Michael Jackson preferred an audience while pissing in jars

February 9th, 2010 // 63 Comments

So apparently Michael Jackson liked to pee in jars while people watched. Why not? TMZ reports:

TMZ first published the autopsy findings yesterday. Among the items found in the bedroom where Dr. Conrad Murray was treating Michael Jackson — “a closed bottle of urine atop a chair.”
Back in November, we posted a story about Dr. Arnold Klein, who told us that Michael Jackson had a habit of peeing in cups and other objects, often in front of others.
Dr. Klein told TMZ today Jackson would pee in any object that was available and it all stemmed from necessity. “That’s how he peed,” Klein said.

I don’t know about you, but this is the first news item about Michael Jackson that actually makes him sound normal to me. No, really, he’s basically a slight variation of that guy who randomly starts talking to you at the urinal. Sure, we’re complete strangers, but our dicks are out so why not talk about the weather? You really can’t argue with that logic.

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  1. bb

    MJ = piece of shit.

  2. Richard McBeef

    Better jars than little boys butts.

  3. titsonsnack

    Dude was a freaking kiddie touching piece of shit. People love him because he wrote good music and spoke in a soft, meek voice and was therefore not threatening. If he spoke like a normal black dude in a normal black dude’s voice everyone would agree he was a fucked up perv.

  4. big fat bob

    who cares – i pee in jars too …
    so much losers.

  5. Linestepper

    Hey I do that when I’m playing a marathon session of Mass Effect, maybe he’s a gamer too. Oh, except for the in front of people part….that’s uh, that’s just weird.

  6. Rougher than rocco

    -What young kids with no dates didnt have a bottle of piss by his bed. Not sure about a 50 year old though…

    -I was surprise to see Micheal had a black doctor. He’s probably dead because he broke his own rule.

  7. Jade

    FREAK FREAK FREAK. If he weren’t “Micheal Jackson” everyone would say what a freak and be grossed out. But because it is who it is everyone is like well that’s just what he did and it is ok. No it wasn’t ok and he was a freak. A child molesting freak.

  8. No GayTards

    He probably pissed in front of the children too. His reasoning would be that it is natural and he’s just one of the kids….FREAK!!!

  9. How very Howard Hughes of him.

  10. Yeah … like Klein is a paragon of honesty and accuracy. I’m guessing that he was catheterized while under heavy sedation, hence the bottle of urine. Should it have been there? Probably not. But I’m hardly gonna take the word of a troll like Klein.

  11. Savalas

    File this under “Nothing I’ll ever find out posthumously about Michael Jackson will surprise me.”

  12. 3rdfloor

    I wonder if he pooped in jars too…

  13. To be honest nothing surprises me when it comes to Jacko. He was clearly a very strange guy with severe problems.

  14. Vas Deferens

    Michael Jackson peed out Thriller.

  15. God of Thunder

    Ray used piss jugs. “Way of the road Bubs. Way of the road.”

  16. Big Boi

    Michael Jackson did nothing to hurt anybody it was the white people that made him go crazy he should have started messing with certain white people because those are the most hateful people in the world. I am black and i have to live with these stereotypes everyday it’s like im tired to living in this world, im ready to go home and see my father… you cant get there being hateful

  17. yuki

    kim kardashian is totally having an orgasm about this.

  18. lil boy

    i wish he pee’d on me ):

  19. r k

    I didn’t like him before he died, and his dying didn’t change that.

    I was aghast at the spectacle of mourners; like he was some kind of idol to be admired and imitated.

  20. fitzwilly

    When confronted by authorities about his penchant for peeing in jars (and the mouths of little boys), Michael Jackson responded, “It’s charming.”

  21. FattDoll

    bb = entire BLOCK of shit!

  22. kingofbeer

    big deal, “skilled” World of Warcraft players pee in jars all the time and poop in socks.

  23. Alex

    I think it’s sad that y’all morose motherfuckers always have to report about the weird shit, but leave out significant stuff from the autopsy/corner’s report like that Michael indeed suffered from vitiligo and didn’t “bleach” his skin.

    For years y’all have been taunting this sad man and said some ignorant shit about him not wanting to be black and that he’s fucking weird for bleaching his skin and what not – and now when you have proof he didn’t bleached his skin ain’t nobody have no regret about it and at least came come out and be regretful.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if he indeed pissed in cups – as long as he didn’t drink the piss then it’s fine by me, his MUSIC still sounds as good as usual, right?!

