Michael Jackson’s cause of death found

June 26th, 2009 // 120 Comments

Drug overdose, huh? Then how do you explain this?!

Dun dun DUNNNN!

Photo: Twitter
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  1. laney

    you figured it out. good job.

  2. Gatorbates

    Huh??

    Born a black man … died a white woman.

  3. Sally CupCakeMaker

    photoshopped

  4. Who is the other chick?

  5. Tom K

    LMAO!!!!!!!! Where the fuck did you find that?!?!

  6. Tom K

    #5. In the picture is the Nicole Richie that Michael is hugging, Paris Hilton and her sister Nikki Hilton far right.

  7. Sally CupCakeMaker

    nichole richie, paris and nicky

  8. Sally CupCakeMaker

    nichole richie, paris and nicky

  9. Sally CupCakeMaker

    nichole richie, paris and nicky

  10. gotmilk?

    when was nicky hilton a black woman?

  11. Sally CupCakeMaker

    i think nicky’s just extremely tan there not black lol

  12. boooooo

    uh nicky hilton looks like a darkie. She is so ugly. uglier than MJ. Now i’m hungry.

  13. monty

    LOL death by unprotected exposure to Paris Hilton.

  14. drunk

    I didn’t know MJ had man hands

  15. Ice man

    Ice man

  16. bubba

    nicky hilton has ET”s hands

  17. chupacabra

    this is fucking hilarious.

    DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!

  18. Dobie

    Paris is going the way of Doris Duke anyway, that’s been my prediction all along and I’m sticking to it. Too bad the Hilton’s are too young and full of life to follow this broken, drug- addicted perv to his grave, but hey – we live, we dream. Or as Mister Burns says “Good riddance to bad blubber.”

  19. NIGGGA

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA NO ONE APPRECIATES YOU SUPERFICIAL DUDE.. THIS IS HILARIOUS!

  20. P

    If anyone wants to read a DECENT article about Michael Jackson and his death go here:

    http://digg.com/d1uv2w

  21. CutiePatutie

    This is not funny…come on..I like this site, don’t make me NOT visit…and tell my friends about you!

  22. CutiePatutie

    This is not funny…come on..I like this site, don’t make me NOT visit…and tell my friends about you!

  23. Anonymous

    One of these things is not like the other … one of these thing’s doesn’t belong~

  24. Dr. Fill

    How do I explain it? Simple. Take a look. That’s an old picture. There’s a better than 50% chance that Nicole was still, technically, a minor when this photo was taken.

    See the way he’s holding her? Like a whore at Crack’R'Us, no?

    Mystery solved…

  25. Ane

    “If anyone wants to read a DECENT article about Michael Jackson and his death…”

    Yes, yes, it’s so very difficult to find any fawning commentary about Michael Jackson right now.

  26. SPARKLINGGLITTER1@YAHOO.COM

    I DO NOT THINK THESECOMMENTS ARE NOT FUNNY A FAMILY LOVE ONE IS DEAD 3CHILDREN HAVE LOST THERE FATHER JACKASSES………

  27. SPARKLINGGLITTER1@YAHOO.COM

    I DO NOT THINK THESECOMMENTS ARE NOT FUNNY A FAMILY LOVE ONE IS DEAD 3CHILDREN HAVE LOST THERE FATHER JACKASSES………

  28. SPARKLINGGLITTER1@YAHOO.COM

    I DO NOT THINK THESECOMMENTS ARE NOT FUNNY A FAMILY LOVE ONE IS DEAD 3CHILDREN HAVE LOST THERE FATHER JACKASSES………

  29. Mickey J

    #28… you don’t think they’re not funny?

    Well then, glad we could entertain you during your time of intense grief…

  30. drunk

    #23 &24…. come on… this IS funny, and I will tell all my friends about this. who you foolin. you will totally visit this site

  31. hjkvj

    not surprised hes all hugging nicole richie.
    she is the smallest one and
    out of the 3 she looks most like a little boy.

  32. sigh...

    classless post and comments

  33. Sammy the Shank

    sparklingglitter1 writes “I do not think these comments are not funny.” If you do not think they are “not funny,” do you therefore think they are funny?

    I read somewhere that he got a shot of Demerol daily and it was his daily shot yesterday that stopped his clock (i.e., slowed down his respiration and heart to the point of death). They’re looking for his doctor (presumably the shot-giver) now. Oh the lives of the rich and famous.

  34. herbiefrog

    nothing like a split infinitity : )

  35. Serinity J

    I DO NOT THINK THESECOMMENTS ARE NOT FUNNY A FAMILY LOVE ONE IS DEAD 3CHILDREN HAVE LOST THERE FATHER JACKASSES………

  36. herbiefrog

    35. Sammy the Shank said something about demerol… and it got us thinking about the time we went to er [a&e] after an ice skating accident [lol whole other story]. the nice nurse said… we’re going to give to [[you]] a shot [of demerol/pethidine]… it will make you feel much better… hmmmmmmmmmm… : ))

  37. srsly13

    Omfg, you idiots. Nicole Richie was his god daughter. She has mentioned it multiple times in multiple interviews. They we’re obviously close.

    The post itself is pretty freaking funny, but it shouldn’t be a shocker to see them photographed together.

  38. Liz

    check out everything about Michael Jackson – the king of pop and the king of the charts at http://www.billboard.com

  39. Misty

    @31……Hee Hee Hee…that was mean. Funny, but mean.

  40. Five Finger Discount

    DISTURBMENT

  41. Finger Pointer

    This is in poor taste, Fish.

  42. Cady

    leaving thesuperficial for good due to the blatant disrespect the writer has shown to Michael Jackson- how disgustingly rude

  43. Alex

    Nice wonky eye Paris.

    I fucking hate her.

  44. nipolian

    The best part of this picture is the martini glasses in the bottom corner……..The girls look a tad young to be slepping down vodka…..but looking at how they grew up…..no big suprise here.

  45. All of our brains think, feel & behave. These comments allow me to see how you are thinking, feeling and behaving. We all make up America. I could be a lot more proud. Michael could do whatever he pleased. And this is the result.
    I hope this is some time for reflection from the whole country. His pain is
    clearly evident and still it continues even after his death. We help create who
    others are, try to be kinder. Let him have this picture.

  46. All of our brains think, feel & behave. These comments allow me to see how you are thinking, feeling and behaving. We all make up America. I could be a lot more proud. Michael could do whatever he pleased. And this is the result.
    I hope this is some time for reflection from the whole country. His pain is
    clearly evident and still it continues even after his death. We help create who
    others are, try to be kinder. Let him have this picture.

  47. All of our brains think, feel & behave. These comments allow me to see how you are thinking, feeling and behaving. We all make up America. I could be a lot more proud. Michael could do whatever he pleased. And this is the result.
    I hope this is some time for reflection from the whole country. His pain is
    clearly evident and still it continues even after his death. We help create who
    others are, try to be kinder. Let him have this picture.

  48. Ananana

    @ all the douches that feel offended by this post: go skate into an aids tree. if you want a hypocritical douchey fake eulogy, go to Perez Hilton’s site.

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