Michael Jackson was homicided and other news

August 24th, 2009 // 25 Comments

- Michael Jackson’s death has been ruled a homicide. Who saw that coming? Besides Dr. Conrad Murray and anyone with TV or Internet access. [PopEater]

- Anna Paquin on a trapeze. Because apparently winning an Oscar at 12 curses you to have a lifelong obsession with amusement parks. I have no fucking clue. [Lainey Gossip]

- Taylor Swift has freakishly long arms. Hmm… I wonder if she could reach the fridge from my bedroom. In case she wants a drink! I was not at all suggesting sandwich making. Unless her arms are near the bread drawer. Just sayin’. [Celebslam]

- Jennifer Aniston won’t date “a normal guy.” Which is why I’d like to point out I still play with action figures. That doing anything for you? Not counting reaching for the pepper spray. [Wonderwall]

- Chace Crawford as a greaser. Think Shia LaBeouf in Indiana Jones 4, but you don’t want to cry in a corner afterward. [Socialite Life]

- Eddie Cibrian’s wife is more than happy to hand him over to LeAnn Rimes. [Just Jared]

- Ashlee Simpson continues looking good with the ladies of Melrose Place. [PopSugar]

- Paris Hilton visited a children’s hospital in Guatemala because nothing cures sick kids like more infections, but not really. You killed them all, Wonkface. [Splash News]

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  1. John Martin

    well, sorry for MJ.

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  2. Sabrina

    I like the second and fourth pictures of Chace Crawford. The tattoos suite him.

  3. Wow I can’t believe this i hope mike gets fair justice.

  4. Darth

    Was he doing a Bambi imitation? Or did he just ordered four happy meals? We’ll never know.

  5. el ces

    BLOOD!

  6. Non-Fan Of Pop/Sick MJ

    With the delay, they had to think a cuncoction to cover-up what really happened.
    We all know MJ did himself in by OD. They finally agreed with the Dr., he’d take the fall for an unclosed amount of dough, you know…. Instead of facing facts of the WEIRD life of MJ, easy suckers will swallow anything you put in their mouths to make the oddball, MJ a legend instead of a loony.

  7. I thought Dr. Murray was suspicious from the beginning. Now the truth is coming out.

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  9. With delay, cover-ups that they cuncoction what actually happened.
    We all know MJ was himself by OD. They finally agree with Dr, he has opened for an amount of flour should take the fall, you know …. MJ’s strange life instead of facing facts, easy to put suckers in their mouths something oddball, MJ narrative rather than making a mad swallow.

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