Michael Jackson’s death sort of like if Anna Nicole and Heath Ledger put their drugs in one big pile

June 26th, 2009 // 76 Comments

An autopsy on Michael Jackson’s body will be performed today, and early reports from his family and friends are indicating the King of Pop had a drug problem not unlike Anna Nicole Smith. He was taking large amounts of Xanax and sleeping pills (which were the cause of Heath Ledger’s death), along with a daily shot of Demerol (a morphine-like narcotic) that was administered by a live-in doctor who has since gone missing. TMZ reports:

Law enforcement sources tell us a BMW belonging to the doctor was towed from Jackson’s home last night. Cops are looking to interview the doc.
A law enforcement source says the doctor gave Jackson an injection before he died.
Jackson reportedly may have OD’d on Demerol. As we first reported, family members were concerned that Jackson was taking too much morphine.

According to People, Michael’s family attempted to stage an intervention in Las Vegas which ended in Michael getting furious and attacking them with a giraffe. Okay, maybe that last part didn’t happen, but the man was constantly high and owned zoo animals. Is it really that big of a stretch?

Photos: WENN
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  1. PEDOBEAR

    THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

  2. Arthur Kade's Ballbag

    Fuck that dead paedophile.

    Rot in hell you child fucking cunt.

  3. Rachel

    Wow, he really did want to be Elvis. He even died like Elvis. He even had his very own Dr. Nick. It could have even been Dr. Nick, because he is still alive.

  4. i love you superficial writer.

  5. Rancid

    MJ deployed a giraff like a Pet in WoW. Don’t laugh ’cause a pet can wreck your ass.

  6. stucco

    The latest news coming in is saying he died of food poisoning.

    Seems he ate some 9 year old weeniers.

  7. Puente

    Lonely soul like ANS. Tragic for all. Mucho calor ahora!

  8. Finger Pointer

    Zach is gay.

  9. I really fell sad when I heard this news. He is one of my favorite artist. You’re always be the King of Pop. We will miss you.

  10. danielezka

    A monster died yesterday….. Michael the artists died long ago.

  11. ktb ( . ) ( . )

    His entire life was a fucking circus.
    What in the hell is going to happen to his poor children?

  12. This is so sad and so very shocking! I’ve been listening to his music my entire life ! RIP Michael! You were a true American Legend who will live on forever through your music and our hearts!

  13. pedophiles rot in hell

    I wonder why he was having so much trouble sleeping at night?

    Wait…oh yeah…

  14. finally, children in LA can sleep safely again

  15. Mike Mills

    MJ will live on forever through his music and videos. A tribute to his life: http://tinyurl.com/MichaelJacksonPortal never forget!

  16. Arthur Kade's Ballbag

    Everyone who is sad about this condones child molestation.

    ‘Hey, you’re a great singer. Wanna sleep with my little boy?’

    That’s what you sound like.

  17. #7 u r 2 funny

    #7 you gave me a good laugh.

  18. Ben Burn Ahnk Me

    What I enjoy are all of the people who were stupid enough to lend this POS the $400M that the news reports he owed. Who was paying for that Doctor?

    And – this is critical – DID WHACKO JACKO HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE?

    I blame Dick Cheney for all of this…

  19. dirk

    um, isn’t the first sign of trouble – DAILY INJECTIONS OF MORPHINE AND DEMEROL? In a related story, a 12 year old boy smothered underneath him.

  20. lils

    The giraffe part didnt’ sound THAT odd…

  21. @16

    That is completely false. He was an excellent musician. It is sad that the music world lost such a legend. He was a talented musician before he was ever a pedophile.

    No one is saying, “Damn, this really sucks that he died because I was really hoping he could sodomize my son :(!”

    The fact of the matter is, his musical career was a driving influence behind many of today’s greatest musicians and if he had not paved the way, many of them would not be where they are today.

