Michael Jackson preferred an audience while pissing in jars

The Superficial / February 9, 2010

So apparently Michael Jackson liked to pee in jars while people watched. Why not? TMZ reports:

TMZ first published the autopsy findings yesterday. Among the items found in the bedroom where Dr. Conrad Murray was treating Michael Jackson — “a closed bottle of urine atop a chair.”
Back in November, we posted a story about Dr. Arnold Klein, who told us that Michael Jackson had a habit of peeing in cups and other objects, often in front of others.
Dr. Klein told TMZ today Jackson would pee in any object that was available and it all stemmed from necessity. “That’s how he peed,” Klein said.

I don’t know about you, but this is the first news item about Michael Jackson that actually makes him sound normal to me. No, really, he’s basically a slight variation of that guy who randomly starts talking to you at the urinal. Sure, we’re complete strangers, but our dicks are out so why not talk about the weather? You really can’t argue with that logic.

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