TMZ reports Michael Jackson was rushed to the hospital this afternoon after suffering cardiac arrest. Paramedics performed CPR in the ambulance, and his mother is en route.
So let’s say, hypothetically speaking, my first and audible reaction was “Man, I hope it’s not a children’s hospital.” Does that make me a bad person?
UPDATE: His brothers are on their way to UCLA, and Michael’s dad says he is “not doing well.” I see regret in my future.
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ruh roh
Just beat it.
He looked at a Playboy spread…poor guy (girl)?
Yes
They say bad things come in 3s. Ed McMahon. Farrah Fawcett. and now maybe Michael Jackson?????
He fucked you losers up the ass
Pastor: “God is neither black nor white, male nor female, straight nor gay.”
Pastor’s Daughter: “Daddy, Is God Michael Jackson?”
It’s the rule of thirds. First Ed McMahon, then Farrah Fawcett…MJ’s gonna bite the bullet, I can feel it.
‘So let’s say, hypothetically speaking, my first and audible reaction was “Man, I hope it’s not a children’s hospital.” Does that make me a bad person?’
No, it makes you one of the many people who remembers that this guy is quite likely a pedophile who bought his way out of going to jail.
He probably saw a bagina for the first time……
I’m curious what he puts down as ethnicity when the paperwork is being filled out…
TEE He
Thriller – Best album ever.
And cardiac arrest? Must be from the anorexia
He went into cardiac arrest when he heard that at a big store boys pants were half off.
RIP Micheal :’(
I hope no one had to do mouth to mouth, can you imagine…
“ugh, so that’s what 8 yr old tastes like!”
Probably just a ploy to get out of his craptastic tour obligations. Seriously.
Would make for a great apartment in the sky though, don’t ya think?
Ed, Farrah, and Michael. What a party that would be, except no children for Michael to touch…he’ll probably just sulk in the corner…grabbing his crotch.
I thought “Off The Wall” was his best personally. All became irrelevent after it became obvious he likes children more than girls (over 18). Anything that occupies his time so he can’t do children is a good thing. If this it for him that too is a good thing.
Dear #2– your comment made me spit half-chewed carrots out of my mouth.
…still laughing as I clean the keyboard
Ed McMahon, Farrah and Michael for the three-peat.
Well… They say it happens in 3′s… But, I sure hope hope Michael gets through this. It would be a huge loss for the music industry.
TMZ is reporting he’s dead.
And now he died. WOW! Didnt see that coming! RIP
OMG Michael just died…. RIP you were loved by many…
And now he died. WOW! Didnt see that coming! RIP
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15 – He’s not dead yet?
It sucks though.
God struck him down.
Don’t you dare mourn for this unrepentant sinner.
I hope this fucker suffers. In the old days before American society was stolen from us by we all know who, this freak of human self-indulgence would have disappeared and been beaten out in the woods somewhere.
As for the homo that thinks that any of his shit is good music I truly pity your lack of intellect. This fag was an entertainer and a wierdo singer and nothing more. Yeah “Off the Wall was ok” for light mindless background music.
Die nutcake.
Oh no…. I seriously hope this isn’t true. *tears*
In an ironic twist, he triggered a fatal heart attack while choking on a tiny penis.
Well, at least he’ll never decompose.
Aaaanndd I am wrong. RIP.
RIP gloved-one
I just got a txt that he died, went online to TMZ and they are saying the same thing. A few other news sites are reporting the same.
Holy crap
damn. i remember moonwalking infront of my tv as a kid. :(
we’ll miss u michael. the original king of pop.
He is dead!!! Update this crap
I’m going to miss you so much, you made me feel so special.
Well that’s one way to get out of having to pay back your creditors.
“RIP”?????????????????
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. The very last person who will be permitted to “rest in peace” is a fucking degenerate child molester like this sick fuck. Along with – listen up, retards – his sick fucking “fans”.
He has died, according to TMZ
I don’t believe TMZ. No actual news source is reporting that MJ is dead.
No major news outlets have reported him dead yet. Don’t jump the gun. TMZ is not a credited news organization, remember.
TMZ has just reported him dead.
Yes, that comment actually makes you a real A-HOLE!
I wonder if they’ll cremate him or just light the wick in his head and let him slowly burn away to strains of Billy Jean.
He didn’t die, there’s no DNA left to prove it’s him. He had it bleached, and plastic surgeried out.
Even if the worst should happen, always remember the words of the great Jennifer Aniston: “There are no regrets in life, just….lessons.”
haha “boys pants half off” that’s a good one.
I admit, all I’m really thinking about now is porking Jennifer Aniston in the ass.
It’s not just TMZ, go to news.google.com and type in “michael jackson dead” – it’s all over the news
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