Michael Jackson sucks balls, not children’s
Michael Jackson made his stage comeback yesterday night in London at the World Music Awards, but reviews have been incredibly bad, some calling it a flop, an “embarrassing comeback”, and the Sun even gave it a one out of a possible five stars. Reports also mention that he only sang four lines and couldn’t hit his high notes. And to make sure the entire night was dedicated to mediocrity, Lindsay Lohan hosted the show, but was booed twice when she messed up her lines. The only way the event could’ve been any more of a joke is if they invited somebody like Paris Hilton to attend. Oh wait, check.