Michael Jackson suffers cardiac arrest

June 25th, 2009 // 108 Comments

TMZ reports Michael Jackson was rushed to the hospital this afternoon after suffering cardiac arrest. Paramedics performed CPR in the ambulance, and his mother is en route.

So let’s say, hypothetically speaking, my first and audible reaction was “Man, I hope it’s not a children’s hospital.” Does that make me a bad person?

UPDATE: His brothers are on their way to UCLA, and Michael’s dad says he is “not doing well.” I see regret in my future.

Photos: WENN
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  1. skank

    YOUR A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!….GET A LIFE….. REAL LIKE

    R.I.P mj

  2. skank

    YOUR A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!….GET A LIFE….. REAL LIKE

    R.I.P mj

  3. Dave

    I glad that FREAK is dead. I don’t care about his family or his fans. All I care about are those kids he hurt. The world is a better place with him a rotting corpse.

  4. kevin

    I don’t care what anyone thinks,
    You don’t have to care, and I’m not saying you have to, what I’m about to say..

    I just want to let you all know I do feel bad for him because he left behind his children and a wife… BUT what he did was wrong… (that is if he really did do the things the media says)

    he will be missed, he is a legend.. he is micheal jackson. We all are people.. we all die..
    AND FOR ALL YOU BASTARDS SAYING RIP MICHEAL AND OH I LOVE YOU ‘BLAH BLAH BLAH’ IF I WOULD OF ASKED YOU ABOUT MICHEAL BEFORE ANYONE KNEW HE WAS DEAD I’M SURE YOU WOULD SAY ‘EWW THAT CHILD MOLESTER’ BUT NOW YOU WANT TO TAKE IS SIDE, STFU AND GTFO

  5. Robert Paston

    Michael Jackson – The Legend

    1) Paid off the Chandlers to avoid charges of child abuse
    2) Book which had nude pictures of young children found at Neverland ranch when it was searched
    3) Two other children on Police record as having been abused but didnt wish to press charges
    4) Admits to sleeping with children in his bed on an internationally broadcast TV programme
    5) His own sister accuses him of being a paedophile before withdrawing her statement
    6) Dangles his own child from a balcony at a hotel because he got carried away in the excitement
    7) Writes horror story which has his own children being attacked by a child abuser and murderer

    Yep trully Michael Jackson…….the Legend

  6. superstar

    #16, you’re a cunt. In fact, all those against him are, just taking every little bit of bullshit the media spoon feeds you.

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