Michael Jackson, donned in pajama pants and a tuxedo jacket (Still got it!), made an unusual public appearance yesterday at Planet Hollywood in preparation for his 50th birthday celebration. That’s right, this is what a 50-year-old black man is supposed to look like. So, I dunno what Samuel L. Jackson is doing to himself, but it can’t be healthy.
Thanks to Abbi who tricked me into thinking this was Katie Holmes. Ha! I know where you live…
EDIT: Added a computer-generated pic of what Michael Jackson would look like at 50 if he had never met Elizabeth Taylor and decided “Holy poop, I just found the perfect look.” Thanks to James.
Photos: Daily Mail
You know you’d hit it.
Wow, I’m getting old.
Lmao that Katie Holmes thing was amazing.
poor boy
Is this a man or an anorexic woman? Either way, U.G.L.Y
To think, I used to masturbate to this pedophile’s “BAD” album… Sad, sad shame. He’s still the man though and one of the best performers around… Minus all the boy loving and “secret rooms”…. lol
yea no matter how fucked up he looks hes still god
what the fuck hahaha
what’s black on the inside, white on the outside and comes in little cans?
if he gets hit by a door its over!
Correction…Michael Jackson used to be HUMAN. Hey, what the fuc…I got some PJ’s like that!
i thought that was a wax figure at madame tussands….
My Grandmother wants her sunglasses back.
PYT.
I loved him on Nip/Tuck.
you know? hes the first celebrity to use vitro be a father! he is a pioneer after all!
Is he wearing his shoes on the wrong feet?
Father Time has grabbed this freak hard. He looks tired and weak and I hope he dies in agony. He is a child molester and should actually have been beaten to death like 15 years ago or whenever.
He is physically declining and won’t be alive much longer I would venture.
Moon walking little faerie. Yeah that was soooooo cool, a guy dancing like a wack fag.
he was the man at one point.. now… not so much.
The missing link?
Looks like Janice Dickinson in drag (is that an oxymoron?)
Should say “Michael Jackson used to be a ‘man’ ” He’s been white for a long time. However, if he had breasts and shaved down the Ricky Martin chin, he would totally pass as a chick.
And by the way, anybody in here going on about how wonderful he is, this guy is a pedaphile and DON’T FORGET IT.
Even after all you’ve been through Michael over the years, you’re still the King of Pop and no one has come even close to your legendary status since you broke out with Billy Jean.
Color of our skin is not what matters but rather, who and what we are within. You Michael, are a living example of the good many people in the world need to embrace.
You are the man in the mirror all other men wish they could be.
Randal
@16
Yes….yes he is. He is indeed wearing his shoes on the wrong feet.
No thanks really you can keep him we don’t want him on our side please take him back.
Where’s John Hinckley Jr. when you need him most? This has-been pedophile looney fuck should be sitting in Pelican Bay picking the broom handle splinters out of his ass; not out porking little boys and planning his fucking 50th birthday! Please, please God; just let him slip-up one more time and get caught trying to turn out a 4th grader.
It’s call vitiligo! Google it once, educate yourself some.
wow, this guy is still alive?
He must wear pyjamas because he likes to think that it’s bed time all the time when he sees children!!
I’D HIT THAT, REPEATEDLY.
#22 you’re such a flaming fag dude…. I believe you were one of MJ’s little boytoys…. Did he call you bubbles Randy? HA…. But I totally agree with you on everything OTHER than the good example that others should follow… If that’s the case, all his fans are pedophiles just like him.
The rest of your comments are totally on the fag tip though so you’re on your own with that buddy boy
Randal has been to one too many of Wacko’s “sleepovers”.
Gross.
It’s a girl!
For those of us who remember the peak of MJ’s career, this picture is painful.
And funny, in a painful way. He is truly agonizing.
The KING of FREAKS is still the KING FREAKOID of the highest order on earth! He likes to wear the jamies…this way he can pull them down in a second to fuck his little boys up their little tight bum holes…all I can say is he better not be in Vegas when I’ll be there in 2 weeks. Glad I don’t stay at FAGGOT HOLLYWOOD!
Michael Jacksoin was never a God, a genius, an amazing performer, super-talented, or any of that bullshit. He was and always has been a clown masquerading as this “King of Pop” person. But, clearly, this King was overthrown long ago, unmasked as a psychologically devastated idiot-boy, and left to wither in a sea of his own delusion. Again, the cycle of Life and Death cannot reclaim this mistake soon enough. Looks like he could fall off a toilet and fracture his spine anyway, since he’s trying to make the Auschwitz Diet popular in his fairy tale world.
Michael Jackson was never a God, a genius, an amazing performer, super-talented, or any of that bullshit. He was and always has been a clown masquerading as this “King of Pop” person. But, clearly, this King was overthrown long ago, unmasked as a psychologically devastated idiot-boy, and left to wither in a sea of his own delusion. Again, the cycle of Life and Death cannot reclaim this mistake soon enough. Looks like he could fall off a toilet and fracture his spine anyway, since he’s trying to make the Auschwitz Diet popular in his fairy tale world.
WE are ALL GOD
I can’t knock the guy. If I were black and rich I’d spend my money trying to be white.
Randal dude, what the fuck kind of medicine had Mary Poppins been putting in there with all that sugar? I think you are insane to tell you the truth. A keen eye for fashion and a blatant disregard for morality. Imbalanced I would say.
I think you would have kind words for Hitler. You know, since he was famous and all.
38. “God is dead.” – Nietzsche.
“Nietzsche is dead.” – God
It’s ironic that a famous Negro is trying to be a reclusive Wigger.
holy moses ! he’s like a sick action figure !
I’d hit it. Then keep driving with it stuck to my wildshield.
I love bubble baths and long walks in the beach at night. I like to wear fishnet stockings and red lipstick whenever I go out.
Randal
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
Michael, I miss you, please call me back!
Dear Daddy:
Why is your pee pee standing up straight?
Considering the way he has looked in the past he looks great there! Granted much better pre the many plastic surgeries, but still, great. Much better than in other recent outings.
In all fairness, this is probably the best I have seen the guy look in years! at least he looks real!
I still stand by my theory that this Is in fact Katie Holmes (or at least will be soon) in a cunning trick by Tom Cruise.
At the point when no one can tell the difference they can safely be swapped, leaving TC2LTC and Katie to play with the Bubbles in Neverland.