  24. rachel

    Firstly. He’s dead!
    Secondly: let the poor guy rest in peace!

  25. noname

    You didn’t mention that the autopsy findings also mentioned a box of catheters nearby. If anyone actually stopped to think about it, it was probably something to do with that. If the guy was heavily sedated I really doubt he would’ve been standing there peeing into little jars. People just can’t help but make up absolute shit to try get a bit of gossip and rumours going- and whats worse is people actually “buy into” this garvage and beleive it!!! Ridiculous! Let him R.I.P.

  26. God

    Every once in a while I like to rip a big one.

  27. havoc

    I’m pretty sure Michael Jackson peed sitting down.

    Like Peter Pan.

    Or John Wayne Gacy.

    .

  28. “I’m Spider Man!”

  29. Boxy Brown

    So if he peed in jars where did he shit? In shoe boxes?

  30. lol i wonder how much one of those jars would sell for on ebay?

  31. Clorox

    To the simian simpleton above @24 – Alex:
    Your child molesting hero had his skin bleached to match his diseased part dumbass! Now explain the white lady wig, stupid! You poor demented and ignorant soullless animal, idolizing a pervert.

  32. Fati87

    Fish, I really hate you for dragging Michael Jackson’s name through the mud after his death. You are a fucking piece of shit if you cant’ let him rest in peace.

    And to the rest of you brainwashed morons, it would do you a world of good to get your fucking heads out of your asses and actually get an opinion of your own instead of believing everything you are told. The worst crap in the world begins with the blessing of clueless idiots like you that can be fed any lies and recruited into anything. God, I hate stupid people.

  33. Fati87

    @32

    Simpleton? Really? I suppose you yourself are very complex and smart because you keep harping on the biggest UNPROVEN media scandal ever? It takes so much brain to repeat everything you hear! Weeeee!

  34. blah

    I’m a pisser..Too many beers..I’m pissin, could be a neighbors car, pet..in a mailbox. I don’t even understand why I do it. Say we met, became quick friends..Chances are, when I come over for a barbeque, we drink a few, we high five..Im takin a leak in your flowerpot in the family room. It happens, but you won’t care, Cuz we’re Boys Right? I’m also a Championship Sharter….Ladies? Aw Yeah, Holla at’cha Boy…Then bring your boy a fresh set.
    PISS….Out.

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  36. me

    18- THAT was funny.

    25- you got it all wrong. It’s more like this…

    Firstly – he molested a ten year old cancer patient.
    Secondly – he is probably still alive and faked his own death to pay his bills because nobody but idiots liked him and he was going broke depending on them and he knew he could get a lot more idiots to “celebrate his life” if he was “dead”.

    If Conrad Murray does not go to jail, or goes for like two weeks and is released, MJ is still alive and soaking up all this attention and $$$ like a sponge.

  37. Annie Likes Anal

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  40. Doc Schweinstrudel

    I literary feel sick reading the article and some of the comments where people write they do it too cause they are gamers. Die already you worthless !!!

  41. Dan Fouts

    How ‘fitting’. You speak of MJ”s penis while running your mouth.
    Gobble gobble.

  42. wizeguy

    nuthin’ wrong with piss jars ..
    coulda pissed into the air like some do ..
    day-um!

  43. “Sure, we’re complete strangers, but our dicks are out so why not talk about the weather?”

    LOL

  44. Patty

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  45. MJ also had so many enemas that it ruined his inner ass to the point he would shit uncontrollably, so he started to shove tampons up his ass. I wonder if the Medical Examiner pulled a few out?

  46. Anne marie

    I HAVE NEVER READ SUCH VULGAR THINGS ABOUT A DEAD PERSON!! I DONT KNOW HOW SOME OF YOU CAN WRITE THE THINGS THAT YOU ARE WRITING!! YOU ALL HAVE ZERO PROOF OF THE DISGUSTING THINGS YOU ARE WRITING.. SHAME ON YOU ALL..

  47. bb

    #22 = child molesting lover piece of shit.

  48. BOOBY TRAP

    This claim is the work of a cowardly libellous klutz. Don’t believe it, you don’t need delusions in your brain.

  49. Mike Rophown

    This claim is the work of a cowardly libellous klutz. Don’t believe it, you don’t need delusions in your brain.

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