Michael Jackson preferred an audience while pissing in jars

February 9th, 2010 // 63 Comments

So apparently Michael Jackson liked to pee in jars while people watched. Why not? TMZ reports:

TMZ first published the autopsy findings yesterday. Among the items found in the bedroom where Dr. Conrad Murray was treating Michael Jackson — “a closed bottle of urine atop a chair.”
Back in November, we posted a story about Dr. Arnold Klein, who told us that Michael Jackson had a habit of peeing in cups and other objects, often in front of others.
Dr. Klein told TMZ today Jackson would pee in any object that was available and it all stemmed from necessity. “That’s how he peed,” Klein said.

I don’t know about you, but this is the first news item about Michael Jackson that actually makes him sound normal to me. No, really, he’s basically a slight variation of that guy who randomly starts talking to you at the urinal. Sure, we’re complete strangers, but our dicks are out so why not talk about the weather? You really can’t argue with that logic.

Photos: WENN

  1. abdo

    you’re just pathetic same way all the losers who comment here
    The Man is FAUKEN DEAD for GOD”S SAKE
    It’s over..you fauken hear it losers..IT”S FAUKEN OVER
    He’s in better place I’m sure he is beacuse only his message was love through music and he didn’t do that for shitty money because he gave half his fortune to charity what a child molester could ever do that you stupid pricks!!!!!!!!!

  2. You people who still think he’s guilty even after being acquitted on ALL 14 charges are amazing. You’re probably the same ones who will say Murray is not guilty when the jury decides he is guilty. The medical board has already said he is a danger to the public. Google dearconradmurray . com and read it. It’s under documents.

    You people are amazing.

  3. Theresa

    Do people actually believe some of the rubbish Dr Klein is talking about?? Obviously they do and that is what is wrong with America. People need to make up their own minds and stop buying into the tabloid stories. The negative comments say a lot more about the people making them than it does about Michael Jackson. You sad sorry lot….go get a life.

  4. LOL @ the last pic… actually looks like he’s demo’ing his peeing skills right there on stage.

  5. too many losers here

    i’m with #24, #25, #33. #47 and others who said he’s DEAD let him R.I.P.

    People bashing him on this site are hilarious. He’s a music legend and always will be, gave so much to charity (literally hundreds of millions of dollars)…and now he’s dead and people are still spreading lies or malicious stuff about him. He’s too good for this world..or at least for all the haters

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  7. Hi Guy’s,
    Michael Jackson did nothing to hurt anybody it was the white people that made him go crazy he should have started messing with certain white people because those are the most hateful people in the world…

  8. Pat

    Cracks me up, Big Boi (and all the other black self-proclaimed ‘victims’ out there). Every time a black person fucks up, or does something monstrous, as MJ clearly was, and clearly did, it is automatically the white people’s fault.Blah, blah, blah. Can’t you find something else to whine about than that old tired excuse for everything? The way that MJ ended up couldn’t have anything to do with the sickness that ran through his family, and that runs through the black American family, or the fact that his father was an abusive creep. No, it has to be all about those demon white people. I hate to tell you, but when he was alive, most of the people that adored him around the world were white, yellow, red, brown. To the black people he was an embarassment – a black man trying to be white. The black people didn’t really consider him ‘black enough’. It was only when he died, which somehow you have amazingly made the the white man’s fault again, that the black community seemed to suddenly remember that he was at one point black. You have a way of doing that – making dead black people who were nothing in real life, into heroes and martyrs in their deaths. I am sure you also consider it the white folk who forced poor, poor Michael to make himself white, who made him hate himself to the point of disfiguring augmentations to his appearance, who forced him to become a child molester, and who administered those terrible drugs to him as if they were candy. But wait! I could have sworn that his doctor was a black man. Hmmm. I suppose that black doctor did not get a good enough education in this white man’s world to be able to responsibly administer drugs to his patients. I am sure that if he were a white doctor he would have been given a better education. Again, blah, blah blah, and on and on we go with the same old tired story. When will you ‘african’ Americans stop blaming every damn thing that goes wrong in your lives on the white people? You have been given every accomodation, for decades, to redeem your lives and to get educations and become something other than what you are. You have had handouts, you have had special programs set up for you, special college funds, special organizations and social programs devoted to your growth and advancement. Yet you still want to use the old and tired strategy of blame, rather than do what most adults in this world have to do … take responsibility for your own life and to look to your own actions when things in your lives fuck up. Try being a middle class, middle aged, white person in this society. Try getting a job. Try getting help from the government. Try finding a program out there to help you out when you need it. No, don’t try it, because there ain’t anything out there for the white people, unless they are rich. So shut the fuck up about how few rights you have. That is such an old, tired, and totally gutless response to everything. Black people are the biggest bigots on the planet because to them it is all about race. It is all about how horrible white people are. It is all about the hate that they themselves possess and the stereotypes that they themselves harbor in their pea-brains.

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