Drug overdose, huh? Then how do you explain this?!
Dun dun DUNNNN!
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Michael Jackson’s cause of death found
June 26th, 2009 // 120 Comments
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laney | June 26, 2009 at 1:14 pm
you figured it out. good job.
Chad | June 26, 2009 at 1:14 pm
First
Gatorbates | June 26, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Huh??
Born a black man … died a white woman.
Sally CupCakeMaker | June 26, 2009 at 1:16 pm
photoshopped
eattrn | June 26, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Who is the other chick?
Tom K | June 26, 2009 at 1:19 pm
LMAO!!!!!!!! Where the fuck did you find that?!?!
Tom K | June 26, 2009 at 1:21 pm
#5. In the picture is the Nicole Richie that Michael is hugging, Paris Hilton and her sister Nikki Hilton far right.
Sally CupCakeMaker | June 26, 2009 at 1:22 pm
nichole richie, paris and nicky
Sally CupCakeMaker | June 26, 2009 at 1:22 pm
nichole richie, paris and nicky
Sally CupCakeMaker | June 26, 2009 at 1:22 pm
nichole richie, paris and nicky
gotmilk? | June 26, 2009 at 1:23 pm
when was nicky hilton a black woman?
Sally CupCakeMaker | June 26, 2009 at 1:25 pm
i think nicky’s just extremely tan there not black lol
mixedmartialartvideos.com | June 26, 2009 at 1:28 pm
4 white girls
boooooo | June 26, 2009 at 1:33 pm
uh nicky hilton looks like a darkie. She is so ugly. uglier than MJ. Now i’m hungry.
monty | June 26, 2009 at 1:34 pm
LOL death by unprotected exposure to Paris Hilton.
drunk | June 26, 2009 at 1:37 pm
I didn’t know MJ had man hands
Ice man | June 26, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Ice man
bubba | June 26, 2009 at 1:40 pm
nicky hilton has ET”s hands
chupacabra | June 26, 2009 at 1:41 pm
this is fucking hilarious.
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!
Dobie | June 26, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Paris is going the way of Doris Duke anyway, that’s been my prediction all along and I’m sticking to it. Too bad the Hilton’s are too young and full of life to follow this broken, drug- addicted perv to his grave, but hey – we live, we dream. Or as Mister Burns says “Good riddance to bad blubber.”
NIGGGA | June 26, 2009 at 1:46 pm
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA NO ONE APPRECIATES YOU SUPERFICIAL DUDE.. THIS IS HILARIOUS!
P | June 26, 2009 at 1:46 pm
If anyone wants to read a DECENT article about Michael Jackson and his death go here:
http://digg.com/d1uv2w
CutiePatutie | June 26, 2009 at 1:49 pm
This is not funny…come on..I like this site, don’t make me NOT visit…and tell my friends about you!
CutiePatutie | June 26, 2009 at 1:49 pm
This is not funny…come on..I like this site, don’t make me NOT visit…and tell my friends about you!
Anonymous | June 26, 2009 at 1:56 pm
One of these things is not like the other … one of these thing’s doesn’t belong~
Dr. Fill | June 26, 2009 at 1:58 pm
How do I explain it? Simple. Take a look. That’s an old picture. There’s a better than 50% chance that Nicole was still, technically, a minor when this photo was taken.
See the way he’s holding her? Like a whore at Crack’R'Us, no?
Mystery solved…
Ane | June 26, 2009 at 2:00 pm
“If anyone wants to read a DECENT article about Michael Jackson and his death…”
Yes, yes, it’s so very difficult to find any fawning commentary about Michael Jackson right now.
SPARKLINGGLITTER1@YAHOO.COM | June 26, 2009 at 2:00 pm
I DO NOT THINK THESECOMMENTS ARE NOT FUNNY A FAMILY LOVE ONE IS DEAD 3CHILDREN HAVE LOST THERE FATHER JACKASSES………
SPARKLINGGLITTER1@YAHOO.COM | June 26, 2009 at 2:01 pm
I DO NOT THINK THESECOMMENTS ARE NOT FUNNY A FAMILY LOVE ONE IS DEAD 3CHILDREN HAVE LOST THERE FATHER JACKASSES………
SPARKLINGGLITTER1@YAHOO.COM | June 26, 2009 at 2:01 pm
I DO NOT THINK THESECOMMENTS ARE NOT FUNNY A FAMILY LOVE ONE IS DEAD 3CHILDREN HAVE LOST THERE FATHER JACKASSES………
Mickey J | June 26, 2009 at 2:02 pm
#28… you don’t think they’re not funny?
