Michael Jackson returns, possibly with a vengeance


Michael Jackson arrived in Las Vegas over the weekend, the day after his dad vowed his son would never return to the United States. Michael has been living part-time in a castle in Ireland with his three kids, and has returned to Vegas where he plans on relaunching his career with a big comeback. Vegas dealmaker Jack Wishna says:

“We are working on several projects. One of the greatest entertainers in the world is poised to return to the top of the entertainment world soon.”

I’m not sure if “top of the entertainment world” is the proper phrase here. Biggest circus tent maybe. Or local children’s hospital. I’d even accept the imaginary world of Neverland. But “top of the entertainment world” seems a little ambitious for a guy I can’t look at without peeing my pants a little.