Michael Jackson made his stage comeback yesterday night in London at the World Music Awards, but reviews have been incredibly bad, some calling it a flop, an “embarrassing comeback”, and the Sun even gave it a one out of a possible five stars. Reports also mention that he only sang four lines and couldn’t hit his high notes. And to make sure the entire night was dedicated to mediocrity, Lindsay Lohan hosted the show, but was booed twice when she messed up her lines. The only way the event could’ve been any more of a joke is if they invited somebody like Paris Hilton to attend. Oh wait, check.
Selassie | November 16, 2006 at 8:55 am
FIRST
Selassie | November 16, 2006 at 8:56 am
I am so awesome… what was this about?
Brain Embolism | November 16, 2006 at 8:56 am
YEEEE HEEEE!!!
jrzmommy | November 16, 2006 at 8:57 am
Memorandum
To: World
From: Jrzmommy
Subject: Michael Jackson
HE’S A FUCKING CHILD MOLSTER–REMEMBER?!! STOP INVITING HIM TO SHIT.
Binky | November 16, 2006 at 8:58 am
I’m seeing double – maybe I’m getting a wonky eye.
| November 16, 2006 at 8:59 am
BLOHAN IS COVERED WITH SCALES… or at least her dress is!
Brain Embolism | November 16, 2006 at 9:00 am
New post at “The Angry Ferrets.”
It’s about fucking deer!
It makes this post look like yesterdays news.
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones
fearsarewishes | November 16, 2006 at 9:03 am
Q: Why does Michael Jackson love K Mart?
A: Because young boy’s pants are always half off!
Thank you. Thank you very much. Really, you are too kind. Thanks so much. Safe ride home, eveyone. Good night!
jrzmommy | November 16, 2006 at 9:06 am
What soup does Michael Jackson order at Chinese restaurants? Cream of Sum Young Guy
RichPort | November 16, 2006 at 9:07 am
The only comeback MJ likes is the one he’s looking down at when he sprays the back of a preteen.
Why does Lohan look like a stewardess on Singapore Airlines?
BoognishRising | November 16, 2006 at 9:12 am
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
yourlordandgod | November 16, 2006 at 9:14 am
enough with the constant pimping for ferret’s site, it’s a one-note blog, completely unremarkable in the blogosphere.
86 | November 16, 2006 at 9:17 am
I love you guys.
86 | November 16, 2006 at 9:20 am
Hey…what’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other fucks little boys.
Brain Embolism | November 16, 2006 at 9:20 am
@13 yourlordandgod – I know your a fucking troll because this is the first time you’ve used that name on the Fish.
DO NOT make me ANGRY!
YOU WILL NOT LIKE THE RESULTS!!!
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New post at “The Angry Ferrets.”
It’s about fucking deer!
It makes this post look like yesterdays news.
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones
yourlordandgod | November 16, 2006 at 9:22 am
one-note, played yet again. simpleton.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | November 16, 2006 at 9:23 am
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pile of dead babies?
I don’t have Michael Jackson in my garage.
As a sidenote, Lindsay Lohan’s vagina smells like diarrhea.
jrzmommy | November 16, 2006 at 9:24 am
#13 Yourlordandgod: Is your name Bryan Hathaway by any chance?
commissioner | November 16, 2006 at 9:28 am
MY lordandgod does not post on websites. He’s too busy smiting (smoting), fuck it, killing evil people.
HolisticWisdomcom | November 16, 2006 at 9:29 am
I thought being a celebrity has become less about entertainment theatrically and more about them just bumbling around acting like idiots. I think they are doing their jobs well.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
RichPort | November 16, 2006 at 9:32 am
So is it my lord and god together, as in in two separate holy entities fighting crime like Batman and Robin, Cagney and Lacey, or Starsky and Hutch? Or is it simply one holier-than-thou smite-meister reaffirming that it is in fact both lord and god? Please clarify.
Italian Stallion | November 16, 2006 at 9:32 am
Did you guy’s know there is a new post at Angry Ferrets?
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones
I hope I don’t piss my lordandgod off, might get struck with lightning……..
calicojack | November 16, 2006 at 9:32 am
@15…hahahaha
why does lohan look presentable? its so much harder to hate her…
slantingthroughdarkness | November 16, 2006 at 9:33 am
Lindsay only made it halfway through the show because she fell down some stairs and hurt herself.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
calicojack | November 16, 2006 at 9:33 am
15…hahahahaha
why does lohan look presentable? it’s so much harder to hate her…
Ed Bambrick | November 16, 2006 at 9:34 am
Blohan looks remarkably good for someone who’s about to hit 50!
calicojack | November 16, 2006 at 9:34 am
15…hahahahaha
why does lohan look presentable? it’s so much harder to hate ther that way.
RichPort | November 16, 2006 at 9:38 am
#16 & #23 – Did you guys hear there’s a new post at AFJones?