Well then, glad we could entertain you during your time of intense grief…
drunk | June 26, 2009 at 2:03 pm
#23 &24…. come on… this IS funny, and I will tell all my friends about this. who you foolin. you will totally visit this site
hjkvj | June 26, 2009 at 2:04 pm
not surprised hes all hugging nicole richie.
she is the smallest one and
out of the 3 she looks most like a little boy.
sigh... | June 26, 2009 at 2:06 pm
classless post and comments
Sammy the Shank | June 26, 2009 at 2:07 pm
sparklingglitter1 writes “I do not think these comments are not funny.” If you do not think they are “not funny,” do you therefore think they are funny?
I read somewhere that he got a shot of Demerol daily and it was his daily shot yesterday that stopped his clock (i.e., slowed down his respiration and heart to the point of death). They’re looking for his doctor (presumably the shot-giver) now. Oh the lives of the rich and famous.
herbiefrog | June 26, 2009 at 2:08 pm
nothing like a split infinitity : )
Serinity J | June 26, 2009 at 2:12 pm
I DO NOT THINK THESECOMMENTS ARE NOT FUNNY A FAMILY LOVE ONE IS DEAD 3CHILDREN HAVE LOST THERE FATHER JACKASSES………
herbiefrog | June 26, 2009 at 2:13 pm
35. Sammy the Shank said something about demerol… and it got us thinking about the time we went to er [a&e] after an ice skating accident [lol whole other story]. the nice nurse said… we’re going to give to [[you]] a shot [of demerol/pethidine]… it will make you feel much better… hmmmmmmmmmm… : ))
srsly13 | June 26, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Omfg, you idiots. Nicole Richie was his god daughter. She has mentioned it multiple times in multiple interviews. They we’re obviously close.
The post itself is pretty freaking funny, but it shouldn’t be a shocker to see them photographed together.
Liz | June 26, 2009 at 2:21 pm
check out everything about Michael Jackson – the king of pop and the king of the charts at http://www.billboard.com
Misty | June 26, 2009 at 2:30 pm
@31……Hee Hee Hee…that was mean. Funny, but mean.
Five Finger Discount | June 26, 2009 at 2:30 pm
DISTURBMENT
Finger Pointer | June 26, 2009 at 2:36 pm
This is in poor taste, Fish.
Cady | June 26, 2009 at 2:36 pm
leaving thesuperficial for good due to the blatant disrespect the writer has shown to Michael Jackson- how disgustingly rude
Alex | June 26, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Nice wonky eye Paris.
I fucking hate her.
nipolian | June 26, 2009 at 2:43 pm
The best part of this picture is the martini glasses in the bottom corner……..The girls look a tad young to be slepping down vodka…..but looking at how they grew up…..no big suprise here.
Colleen Christopher | June 26, 2009 at 2:43 pm
All of our brains think, feel & behave. These comments allow me to see how you are thinking, feeling and behaving. We all make up America. I could be a lot more proud. Michael could do whatever he pleased. And this is the result.
I hope this is some time for reflection from the whole country. His pain is
clearly evident and still it continues even after his death. We help create who
others are, try to be kinder. Let him have this picture.
Colleen Christopher | June 26, 2009 at 2:48 pm
All of our brains think, feel & behave. These comments allow me to see how you are thinking, feeling and behaving. We all make up America. I could be a lot more proud. Michael could do whatever he pleased. And this is the result.
I hope this is some time for reflection from the whole country. His pain is
clearly evident and still it continues even after his death. We help create who
others are, try to be kinder. Let him have this picture.
Colleen Christopher | June 26, 2009 at 2:49 pm
All of our brains think, feel & behave. These comments allow me to see how you are thinking, feeling and behaving. We all make up America. I could be a lot more proud. Michael could do whatever he pleased. And this is the result.
I hope this is some time for reflection from the whole country. His pain is
clearly evident and still it continues even after his death. We help create who
others are, try to be kinder. Let him have this picture.
Ananana | June 26, 2009 at 2:51 pm
@ all the douches that feel offended by this post: go skate into an aids tree. if you want a hypocritical douchey fake eulogy, go to Perez Hilton’s site.