Michael Jackson’s cause of death found

June 26th, 2009 // 120 Comments

Drug overdose, huh? Then how do you explain this?!

Dun dun DUNNNN!

Photo: Twitter
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  1. shlomo wright

    Check out everything about Michael Jackson – the king of pop and the king of the charts at http://www.billboard.com

  2. shlomo wright

    Check out everything about Michael Jackson – the king of pop and the king of the charts at http://www.billboard.com

  3. black& white

    It the picture:

    BITCHY…..ITCHY…..& QUICKY

  4. Mamba

    I think this pic is either photoshopped or those three just wanted to get a picture taken with the most legendary singer alive (who wouldn’t??). And even if he was spending time with them, who the fuck really cares?? This isn’t important in a situation like this… Rest In Peace, Michael, we all respect You and will miss you so much (I know I do, but I’m not sure of these American idiots here..)

  5. loved`

    this is sooo fucked up!!! hes takin it ass a joke. and these fucken comments r fucked up too!!!

    HELLO sum1 jus died!!! u fucken assss!!!

  6. loved`

    this is sooo fucked up!!! hes takin it ass a joke. and these fucken comments r fucked up too!!!

    HELLO sum1 jus died!!! u fucken assss!!!

  7. andi

    bahaha ridiculous…
    he makes a good point though, anyone who gets that close to so much skank has gotta worry about catching something

  8. embrion

    # 54 your face is photoshopped!

  9. jesus

    now that jacko is dead he won’t be able “beat it”

  10. the truth

    oh for the love of a child molester……………………..

  11. Gabs

    He was Nicole Richie Godfather!

  12. Dr. Joyce Brothers

    Speaking as a professional imposter, allow me to remind all of the “outraged” people here that the URL is http://www.thesuperficial.com, and not http://www.deepthoughts.com or http://www.constitutionallaw.com or even http://www.californiajusticeisfuckedup.com.

    This is the site where we judge people by how they act – and Michael Jackson acted about as fucked up as any human being in recorded history. He hung a baby over a 4th floor balcony, remember? That’s a felony in any state you’d like to mention – but he was in Germany so he got away with it.

    Which isn’t the same as being “not guilty,” now is it?

    The only request I have is if this guy is being buried, please dig the whole as deep as the backhoe can reach, OK?

  13. There is three:

    dun dun dun DUNNNN!

  14. valaki

    you stupid ignorant bastard who makes this crappy website! Do you realise that you are joking about someone’s death? It just make me sick… well grow up you asshole……PLEASE treat people with respect
    someone from Hungary

  15. Megan

    HAHAHAHAHA SERIOUSLy! Ur so right

  16. mywittlepeeee

    All of those poor kids. Who will fondle them under the covers now? Egads!

  17. CutiePatutie

    #32… I know right Heheheheheheh, but seriously, I could do without the nastiness though…but I do love this site LOL!

  18. bubba

    nobody gave a shit about him 2 days ago, and now he’s a fuckin saint! he was a sick piece of shit who hated the fact he was born black. can anybody honestly look at a recent picture of that thing and say he was anywhere close to normal? every nigger on the planet is cryin their eyes out and he wanted to be white soooooo bad! be happy for his kids, go buy a CD so they can get the royalties. they’re gonna need the money for therapy.

  19. J

    Thats a rude comment.

  20. herbiefrog

    once he get buried… can we get a force of women…

    empowereed women [[note: ok lets give them stakes]

    [wooden stakes]

    what ?

    oh what … ? ? : )))
    like we cant remember good times : )))
    [ok everyone shh...]

  21. CutiePatutie

    . bubba – I mean bitch…I guess you’re referring to your great grandfather who couldn’t get enough of the chocolate p*ss*, or perhaps it was your great grandmother, or maybe your daddy, they truly believe the darker the flesh, the sweeter the juice! They took it for over 300+ so you tell me ASSWHOLE! I find it necessary to burst your bubble bitch…howza bout’ you stay in the back woods kissing that cousin of yours, I’m positive you understand that language–BITCH!

  22. CutiePatutie

    . bubba – I mean bitch…I guess you’re referring to your great grandfather who couldn’t get enough of the chocolate p*ss*, or perhaps it was your great grandmother, or maybe your daddy, they truly believe the darker the flesh, the sweeter the juice! They took it for over 300+ so you tell me ASSWHOLE! I find it necessary to burst your bubble bitch…howza bout’ you stay in the back woods kissing that cousin of yours, I’m positive you understand that language–BITCH!

  23. CutiePatutie

    . bubba – I mean bitch…I guess you’re referring to your great grandfather who couldn’t get enough of the chocolate p*ss*, or perhaps it was your great grandmother, or maybe your daddy, they truly believe the darker the flesh, the sweeter the juice! They took it for over 300+ so you tell me ASSWHOLE! I find it necessary to burst your bubble bitch…howza bout’ you stay in the back woods kissing that cousin of yours, I’m positive you understand that language–BITCH!

