Michael Jackson’s doctor probably killed him

While the Las Vegas home of Michael Jackson’s live-in physician Dr. Conrad Murray (above) is being raided today, TMZ reports the doctor has admitted to law enforcement officials that he administered Propofol to Michael which two autopsy reports claim was the cause of death:

We’re told Dr. Murray gave Jackson an IV drip of the powerful anesthesia. Police believe Dr. Murray simply wasn’t paying attention when the singer’s heart stopped beating.
Authorities believe Dr. Murray may have actually fallen asleep during the time the drug was administered and may have awakened to find Jackson already dead from heart failure.
An IV drip of Propofol allows a constant, steady infusion of the drug for a period of time determined by the person administering it.
It is considered reckless in the medical community for a doctor to administer an IV drip of Propofol without the patient being monitored by an EKG, which sounds an alarm when the patient’s pulse drops too low. No EKG was found in the house.

Now wait just a minute. While the DEA tries to put a pretty little bow on Michael Jackson’s murder, why has no one yet to ask the most obvious question? Where was Macauley Culkin that night? As a dedicated journalist I tried to find him myself, but then some guy started firing a machine gun and yelling something about “keeping the change, you filthy animal.” Fuuuck that.