Michael Jackson, donned in pajama pants and a tuxedo jacket (Still got it!), made an unusual public appearance yesterday at Planet Hollywood in preparation for his 50th birthday celebration. That’s right, this is what a 50-year-old black man is supposed to look like. So, I dunno what Samuel L. Jackson is doing to himself, but it can’t be healthy.
Thanks to Abbi who tricked me into thinking this was Katie Holmes. Ha! I know where you live…
EDIT: Added a computer-generated pic of what Michael Jackson would look like at 50 if he had never met Elizabeth Taylor and decided “Holy poop, I just found the perfect look.” Thanks to James.
Photos: Daily Mail
Monica | August 28, 2008 at 4:31 pm
You know you’d hit it.
Deacon Jones | August 28, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Wow, I’m getting old.
Danklin24 | August 28, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Lmao that Katie Holmes thing was amazing.
Gar | August 28, 2008 at 4:34 pm
poor boy
Lola | August 28, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Is this a man or an anorexic woman? Either way, U.G.L.Y
To think, I used to masturbate to this pedophile’s “BAD” album… Sad, sad shame. He’s still the man though and one of the best performers around… Minus all the boy loving and “secret rooms”…. lol
mike jones | August 28, 2008 at 4:35 pm
yea no matter how fucked up he looks hes still god
rough daddy | August 28, 2008 at 4:36 pm
what the fuck hahaha
p0nk | August 28, 2008 at 4:40 pm
what’s black on the inside, white on the outside and comes in little cans?
rough daddy | August 28, 2008 at 4:42 pm
if he gets hit by a door its over!
Mikey | August 28, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Correction…Michael Jackson used to be HUMAN. Hey, what the fuc…I got some PJ’s like that!
jess | August 28, 2008 at 4:45 pm
i thought that was a wax figure at madame tussands….
MM | August 28, 2008 at 4:45 pm
My Grandmother wants her sunglasses back.
sdi | August 28, 2008 at 4:47 pm
PYT.
BlackBanana | August 28, 2008 at 4:50 pm
I loved him on Nip/Tuck.
rough daddy | August 28, 2008 at 4:51 pm
you know? hes the first celebrity to use vitro be a father! he is a pioneer after all!
pants921 | August 28, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Is he wearing his shoes on the wrong feet?
Old man he is | August 28, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Father Time has grabbed this freak hard. He looks tired and weak and I hope he dies in agony. He is a child molester and should actually have been beaten to death like 15 years ago or whenever.
He is physically declining and won’t be alive much longer I would venture.
Moon walking little faerie. Yeah that was soooooo cool, a guy dancing like a wack fag.
simplicity | August 28, 2008 at 5:04 pm
he was the man at one point.. now… not so much.
schmuck on wheels | August 28, 2008 at 5:07 pm
The missing link?
SqueakyWheel | August 28, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Looks like Janice Dickinson in drag (is that an oxymoron?)
missywissy | August 28, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Should say “Michael Jackson used to be a ‘man’ ” He’s been white for a long time. However, if he had breasts and shaved down the Ricky Martin chin, he would totally pass as a chick.
And by the way, anybody in here going on about how wonderful he is, this guy is a pedaphile and DON’T FORGET IT.
Randal | August 28, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Even after all you’ve been through Michael over the years, you’re still the King of Pop and no one has come even close to your legendary status since you broke out with Billy Jean.
Color of our skin is not what matters but rather, who and what we are within. You Michael, are a living example of the good many people in the world need to embrace.
You are the man in the mirror all other men wish they could be.
Randal
cbs16 | August 28, 2008 at 5:25 pm
@16
Yes….yes he is. He is indeed wearing his shoes on the wrong feet.
Nathiest | August 28, 2008 at 5:32 pm
No thanks really you can keep him we don’t want him on our side please take him back.
sharpeidude | August 28, 2008 at 5:35 pm
Where’s John Hinckley Jr. when you need him most? This has-been pedophile looney fuck should be sitting in Pelican Bay picking the broom handle splinters out of his ass; not out porking little boys and planning his fucking 50th birthday! Please, please God; just let him slip-up one more time and get caught trying to turn out a 4th grader.
sheila | August 28, 2008 at 5:36 pm
It’s call vitiligo! Google it once, educate yourself some.
jeramey | August 28, 2008 at 5:39 pm
wow, this guy is still alive?
Bigo | August 28, 2008 at 5:41 pm
He must wear pyjamas because he likes to think that it’s bed time all the time when he sees children!!