    So, even if you don’t like the guy based of his completely bizarre personal life, you cannot deny that he impacted the music world in such a way that it was altered completely.

    It’s kind of like how Tom Cruise really sucks and is a creepy Scientologist yet still is an amazing actor. I hate the guy for being part of a cult responsible for the death of many individuals, but it’s impossible for me to deny his acting ability.

  22. vito

    My condolences to his family and all that shit.

    I wish there were more stories about him in the news and on the web. That would make it a Michael Jackson monopoly. Christ, he was an entertainer. An incredibly talented entertainer, but an entertainer nonetheless. People are behaving as though he were the fucking president or something. Sheesh…

    No one seems to give two shits about Farrah Fawcett’s death. She was a major masturbatory fantasy for many of us baby-boomer guys. RIP, Baby Doll…

    (Oh yeah, #6…ate 9 year old weenies…that’s funny as hell.)

  23. Jen

    #2. You are disgusting to even say “child fucking” in the way that you did.

  24. shankyouverymuch

    I’m sure that when the coroner sifts through the sludge that was his blood, he will find quite an interesting cocktail of happy chemicals.

    I really thought that something like this was going to happen back during his child molesting trial days. Whatever the case it was bound to happen sometime & I guess now is a good a time as ever-

  25. Angel

    Michael Jackson will not be cremated, since he is made of plastic. Instead, he will be melted down and made into Legos, so children can play with HIM for once. Too soon?? Lawd forgive me!

  26. punkluck

    So I wonder who’s next? I think we got two more coming up.

  27. punkluck

    So I wonder who’s next? I think we got two more coming up.

  28. Ralphie

    The drug thing is a cover-up. He really died of food poisoning. He ate an eight year old wiener.

  29. #28 you’re late to the party. #6 already made that joke :/

  30. Ananana

    holy shit! and now his personal phisician is missing, probably because he was the one who administred the drugs and would be charged with murder. or manslaughter, i dont distinguish those two..

  31. dea unit

    Arthur Kade’s Ballbag, does it really make you feel good to say things like that about a dead man? Though I am not his biggest fan, it is still a shock and a tragedy. And to say that anyone who is sad about this condones child molestation? That is one of the most rediculous I have ever heard in my life. And oh yeah, can you please tell me when he was found guilty for charges of child molestation? You are a sick individual, I truly feel bad for someone as pathetic as you.

  32. pukey

    He idolized Elvis so much. Interesting. Both had doctors that were fueling there drug addiction. And in the end they both die from the drug abuse.

  33. purple-pupu-platter

    Arthur Kade’s Ballsack does sound like an , angry, bitter, illogical, and judging character. Even if someone did do something wrong, who the heck is anyone to feel superior and condemn that person. It’s not your business. Your life is your business.

  34. Phil

    “And oh yeah, can you please tell me when he was found guilty for charges of child molestation? ”

    Exactly. He spend night after night sleeping with boys and nothing ever happened. When he moved to a secluded location in another country after his trial was over in the U.S., that was just because he liked the view, not because he knew he couldn’t continue his “lifestyle” in the U.S. anymore. I know lots of grown men who sleep with boys and I believe them when they say nothing sexual happens – they’re priests, they’d never lie.

  35. Mr. Focus

    Excuse me, but the pedophile is dead almost 24 hours now. Haven’t we had enough pictures of him here? Aren’t ANY woman walking around in bikini’s today, or without bras, or making sex tapes, etc.?

    Freaks are like tabasco sauce to this site. We like to occassionally see that Courtney love’s Madonna-fication is on track, or that Madonna’s Skeletor-ization is going swimmingly, or that Mickey Rourke has devoured another young actresses soul. All good in moderation, but let’s keep our focus here and get back to pictures of drunk D-Listers falling out of their clothes.

    Carry on.

  36. shankyouverymuch

    Elisabeth Taylor came up with the stupid title of “King of Pop” for MJ.