  24. Stop

    All of you who are making these ridiculous remarks need to stop speaking ill of the dead. He may of done a lot of ‘wrong’ things in his past and may have made a lot of mistakes, but that doesn’t give ANY of you the right to talk the way that you do about him. It’s just not right.

  25. Stop

    Bubba, you are a moron. He had a disease called vitiligo which turned several patches of his skin white; previously, he could cover these patches with makeup and other things but pretty soon, it started to spread. It’s not like he desperately wanted to be white. He couldn’t help it. So f*** what you hear from all of these gossip sites, you will never know the truth.

  26. Lovely

    This is fake, right? Lol..

  27. MICHAEL JACKSON FAN NETWORK

    PRESS RELEASE FROM:

    MICHAEL JACKSON FAN NETWORK

    OFFICAL CAUSE OF DEATH FOR JACKSON *LATEST NEWS*

    “The King of Pop is Silenced” Michael Jackson dies at the age of 50. Jackson was rushed to UCLA Medical Center earlier Thursday after suffering cardiac arrest. TMZ reports Jackson was not breathing when paramedics arrived at his rented house and CPR was administered in the ambulance. He was brought to the hospital sometime around 12:30 PM PST. TMZ reports that Jackson’s autopsy has been expedited and will be performed by the L.A. County Coroner on Friday. Jackson was pronounced dead at UCLA Medical Center at 2:26 pm. TMZ also reports that Jackson was rehearsing for his upcoming tour at the Staples Center in L.A. last night. Sources have confirmed that backstage after this rehearsal that Jackson had downloaded the new single, “Jump The Shark”, by Sindicate Media artists, Deathmachine, from their MySpace webpage, http://www.myspace.com/deathmachineonline, into his iPod. As yet, unconfirmed sources have reported Jackson played the new “Jump The Shark” single on his iPod on Thursday at approximately 12:13 PM PST. At this time it is unclear if Deathmachine will accept responsibility for the death of the iconic “King of Pop”.

  28. MICHAEL JACKSON FAN NETWORK

    PRESS RELEASE FROM:

    MICHAEL JACKSON FAN NETWORK

    OFFICAL CAUSE OF DEATH FOR JACKSON *LATEST NEWS*

    “The King of Pop is Silenced” Michael Jackson dies at the age of 50. Jackson was rushed to UCLA Medical Center earlier Thursday after suffering cardiac arrest. TMZ reports Jackson was not breathing when paramedics arrived at his rented house and CPR was administered in the ambulance. He was brought to the hospital sometime around 12:30 PM PST. TMZ reports that Jackson’s autopsy has been expedited and will be performed by the L.A. County Coroner on Friday. Jackson was pronounced dead at UCLA Medical Center at 2:26 pm. TMZ also reports that Jackson was rehearsing for his upcoming tour at the Staples Center in L.A. last night. Sources have confirmed that backstage after this rehearsal that Jackson had downloaded the new single, “Jump The Shark”, by Sindicate Media artists, Deathmachine, from their MySpace webpage, http://www.myspace.com/deathmachineonline, into his iPod. As yet, unconfirmed sources have reported Jackson played the new “Jump The Shark” single on his iPod on Thursday at approximately 12:13 PM PST. At this time it is unclear if Deathmachine will accept responsibility for the death of the iconic “King of Pop”.

  29. CutiePatutie

    Now this goes out to “metalman” and bubba, and anyone else who speaks racist nonsense!

    bubba – I mean bitch…I guess you’re referring to your great grandfather who couldn’t get enough of the chocolate p*ss*, or perhaps it was your great grandmother, or maybe your daddy, they truly believe the darker the flesh, the sweeter the juice! They took it for over 300+ so you tell me ASSWHOLE! I find it necessary to burst your bubble bitch…howza bout’ you stay in the back woods kissing that cousin of yours, I’m positive you understand that language–BITCH!

  30. twzzlrgirl

    CutiePatutie — um, it’s ASSHOLE.

    LOL — it didn’t take much to get you riled up, did it. Ah, well. Swear all you want, but please spell your foul language properly!

  31. a-rod

    I THINK ONE OF THE OLSEN TWINS WAS IN ON IT !!!!

  32. herbiefrog

    … [[[w h a t . . .n ? ? ?]
    wtf?
    go…

  33. Dread not

    Michael Jackson isn’t dead, you a-holes! He’s in, Boys Town! And he’s not just grabbin’ his own crotch. Ouch!
    *
    I gave him his day!
    *
    Holy Shit! Paris Hilton is actually wearing pants and they’re not crotchless. Some thing’s wrong! I’m scared!

