Michael Jackson used to be black
Michael Jackson, donned in pajama pants and a tuxedo jacket (Still got it!), made an unusual public appearance yesterday at Planet Hollywood in preparation for his 50th birthday celebration. That’s right, this is what a 50-year-old black man is supposed to look like. So, I dunno what Samuel L. Jackson is doing to himself, but it can’t be healthy.
Thanks to Abbi who tricked me into thinking this was Katie Holmes. Ha! I know where you live…
EDIT: Added a computer-generated pic of what Michael Jackson would look like at 50 if he had never met Elizabeth Taylor and decided “Holy poop, I just found the perfect look.” Thanks to James.