    It was in response to a question asked by a reporter as to who she felt was a stronger preformer, Elvis (THE KING of ROCK) or Jackson?

    At this press interview she blurted out something to the effect that, though Elvis was the THE KING of ROCK, she felt that Jackson was equally great & at that point declared Jackson, “The King of Pop”.

    Of course the Jackson camp & the media fueled that fire with more hype & ran with the notion until everyone just sort of excepted it.

    Personally I always thought that, “The King of POOP” was much more appropriate for Jackson’s brand of music.

    History will tell, but I just don’t see MJ’s music lasting long at all, like say the Beatles or Elvis, or many others in modern music history. Jackson’s music just doesn’t carry any weight, it’s mostly all fluff & puff. – “who’s bad” – Jackson is!

  37. awoooga

    Would love to see some Pattinson up here pretty please!

  38. snuffy

    I wish he’d lived to play at least a couple of the O2 shows, only so that he and Amy Winehouse could do a heroin-shake duet… It could have been glorious.

  39. RedFantaGirl

    @6, Can we please be a little more original and stop the pedophile jokes. He was fucking acquitted for all those alleged molestation charges. Furthermore, the parents of those “molested” kids took plea money instead of pressing charges…MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, I have to add. I’m sorry, but if somebody molested my kid, no money in the world would be enough for me to drop my lawsuit, it’s not a matter of money, it’s a matter of morals and justice. These parents are gold digging opportunists who tried to capitalize on the moronic myth of MJ’s alleged pedophilia. Get a life!

  40. Completely Naive

    Wacko Jacko gets all the sympathy. The parents who took the payoffs were wrong to do so of course, but you say don’t judge Jacko cause you don’t know him, well you don’t know the parents of the children either, so take your own advice.

    Who knows, maybe a nice payoff to make yourself disappear is safer than being surrounded by a bunch of fucked in the head, outside the courtroom MJ supporters who want to kill you cause you won’t let their hero touch your boy’s peepee.

    But then, what do I know, I was pretty sure OJ and Robert Blake were guilty too. Look how wrong I was there.

  41. Jennyjenjen

    @36.. How is it you read the yahoo article that explained how Jackson came to be called the King of Pop, but you missed the last 25 years where Thriller has been the # 1 selling album of all time.. In your opinion, how long should an album stay on top in order to hold any weight? Jackass.

  42. FuckYOU SUPERFICIAL

    I have ALWAYS LOVED and admired the superficial – UNTIL TODAY
    I seriously CAN NOT believe people would even be able to find the never and scrutinize Michael Jackson. FUCK YOU SUPERFICIAL – I SAY FUCK YOU. He was a musical Legend who worked his ass off since the day he was born. All he ever wanted was to be a normal kid. But he never got that chance and now that he is finally at peace – i think you should shut the fuck up and have a little respect for someone who gave up their entire life to be an entertainer since the time he was old enough to sing. He deserves a pat on the back for being strong and trying to make a come back. Its easy for us to pass judgement. BUt none of us will ever truly know how alone M Jay really was in this world.

  43. FuckYOU SUPERFICIAL

    I have ALWAYS LOVED and admired the superficial – UNTIL TODAY
    I seriously CAN NOT believe people would even be able to find the nerve and scrutinize Michael Jackson. FUCK YOU SUPERFICIAL – I SAY FUCK YOU. He was a musical Legend who worked his ass off since the day he was born. All he ever wanted was to be a normal kid. But he never got that chance and now that he is finally at peace – i think you should shut the fuck up and have a little respect for someone who gave up their entire life to be an entertainer since the time he was old enough to sing. He deserves a pat on the back for being strong and trying to make a come back. Its easy for us to pass judgement. BUt none of us will ever truly know how alone M Jay really was in this world.

  44. Angel

    @26 & 27 – we already did, Jackson was #3: Ed McMahon (sorry not sure how to spell his name) and Farrah Fawcett!

