Michael Jackson’s doctor probably killed him

July 28th, 2009 // 67 Comments

While the Las Vegas home of Michael Jackson’s live-in physician Dr. Conrad Murray (above) is being raided today, TMZ reports the doctor has admitted to law enforcement officials that he administered Propofol to Michael which two autopsy reports claim was the cause of death:

We’re told Dr. Murray gave Jackson an IV drip of the powerful anesthesia. Police believe Dr. Murray simply wasn’t paying attention when the singer’s heart stopped beating.
Authorities believe Dr. Murray may have actually fallen asleep during the time the drug was administered and may have awakened to find Jackson already dead from heart failure.
An IV drip of Propofol allows a constant, steady infusion of the drug for a period of time determined by the person administering it.
It is considered reckless in the medical community for a doctor to administer an IV drip of Propofol without the patient being monitored by an EKG, which sounds an alarm when the patient’s pulse drops too low. No EKG was found in the house.

Now wait just a minute. While the DEA tries to put a pretty little bow on Michael Jackson’s murder, why has no one yet to ask the most obvious question? Where was Macauley Culkin that night? As a dedicated journalist I tried to find him myself, but then some guy started firing a machine gun and yelling something about “keeping the change, you filthy animal.” Fuuuck that.

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  1. lonewolfncub

    First! can we give him a medal then? sounds like he did 10 yr old boys all over the world a favor!

  2. IronFist

    First….

  3. Grafikman

    Drip of the powerful “anesthesia”???

  4. Grafikman

    Drip of the powerful “anesthesia”???

  5. Jack

    “Authorities believe Dr. Murray may have actually fallen asleep during the time the drug was administered”

    A black guy sleeping on the job??? No way!

  6. havoc

    Blanket did it….

    .

  7. stanley

    MICHAEL JACKSON’S DEAD? WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

  8. Arline

    Propofol was what was used to knock me out when I got my wisdom teeth removed 2 years ago. The surgeon told me to count backwards from “5″, and I was out by “3″. Upon waking, I felt nothing interesting, just woozy. What I’m trying to say is, “What the fuck? Propofol would make a shitty recreational drug! You’d have to be a complete fucking dumbass to abuse it.” Dumbass!

  9. laurente

    ah drug addict = Michael Jackson
    excessive drug addict and the doctors that enable him
    it is obvious!
    I don’t think this doctor intentionally killed him but the build up of years of drug abuse on such a weak body and on an over injected one is what killed him
    what a mess!

  10. Arline

    Propofol was what was used to knock me out when I got my wisdom teeth removed 2 years ago. The surgeon told me to count backwards from “5″, and I was out by “3″. Upon waking, I felt nothing interesting, just woozy. What I’m trying to say is, “What the fuck? Propofol would make a shitty recreational drug! You’d have to be a complete fucking dumbass to abuse it.” Dumbass!

  11. Duuude

    The final paragraph is one of the funnier you have written in a long ass time.

  12. Arline

    Sorry for the double post!

  13. lithiumlilly

    “I’m gonna count to ten. One… Two… TEN!!”

  14. Aunt Jemima

    Just another case of the black man getting the brother down.

  15. Karen

    It was all a big misunderstanding. When Michael Jackson was talking about “putting him under” he was referring to the little boy he had lured into his bedroom.

  16. J-Rod 3000

    To the Superficial writer:

    You need to go into standup, my friend. Your comments rarely fail to crack me up.. You’re miles ahead of the competition (I’m looking at you, Chubs Hilton) when it comes to wit and general hilarity. I bow before your comedic genius.

    Much Love from NYC

  17. Valerie

    Ain’t THAT a bitch!

  18. el ces

    Still a tragedy.

  19. michaeljacksonisdeadyoutube

    #6 LMAO ! !

  20. OJ

    I think the real IV killer is still out there….

  21. wrath.of.god

    He’s in Vegas? Doesn’t OJ need a good doctor?

  22. RaceBaiter

    I wonder what would have happened if this doctor would have been white I would have loved to hear waht Obama had to say

  23. See what happens when you have a black doctor?

  24. Tom K

    Exaclty #23.

  25. Randall

    How is this a Murder? Boyfucker McGee A.K.A. Michael Jackson was paying this guy specifically to get him drugs a real doctor wouldn’t give him. He didn’t break into little boy blower’s house, connect him to an IV against his will, and patiently wait for Uncle Mikey greasy finger to eventually slip into a coma and die. If anything he was just doing his job, and how often do you find a brutha do that. that’s right, Randall likes trannies and is a racist.

    Randall

  26. Ted from LA

    Let he who has not fallen asleep while drugging a guy to death cast the first stone.

  27. vivian

    IF MURRAY IS PUNISHED, THEN ELVIS PRESLEY’S DOCTORS DESERVE THE SAME (IF THEY ARE STILL ALIVE).

  28. “….Probably…” ???? Of course he did. He’s an idiot.

  29. Jesse Jackson

    Micheal died because he ate a bad cocktail weenie.

  30. Jesse Jackson

    Micheal died because he ate a bad cocktail weenie.

  31. yuki

    did they find his nose yet?

  32. Duuude

    29 & 30. You are a huge failure. It should read “He died because he ate a 10 year old weenie”. Not only are you not clever, but you can’t even plagiarize bad jokes correctly.

  33. Tymac

    So TC from Magnum P.I. was Michael Jackson’s Doctor?

  34. MJ was all you can prove he was.

  35. Truth Doctor

    MJ: Test subject for government health care.

  36. Bill Sabab

    Damn. Next time, caucasian doctor. One with a license.

  37. Zee

    The real criminals are the people who had MJ castrated before puberty to maintain his pretty voice. Hoe come nobody is investigating that???

  38. Maz

    These racist comments are disgusting- i know black doctors, and they own their own pharmaceutical company, and are great people!

    You’re just the sort of people, in fact, that would totally drive black people to change their skin colour.

    Stop living in the 50s!

  39. FACE

    Craziness and drug addiction killed Jackson; not a doctor.

  40. Rancid

    I really hope they dig deep with this “doctor” and see if there was ever any special advancements and preferences given to him in his education.

    It appears to me that it was special preferences that got him hired by MJ – who had a history of deeply distrusting the “status quo” (whether or not it was justified). If this all links together, then it would be special preferences and advancements that killed MJ.

  41. Jeremy

    Getting a black doctor is like hiring a white guy to play for your NBA team.

  42. Darth

    I’ve always thought it’s the butler who did it.

  43. Gurlina

    Ok, anyone who’s ever been around a celeb, let alone a mega-celeb, knows one thing: They either get their way, or you are out on your ass. Not to mention blackballed. OK America? Look, I’m sorry the guy died, but he insisted on the drugs, period. Jackson demanded a doctor who would commit malpractice and now his “people” complain or act surprised? God I wish the media would move off this one….

  44. mes condeleances a mickael en plus salutation a toute sa famille

  45. mes condeleances a mickael en plus salutation a toute sa famille

  46. hello i am very sad when listen the infor about his death. let usa investigate every body that indulge in this cace.

  47. Yeah, number 41. Although I’d make an exception. Black people can be witch doctors if they want to.

  48. PS – #38 – you are a wiener who can’t appreciate some good old fashioned racist humor.

  49. What an unfortunate way to go, just like Heath

  50. Tungar

    I think this might well be a racial thing.

    OK so doctor sorta looks like OJ – and Michael had defamed blacks worldwide by bleaching his skin…perhaps the African American Brotherhood decided it was time Michael… well stopped being white. Conspiracy? I think so!

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