Michael Jackson made his stage comeback yesterday night in London at the World Music Awards, but reviews have been incredibly bad, some calling it a flop, an “embarrassing comeback”, and the Sun even gave it a one out of a possible five stars. Reports also mention that he only sang four lines and couldn’t hit his high notes. And to make sure the entire night was dedicated to mediocrity, Lindsay Lohan hosted the show, but was booed twice when she messed up her lines. The only way the event could’ve been any more of a joke is if they invited somebody like Paris Hilton to attend. Oh wait, check.
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I am so awesome… what was this about?
YEEEE HEEEE!!!
Memorandum
To: World
From: Jrzmommy
Subject: Michael Jackson
HE’S A FUCKING CHILD MOLSTER–REMEMBER?!! STOP INVITING HIM TO SHIT.
I’m seeing double – maybe I’m getting a wonky eye.
BLOHAN IS COVERED WITH SCALES… or at least her dress is!
New post at “The Angry Ferrets.”
It’s about fucking deer!
It makes this post look like yesterdays news.
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones
Q: Why does Michael Jackson love K Mart?
A: Because young boy’s pants are always half off!
Thank you. Thank you very much. Really, you are too kind. Thanks so much. Safe ride home, eveyone. Good night!
What soup does Michael Jackson order at Chinese restaurants? Cream of Sum Young Guy
The only comeback MJ likes is the one he’s looking down at when he sprays the back of a preteen.
Why does Lohan look like a stewardess on Singapore Airlines?
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’s dreams every night?
Hanson.
enough with the constant pimping for ferret’s site, it’s a one-note blog, completely unremarkable in the blogosphere.
I love you guys.
Hey…what’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other fucks little boys.
@13 yourlordandgod – I know your a fucking troll because this is the first time you’ve used that name on the Fish.
DO NOT make me ANGRY!
YOU WILL NOT LIKE THE RESULTS!!!
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New post at “The Angry Ferrets.”
It’s about fucking deer!
It makes this post look like yesterdays news.
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones
one-note, played yet again. simpleton.
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pile of dead babies?
I don’t have Michael Jackson in my garage.
As a sidenote, Lindsay Lohan’s vagina smells like diarrhea.
#13 Yourlordandgod: Is your name Bryan Hathaway by any chance?
MY lordandgod does not post on websites. He’s too busy smiting (smoting), fuck it, killing evil people.
I thought being a celebrity has become less about entertainment theatrically and more about them just bumbling around acting like idiots. I think they are doing their jobs well.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
So is it my lord and god together, as in in two separate holy entities fighting crime like Batman and Robin, Cagney and Lacey, or Starsky and Hutch? Or is it simply one holier-than-thou smite-meister reaffirming that it is in fact both lord and god? Please clarify.
Did you guy’s know there is a new post at Angry Ferrets?
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones
I hope I don’t piss my lordandgod off, might get struck with lightning……..
@15…hahahaha
why does lohan look presentable? its so much harder to hate her…
Lindsay only made it halfway through the show because she fell down some stairs and hurt herself.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
15…hahahahaha
why does lohan look presentable? it’s so much harder to hate her…
Blohan looks remarkably good for someone who’s about to hit 50!
15…hahahahaha
why does lohan look presentable? it’s so much harder to hate ther that way.
#16 & #23 – Did you guys hear there’s a new post at AFJones?
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones
(to quote Jim Carey: Smite me, O mighty smiter!)
who dresses that girl? Michael Jackson?
Man, she is looking haggard.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
All, since I did not give frenchtoaststix its rightful props yesterday for being the first of eleven posters to make the funny about ladles I am going to repost it so we can all see how good & great & astoundingly funny frenchtoaststix is:
Posted by frenchtoaststix on November 15, 2006 9:44 AM
It looks like “ladles look out.” Perhaps Bioplant is right; he’s on the sauce. I have a spatula that I could whack him upside the head with.
Jackass makes his “S” look like a 3; wheer did he goe to skewl?
Favorite Lindsay Lohan quote: “Paris is a cunt.”
Favorite Michael Jackson quote: “Oh yeah, that’s it Macaulay, right there.”
#32
Sarcasm . . . I recognize that.
if by “new” you mean yet more of the same, sure, there’s a “new” post over at the one-note ferret. but you can pretty much just read one post anywhere on the site and be done with it. but it might hold lasting appeal for angry autistics.
#35 Autisitcs are only socially impaired and typically bright, not retarted, like you.
Autistics are also better spellers!
Yeeeah RichPort, Stallion, commissioner and jrzmommy, I did here of a new post over at the Angry Ferrets awesome blog.
Something about butt-slamming a deer!
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones
Has anyone looked into chemically castrating Michael Jackson, by force if necessary? I’m just saying.
that ferret site is stupid- and it just made me an involuntary bulimic.
Parisite, Blohan, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar…
Awards ceremony? sounds more like a circus.
…oh and a new post on AFJ’s site.
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones
She looks like the goddamned Joker with the look on her face
http://www.celebslam.com
I hope Lindsay Lohan dies. I sincerely mean that.
@40 veggi – I know your ‘lordand-douchebag’ from post #13 above.
You’re not fooling anybody, that’s another name never used before on theSuperficial.
New post at “The Angry Ferrets.”
It’s about butt-slamming a deer!
It makes this post look like yesterdays news.
http://www.xanga.com/Angry_Ferret_Jones
veggi: yeah ferret’s site is not for everybody…especially douchebag mongoloids like yourself with the intelligence quotient of a crushed aluminum can.
Daddy likee those shoes. Who’s wearing them kinda spoils it, though……
I just want to know who the hell does this girl’s makeup. It is always so hideously bad! The more makeup they slap on her, the worse she looks. She’s starting to look like a drag queen version of herself.
Someone should really tell her less is more with makeup – especially when she could totally work the all natural “girl next door” look. That shade of pink lipstick is so freaking hard to pull off anyway but with the heavy eye makeup she comes off looking like a junior high girl who’s just learning to use makeup and who just keeps using way too much trying to be “glamourous”.
She’s only 20, but with all the makeup she’s looking like a rode-hard 45. She was so cute and fresh looking in Mean Girls, that really was a good look for her and I would love to see her get back to that.
She looks bloated and 50. In 5 years, Elizabeth Taylor will look fresh next to her.
I LOVE ANGRY FERRET! His new post is fabulous!
Why?
Why do her boobs sag so low?
Why is her hair in a a fugly messy pony tail?
Why does it look like she’s ready to give the mic head in the second picture?
Why does she look 10 years old in that 3rd picture?
WWWWHHHHHYYYY?
I know its just ONLY the WORLD MUSIC AWARDs in LONDON, but come on…….Deam she sucks ass!
if you go to popsugar.com, there’s a story on page 2 about how lindsay is GQ’s obssession of the year. she supposedly gave an interview at her hotel about how bulimia and anorexia nervosa are the new “trends” in hollywood and that she doesn’t eat. they also posted a video as well. (gag) the site also has photos of her acting as if she’s on crack. pretty amusing…almost as amusing as the broad being “obsession of the year”.