Michael Jackson used to be black

August 28th, 2008 // 85 Comments

Michael Jackson, donned in pajama pants and a tuxedo jacket (Still got it!), made an unusual public appearance yesterday at Planet Hollywood in preparation for his 50th birthday celebration. That’s right, this is what a 50-year-old black man is supposed to look like. So, I dunno what Samuel L. Jackson is doing to himself, but it can’t be healthy.

Thanks to Abbi who tricked me into thinking this was Katie Holmes. Ha! I know where you live…

EDIT: Added a computer-generated pic of what Michael Jackson would look like at 50 if he had never met Elizabeth Taylor and decided “Holy poop, I just found the perfect look.” Thanks to James.

Photos: Daily Mail

  1. ?!

    What is wrong with you people?

    He’s not trying to be white, he has VITILIGO, which causes the pigment of the skin to slowly dissapear.

  2. kimi

    No matter how he looks,he is and will be the greatest pop singer ever.

  3. T-bag

    No matter how he looks, he is and will be the greatest pedophile ever.

  4. DillyDazz

    Back off people, MJ legacy will go on forever.

  5. DillyDazz

    Back off people, MJ legacy will go on forever.

  6. DillyDazz

    Back off people, MJ legacy will go on forever.

  7. gia

    michael jackson died after thriller because he certainly hasn’t been seen since!

  8. 60 percent of his clothes are!!

  9. fox

    Talk all the trash you want I still love listening to his amazing songs, especially Billy Jean and Beat IT

  10. Jupiter Girl

    He looks like a black GEORGE CLOONEY!

  11. Jupiter Girl

    He looks like a black GEORGE CLOONEY!

  12. NVG

    I still like his songs.
    It’s sad to think that he once was on top of the world, and to think that we placed him on that throne.
    Now that he’s fallen, we pile mud on his face.
    Somehow, we must admit that part of what he’s become is our fault. He was given too much and he didn’t know what to do with it.

  13. joey cantalopes

    #62 is a retarded SOB and a bigger douchebag than Randal

  14. amazed&confused

    Hey, you made a mistake. That’s a photo of a seventy year old white lady.

  15. chamberofhorors

    pinocchio watch your back! Ha! and your little woody… Yikes!

  16. Fashion Police

    The only people that should be seen in public wearing pajamas are people that have just been discharged from the hospital and are just going to go home and flop into bed anyway, or young girls in Middle School that wake up late and need to catch the bus.

    Michael is just a discusting pedophile.

  17. Frybread

    He would have looked normal and not like an old, white lady, but he would still have that squeaky-high voice.

  18. Moave

    Ha ha! This computer-generated picture is really funny. He looks really old on this manipulated pic. So if I look his other and older brothers my friends I must to tell ya your thoughts or imagination about how he could look without any operation is really pretty *****. His father looks much better at now then he on this photoshoped pic.:)
    Anyway you must to correct the picture because you missed some details James. Yes, his skin. White. Like a paper with spots.
    Yes my friend I was lucky to saw him. I saw his face. He is okay. Totally. His skin is white really and light. And I saw dark areas near to his ear. It is everything just not funny. Sad, really.
    He is a cool guy. And for me normal like you and like me. He is normal on his way.
    I wish just the best for him.
    And he gone to there in a pajama pants. Funny.:) I would give him some fashion advice but much better to see it than to see that some people dare to walk on the street without any clothes or having sex in front of people and kids.
    Let’s just think about it.

  19. Moave

    Ha ha! This computer-generated picture is really funny. He looks really old on this manipulated pic. So if I look his other and older brothers my friends I must to tell ya your thoughts or imagination about how he could look without any operation is really pretty *****. His father looks much better at now then he on this photoshoped pic.:)
    Anyway you must to correct the picture because you missed some details James. Yes, his skin. White. Like a paper with spots.
    Yes my friend I was lucky to saw him. I saw his face. He is okay. Totally. His skin is white really and light. And I saw dark areas near to his ear. It is everything just not funny. Sad, really.
    He is a cool guy. And for me normal like you and like me. He is normal on his way.
    I wish just the best for him.
    And he gone to there in a pajama pants. Funny.:) I would give him some fashion advice but much better to see it than to see that some people dare to walk on the street without any clothes or having sex in front of people and kids.
    Let’s just think about it.