JIMBO | August 28, 2008 at 5:42 pm
I’D HIT THAT, REPEATEDLY.
Lola | August 28, 2008 at 5:52 pm
#22 you’re such a flaming fag dude…. I believe you were one of MJ’s little boytoys…. Did he call you bubbles Randy? HA…. But I totally agree with you on everything OTHER than the good example that others should follow… If that’s the case, all his fans are pedophiles just like him.
The rest of your comments are totally on the fag tip though so you’re on your own with that buddy boy
Anonymous | August 28, 2008 at 6:12 pm
Randal has been to one too many of Wacko’s “sleepovers”.
Maggie | August 28, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Gross.
Lynz | August 28, 2008 at 7:13 pm
It’s a girl!
JPRichardson | August 28, 2008 at 7:53 pm
For those of us who remember the peak of MJ’s career, this picture is painful.
And funny, in a painful way. He is truly agonizing.
NY Ted | August 28, 2008 at 10:04 pm
The KING of FREAKS is still the KING FREAKOID of the highest order on earth! He likes to wear the jamies…this way he can pull them down in a second to fuck his little boys up their little tight bum holes…all I can say is he better not be in Vegas when I’ll be there in 2 weeks. Glad I don’t stay at FAGGOT HOLLYWOOD!
sicasso | August 28, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Michael Jacksoin was never a God, a genius, an amazing performer, super-talented, or any of that bullshit. He was and always has been a clown masquerading as this “King of Pop” person. But, clearly, this King was overthrown long ago, unmasked as a psychologically devastated idiot-boy, and left to wither in a sea of his own delusion. Again, the cycle of Life and Death cannot reclaim this mistake soon enough. Looks like he could fall off a toilet and fracture his spine anyway, since he’s trying to make the Auschwitz Diet popular in his fairy tale world.
sicasso | August 28, 2008 at 10:13 pm
Michael Jackson was never a God, a genius, an amazing performer, super-talented, or any of that bullshit. He was and always has been a clown masquerading as this “King of Pop” person. But, clearly, this King was overthrown long ago, unmasked as a psychologically devastated idiot-boy, and left to wither in a sea of his own delusion. Again, the cycle of Life and Death cannot reclaim this mistake soon enough. Looks like he could fall off a toilet and fracture his spine anyway, since he’s trying to make the Auschwitz Diet popular in his fairy tale world.
ME | August 28, 2008 at 10:37 pm
WE are ALL GOD
bootlips | August 28, 2008 at 11:04 pm
I can’t knock the guy. If I were black and rich I’d spend my money trying to be white.
Randal must be hunted down and dissected | August 28, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Randal dude, what the fuck kind of medicine had Mary Poppins been putting in there with all that sugar? I think you are insane to tell you the truth. A keen eye for fashion and a blatant disregard for morality. Imbalanced I would say.
I think you would have kind words for Hitler. You know, since he was famous and all.
Wannabe Wigger | August 29, 2008 at 1:00 am
38. “God is dead.” – Nietzsche.
“Nietzsche is dead.” – God
It’s ironic that a famous Negro is trying to be a reclusive Wigger.
darkmorcel | August 29, 2008 at 2:29 am
holy moses ! he’s like a sick action figure !
neitu | August 29, 2008 at 3:08 am
I’d hit it. Then keep driving with it stuck to my wildshield.
Randal | August 29, 2008 at 3:48 am
I love bubble baths and long walks in the beach at night. I like to wear fishnet stockings and red lipstick whenever I go out.
Randal
Randal | August 29, 2008 at 4:02 am
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
Macaulay Culkin's Anus | August 29, 2008 at 4:10 am
Michael, I miss you, please call me back!
blanket | August 29, 2008 at 4:17 am
Dear Daddy:
Why is your pee pee standing up straight?
TheMirrorAintAsFriendly | August 29, 2008 at 4:20 am
Considering the way he has looked in the past he looks great there! Granted much better pre the many plastic surgeries, but still, great. Much better than in other recent outings.
Avi | August 29, 2008 at 6:27 am
In all fairness, this is probably the best I have seen the guy look in years! at least he looks real!
Amber Dextrose | August 29, 2008 at 6:55 am
I still stand by my theory that this Is in fact Katie Holmes (or at least will be soon) in a cunning trick by Tom Cruise.
At the point when no one can tell the difference they can safely be swapped, leaving TC2LTC and Katie to play with the Bubbles in Neverland.