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones
(to quote Jim Carey: Smite me, O mighty smiter!)
veggi | November 16, 2006 at 9:39 am
who dresses that girl? Michael Jackson?
enfilade | November 16, 2006 at 9:42 am
Man, she is looking haggard.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
biatcho | November 16, 2006 at 9:44 am
All, since I did not give frenchtoaststix its rightful props yesterday for being the first of eleven posters to make the funny about ladles I am going to repost it so we can all see how good & great & astoundingly funny frenchtoaststix is:
Posted by frenchtoaststix on November 15, 2006 9:44 AM
It looks like “ladles look out.” Perhaps Bioplant is right; he’s on the sauce. I have a spatula that I could whack him upside the head with.
Jackass makes his “S” look like a 3; wheer did he goe to skewl?
Tracie | November 16, 2006 at 9:47 am
Favorite Lindsay Lohan quote: “Paris is a cunt.”
Favorite Michael Jackson quote: “Oh yeah, that’s it Macaulay, right there.”
wedgeone | November 16, 2006 at 9:50 am
#32
Sarcasm . . . I recognize that.
yourlordandgod | November 16, 2006 at 9:51 am
if by “new” you mean yet more of the same, sure, there’s a “new” post over at the one-note ferret. but you can pretty much just read one post anywhere on the site and be done with it. but it might hold lasting appeal for angry autistics.
Tracie | November 16, 2006 at 9:54 am
#35 Autisitcs are only socially impaired and typically bright, not retarted, like you.
Tracie | November 16, 2006 at 9:55 am
Autistics are also better spellers!
Brain Embolism | November 16, 2006 at 9:58 am
Yeeeah RichPort, Stallion, commissioner and jrzmommy, I did here of a new post over at the Angry Ferrets awesome blog.
Something about butt-slamming a deer!
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones
Lolo | November 16, 2006 at 10:00 am
Has anyone looked into chemically castrating Michael Jackson, by force if necessary? I’m just saying.
veggi | November 16, 2006 at 10:02 am
that ferret site is stupid- and it just made me an involuntary bulimic.
ponk | November 16, 2006 at 10:07 am
Parisite, Blohan, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar…
Awards ceremony? sounds more like a circus.
…oh and a new post on AFJ’s site.
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones
CelebSlam.com | November 16, 2006 at 10:11 am
She looks like the goddamned Joker with the look on her face
http://www.celebslam.com
Tits_McGhee | November 16, 2006 at 10:12 am
I hope Lindsay Lohan dies. I sincerely mean that.
Brain Embolism | November 16, 2006 at 10:14 am
@40 veggi – I know your ‘lordand-douchebag’ from post #13 above.
You’re not fooling anybody, that’s another name never used before on theSuperficial.
New post at “The Angry Ferrets.”
It’s about butt-slamming a deer!
It makes this post look like yesterdays news.
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones
jrzmommy | November 16, 2006 at 10:15 am
veggi: yeah ferret’s site is not for everybody…especially douchebag mongoloids like yourself with the intelligence quotient of a crushed aluminum can.
LoneWolf | November 16, 2006 at 10:17 am
Daddy likee those shoes. Who’s wearing them kinda spoils it, though……
LaLa Ballsac | November 16, 2006 at 10:21 am
I just want to know who the hell does this girl’s makeup. It is always so hideously bad! The more makeup they slap on her, the worse she looks. She’s starting to look like a drag queen version of herself.
Someone should really tell her less is more with makeup – especially when she could totally work the all natural “girl next door” look. That shade of pink lipstick is so freaking hard to pull off anyway but with the heavy eye makeup she comes off looking like a junior high girl who’s just learning to use makeup and who just keeps using way too much trying to be “glamourous”.
She’s only 20, but with all the makeup she’s looking like a rode-hard 45. She was so cute and fresh looking in Mean Girls, that really was a good look for her and I would love to see her get back to that.
lostopoly | November 16, 2006 at 10:23 am
She looks bloated and 50. In 5 years, Elizabeth Taylor will look fresh next to her.
| November 16, 2006 at 10:24 am
I LOVE ANGRY FERRET! His new post is fabulous!
JoannieBalonie | November 16, 2006 at 10:25 am
Why?
Why do her boobs sag so low?
Why is her hair in a a fugly messy pony tail?
Why does it look like she’s ready to give the mic head in the second picture?
Why does she look 10 years old in that 3rd picture?
WWWWHHHHHYYYY?
I know its just ONLY the WORLD MUSIC AWARDs in LONDON, but come on…….Deam she sucks ass!
danielle | November 16, 2006 at 10:30 am
if you go to popsugar.com, there’s a story on page 2 about how lindsay is GQ’s obssession of the year. she supposedly gave an interview at her hotel about how bulimia and anorexia nervosa are the new “trends” in hollywood and that she doesn’t eat. they also posted a video as well. (gag) the site also has photos of her acting as if she’s on crack. pretty amusing…almost as amusing as the broad being “obsession of the year”.