, is scoffing at Lester’s claim and the move made by Dr. Arnold Klein’s lawyer in court last Monday. McMillan said, “These genetic lottery attempts aren’t going anywhere. They have no legal standing. They may seek 5 seconds of fame but the claims have no merit.”

You know what amazes me about these stories? The incredible amount of sperm management these guys have. “She was conceived on what date? *checks calendar* Why, yes, that was my sperm. I was wearing green socks and a party hat the day I produced it.” Are you kidding me? I’m lucky if I remember where I left my keys let alone my seed of life. Which probably explains all that child support I’m paying, but you get where I’m coming from.

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