  45. herbiefrog

    it seems he woz at least two people… ?

    …a fabulouse entertainer

    and

    …a male with a lot of f*cking problems

  46. xena

    A real musician died yesterday. His name is SKY SAXON!

  47. Mike

    Two American soldiers, who aren’t pedophiles, died in Pakistan today. Does anyone know their names?

  48. Vince Lombardi

    Let’s look at some objective facts:

    Michael Jackson was an extremely talented musician and entertainer – at his pinnacle, he was untouchable, perhaps surpassing even Elvis and the Beatles. Everyone wanted to emulate him. That is what the public saw, but no one saw the other side of him because he was extremely guarded with his privacy.

    Michael Jackson was flawed. He had a self-image issue, which led to him having MULTIPLE surgeries to change his physical appearance. This is obvious and undeniable. He was a recluse, by anyone’s standards, brought on mostly by his insane amount of fame. But the most troubling aspect of his persona was that he was not able or willing to acknowledge publicly, even after having children, that it was or *could be perceived* as wrong for a grown adult man to sleep in a bed with another person’s child who was not a relative. Whether anything happened between them or not is a matter of pure conjecture, but Michael Jackson was unable to make that connection to reality. He was disconnected from the world in a way most of us will never understand. It is mystifying. Some refer to it as his childlike innocence, but to me it was quite chilling. Name one person who is not a fictional character who acted that way.

    I’m not at all surprised to read there is the possibility of prescription drugs involved in his death. When I read that a 50 year old man who appeared to be in good physical condition (albeit possibly anorexic) died of cardiac failure, and knowing of his history of surgeries, I felt that there was a good chance he got too much of something and that the tox screen would tell the story.

    Am I sad that he’s dead? No, not really. Michael was a shell of who he was 20 years ago. He was past relevancy. He was the circus freak we all stared at but were ashamed to admit it. We all waited and waited for his genius to resurface and it never did. Was it the drugs that kept his talents suppressed? I guess we’ll never know. Was he a pedophile? I’m certain those stories will come pouring forth, now that he’s unable to defend himself, but again, we’ll never know.

    The facts are, he had amazing talents and he squandered them in his latter years. For that, I have no sympathy.

  49. Superficial sucks ass

    @ Douchebag writing this-Dude, your a f.ucking as.shole. Stop trying to be funny, just stick to posting bikini pictures. Also, @46- Shut up, I hope Sky is in hell, having burning coals shoved up his ass. I doubt anyone even knows who he is.

  50. shankyouverymuch

    #41. Jennyjenjen …

    I’m going to rename YOU … Jennydumdum- there much better!

    I know nothing about any yahoo article, what I wrote about, I saw on TV at the time that it happened.

    As for Thriller being the #1 selling album, so what! Britney Spears album …Baby One More Time, sold as many copies as U2′s album The Joshua Tree. I don’t think there is anyone that would say Brit-Brits record has the same impact, weight or substance that U2′s record does. Yet they both sold the same amount of copies 25 million.

    But I’ll bet you anything Jennydumdum, that in 30 or 40 years U2 will still be thought of as having been one of the most critically acclaimed, highly substantive band ever. At the same time Brit-Brit if remembered at all, will be nothing more then a footnote, who’s main contribution was showing her shaved vajay-jay to the world every time she got out of a car.

    Record sales are marginal to what I was writing about. There will always be silly people with bad or simpleton taste in music- YOU prove that Jennydumdum.

    Legitimacy & longevity is what my point was. & know those are hard concepts for a tiny brain like yours to understand, but I think history will prove me right & YOU wrong.

    MJ’s music is simply & ultimately nothing more then lightweight, interchangeable, here today gone tomorrow, throwaway 80′s pop music.

    I’ll admit that some of it may be momentarily fun & entertaining, but none of it that I can think of anyway, is meaningful or long lasting in anyway.

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