  34. CutiePatutie

    twzzlrgirl; thank you for pointing out the misspelling, but “um” using the “n” is indeed worth getting “riled up” for. Actually, I’m not one, but the word incites a response worth paying attention to. Saying that to the wrong person could get someone killed, better my written response, than “it” lying in a grave. “Ah well,” I don’t need your permission to continue doing anything. That being said, you watch your punctuation.

  35. ctladyluck

    MJ is Nicole’s godfather yall!!! Real talk!

  36. ctladyluck

    MJ is Nicole’s godfather yall!!! Real talk!

  37. ramalamadingdong

    @ CutiePatutie-

    you say that using the “n” word will get you killed, huh? that’s because only YOU PEOPLE are stupid enough to kill people over that. stop being so jungle-like and evolve already…

  38. CutiePatutie

    @87. ramalamadingdong , here’s what I’m going to say….”although I feel sorry for you, I wish you well, the things you will experience in the very near future are unfortunate, but necessary for you to know your worth, it’s okay though, the minute you start realizing you can be a better person, and do better things, your life will change.” I know that to be the truth! Jungle….hmmmm, I can’t, I won’t continue this conversation, just remember, the “jungle” people fuel this economy, it’s the people “your” people idolize, the “jungle” woman, is who “your” people raped, psodimized (because the Mandiga myth is not a myth but the truth), they felt inferior, you feel inferior, but, in time you will see, we can work as one for the good of all. “Your people” raped because “your ” women couldn’t provide the bare necessities to sustain “your” men…YOU to be exact. You’re sad, and I will NOT engage you’re sorry excuse for a being, geez, why didn’t you go instead of MJ? Never mind, you have a purpose, to be taught by someone like me, you know not what you say, so I forgive you in advance.

  39. CutiePatutie

    @87. ramalamadingdong , here’s what I’m going to say….”although I feel sorry for you, I wish you well, the things you will experience in the very near future are unfortunate, but necessary for you to know your worth, it’s okay though, the minute you start realizing you can be a better person, and do better things, your life will change.” I know that to be the truth! Jungle….hmmmm, I can’t, I won’t continue this conversation, just remember, the “jungle” people fuel this economy, it’s the people “your” people idolize, the “jungle” woman, is who “your” people raped, psodimized (because the Mandiga myth is not a myth but the truth), they felt inferior, you feel inferior, but, in time you will see, we can work as one for the good of all. “Your people” raped because “your ” women couldn’t provide the bare necessities to sustain “your” men…YOU to be exact. You’re sad, and I will NOT engage you’re sorry excuse for a being, geez, why didn’t you go instead of MJ? Never mind, you have a purpose, to be taught by someone like me, you know not what you say, so I forgive you in advance.

  40. fif

    The reason he is hugging Nicole is because he is her Godfather. like really.

  41. cheezy_poof

    Cutie I get you are upset but I think you need to understand the people here are purposely poking you to get a reaction. I do not think people really give a shit about race anymore at least no one I know does. Either way good person or bad he is people are just joking around. two days ago any of these jokes would have been ignored.

  42. cheezy_poof

    Er I screwed up my editing. Ah whatever u know what i meant.

    Either way, good person or bad people are just joking around two days ago any of these jokes would have been ignored.

  43. CutiePatutie

    @cheezy_poof…..I get it, I’m done! Thanks for the insight though. I come to this site because most of time the comments are dead on….like yours, but every once in awhile I notice the jerks, but thanks! You are right! I’m good, positive energy is what I’m about…thank you again!

  44. Fan

    U idiots. the pic is taken off of paris’ twitter & michael jackson is nicole richie’s godfather. let him r.i.p & admit it each of you do love him & will miss him like the rest of the world.

  45. Fan

    U idiots. the pic is taken off of paris’ twitter & michael jackson is nicole richie’s godfather. let him r.i.p & admit it each of you do love him & will miss him like the rest of the world.

  46. Fan

    U idiots. the pic is taken off of paris’ twitter & michael jackson is nicole richie’s godfather. let him r.i.p & admit it each of you do love him & will miss him like the rest of the world.

  47. Fan

    U idiots. the pic is taken off of paris’ twitter & michael jackson is nicole richie’s godfather. let him r.i.p & admit it each of you do love him & will miss him like the rest of the world.

  48. cool

    God bless him in the heaven.Best withes to him family.It’s said he had a profile in the
    == Milli onaire chats C/o/m==. many people are praying for him and mourning there. let’s join them and recall all his life.

  49. el ces

    No.

    Bad form, Fish.

  50. MJ Fan

    MJ gave so much to the world & he made music what it is today. MTV would not be what it is today without MJ. He was very talented. Sure he had molestation charges that were from money hungry idiots looking for a free ride. He was found not guilty if you recall. if you kid was molested would you take a few million dollars instead of putting the molester in jail? I don’t think so. They were false charges against him just so they can have a free ride. R.I.P Michael I hope you are looking down from heaven & seeing how much you were loved by the world.

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