Michael Jackson’s final rehearsal video

Here’s the last recording of Michael Jackson on June 23 rehearsing for his “This Is It” tour that, depending on who you ask, probably killed him. In the meantime, someone explain to me how the hell that guitar player doesn’t piss herself every time Michael dances up to her. I’m a strapping fellow, and if that were me, I’d not only shit my pants, but then hysterically bludgeon Michael to death with my guitar before he eats my dreams.

He’ll be missed.