  20. Moave

    Ha ha! This computer-generated picture is really funny. He looks really old on this manipulated pic. So if I look his other and older brothers my friends I must to tell ya your thoughts or imagination about how he could look without any operation is really pretty *****. His father looks much better at now then he on this photoshoped pic.:)
    Anyway you must to correct the picture because you missed some details James. Yes, his skin. White. Like a paper with spots.
    Yes my friend I was lucky to saw him. I saw his face. He is okay. Totally. His skin is white really and light. And I saw dark areas near to his ear. It is everything just not funny. Sad, really.
    He is a cool guy. And for me normal like you and like me. He is normal on his way.
    I wish just the best for him.
    And he gone to there in a pajama pants. Funny.:) I would give him some fashion advice but much better to see it than to see that some people dare to walk on the street without any clothes or having sex in front of people and kids.
    Let’s just think about it.

  21. Tak

    Happy birthday michael! i still love him anyway^_^

  22. mj still rox

    Why is everyone always saying something negative about him?He was acquitted of all charges,which means they didn’t have any proof,which means he didn’t do anything wrong,which means he’s still the greatest artist alive,which means all of u are haters,which means some bored ignorant fool will respond to this message with some lame comeback.No one seems to realize that he had a skin disease called vitiligo and had to get it lightened because of that.He also broke his nose once and had to get two rhinoplasties to correct it.

    BAM! you got nothing
    score 1 for me!!
    lol NEXT!!

  23. hello i hope you to see me in the philippines im christine mea hernandez i love you very much be carefull…

  24. Shiri

    He looks like he needs to eat a couple Double Whoppers with cheese.

  25. He is black or white ?who cares.
    He is alive and kicking !

    http://www.mjo2game.com

  26. jessica

    michael jackson was the best of the best still is but i like him better black!

  27. Rob

    Michael Jackson died today… RIP

  28. JMC

    RIP Michael Jackson….You didn’t get the respect you deserved while you were alive…You’ll always be the one n only King of Pop…

    Hopefully you’re in a far better place now….

    I’m sorry for the pain people put you through….God Bless the Jackson family and Michael’s children during this time,,,,

    Love always,
    JMC

  29. Zombie MJ

    Yeah the computer-generated pics of what he would look like without surgery never take his vitiligo into account. Plus, for all the sunblock he had to wear, he probably wouldn’t have been that wrinkly for another 10-20 years or so. And he would have had way more expensive hair than that.

  30. He got a very special disease that makes him turn black skin to white.
    there is no difference for the true colour.
    Michael Jackson is famous for its music talent and exciting performance on the stage. these will not fade with the changing skin colour.
    just respect him and see the bright spot.

  31. mjking21

    i dont understand how people can belive imedately what they hear without straight facts michael jackson was not a pedophile point blank i mean you see people like janice dickinson or micky rourke get plastic surgury and yet they arnt targeted or labled freaks but if michael jackson gets two measly rhinoplastys and a chin dimple hes a freak? seriously folks look at the facts instead of beliveing the bullshit you hear on TV people should learn to shut there mouth if they dont know the facts

  32. mjking21

    i dont understand how people can belive imedately what they hear without straight facts michael jackson was not a pedophile point blank i mean you see people like janice dickinson or micky rourke get plastic surgury and yet they arnt targeted or labled freaks but if michael jackson gets two measly rhinoplastys and a chin dimple hes a freak? seriously folks look at the facts instead of beliveing the bullshit you hear on TV people should learn to shut there mouth if they dont know the facts

  33. Why is everyone always saying something negative about him?He was acquitted of all charges,which means they didn’t have any proof,which means he didn’t do anything wrong,which means he’s still the greatest artist alive,which means all of u are haters,which means some bored ignorant fool will respond to this message with some lame comeback

  34. Lmao that Katie Holmes thing was amazing

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