Michael Jackson: ‘I’ve seen children just shower all over me’

September 25th, 2009 // 54 Comments

“The Michael Jackson Tapes” were aired on Dateline this week and contained insane ramblings from the King of Pop. Of course, none of them were scarier than the fact he believed he had “a gift from God” to heal – wait for it – little kids. Aw, who saw that coming? Page Six reports:

“I’ve seen children just shower all over me with love,” Jackson said. “They want to just touch me and hug me and completely just hold on and cry and not let go . . . and mothers pick their babies and put them into my arms — ‘Touch my baby, and hold them, touch my baby, touch my baby.’ “

But he was acquitted of all the charges, folks, so clearly, this man couldn’t have a deviant obsession with children. I mean, who doesn’t shower with babies? They’re better than a loofah.

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  1. abgenre

    That is just Golden

  2. mallory

    wat

  3. bot

    And those kids used to Beat It in the shower.

  4. JohnPhillips

    Micheal was just waiting for his children to get older so he could shower his love on them. He had so much love it would leak from his underwear. Mckenzie would get so hot when I told her this story.

  5. JADE

    That makes my skin crawl, yuck.

  6. Heatstroke

    umm..the quote is obviously referring to the term in the sense “to shower someone with love” as a parent might “shower their child with praise.” It’s not referring to an actual shower, with water, where one might bathe. Not saying that there aren’t plenty of other quotes and things that allude to Jacko’s predilection for young children, but this ain’t one of ‘em. Seriously people, take a fucking grammar course.

  7. AE

    Um I don’t think he meant it that way…

  8. Umm

    Umm… here comes the Michael lovers.

    Hilarious quote BTW.

  9. Alfie

    Your English is weak.

  10. iloveyoumichael

    give the man a break. people made up this shit about him and he was the one who had to live with it. he mighta come across weird but he sure was a gentle, wounded soul. RIP, Mike!

  11. kel

    He’s screwed up, but that’s Joe Jackson’s fault. The man was stuck with a child’s mind and I believe there was no malice or perversion in his heart.

  12. Bah

    This site is officially dead. The tard writer can’t even parse a simple sentence, let alone crack wise.

  13. GiveItUp

    He was a complete freakshow in his personal life and a damn good entertainer/dancer/singer commercially. Bottom line, he is dead, let’s leave him be. We all know he had serious issues personally, but its over now.

  14. Stephanie

    This writer is not funny. I like the old regular one better. Way to misquote in a desperate way to be funny, loser.

  15. fearsarewishes

    @12

    Hey Kel,

    Since you believe that, I’m sure you will believe that there is no malice or perversion in my heart after I butt fuck you blind and then blast a hot load all over your dumb face.

    Peace and bless all the little children!

  16. Michael Hearts Kids

    I love the Michael fans who are still getting their panties in a bunch. That is a goddamn ridiculous quote. They have the dude on tape saying he believes God gave him powers to heal children WITH HIS TOUCH. THAT IS FUCKED UP. And “I’ve seen children just shower all over me” is probably the most unintentionally hilarious thing this pedophile has ever said. But go ahead and keep whitewashing his reputation, you mindless freaks.

  17. Knee Yough

    Touch my monkey, love my monkey!

  18. GiveItUp

    @14

    Fears,

    When you are butt slamming Kels are you going to pretend its Michael Jackson’s starfish that is getting you off?

  19. It's Me Fuckers

    I get a kick out of the ppl on here who shit on MJ for the past 25 fuckin years and now that the pedophile is DEAD, suddenly he’s a fucking SAINT.

    I loved MJ 25 years ago when he was black, good looking and a great performer. I lost that love when he started being able to pay the silence of kids and their families because he had molested young boys. Thank fuck the molesting fucker is dead. He WAS great. Now he is just a dead pedophile.

  20. fearsarewishes

    @ 14

    Hee hee hee! Good one, GiveItUp!!

    BTW, Madison told Emma that you were TOTALLY being a bitch in homeroom this morning!

  21. GiveItUp

    @21

    Fears,

    I am FOR REAL moody this week and bitchy cause I’m ragging. I wish you were here so I could pull out my tampon and slap you in the face with my bloody Kotex Super Plus Heavy.

    You’re just sour cause I outed you.

  22. fearsarewishes

    @22

    Ms. Sawyer’s gonna like totally take your phone if she sees you using it in English!

    Forealz!!!

  23. Sport

    I bet his corpse is far less creepy looking than him when he was alive.

  24. FakeRubySlippers

    I am not saying that as he grew older he did not grow more eccentric. That’s his choice if he wanted to look like a freak. No one can deny that he was one of the greatest voices in pop of all time and will continue to be so. When the first accusations of child molestation came about he settled trying to avoid a lengthy and more expensive trial that would have cost more than what he settled for. A wise business decision but maybe not such a great personal decision. When the second trial was coming underway you know for sure that the district attorney wanted to crucify him for all of the world to see. They wanted to make the biggest example out of Michael Jackson since they fucked up the OJ Simpson case so bad. However after scouring his house for all of their evidence and presenting their case Michael was found completely NOT GUILTY. And don’t think they didn’t try every trick they had to have him put away forever. That tells me (since none of us were in the courtroom) that no matter how amazing their case was, they still had no proof whatsoever that Michael had committed any crime. Also the 2nd family suing him had already called Jay Leno wanting money, Chris Tucker wanting Money and several other A list celebrities. What mother would put her cancer stricken son through all of that when the last thing he needed was more stress. I am a cancer survivor of 10 years and the last thing any Doctor or family member wants you to have is more stress. The mother should be ashamed of herself. Michael is now gone and buried and we just totally let these rumors and lies sway our decisions to completely turn our backs on him. No one will ever be that talented again and we just let him slip right through our fingertips. What a shame.

  25. Princesspink

    That makes me sick. That’s just disgusting. I can’t believe people are fans of that pig.

  26. stfu

    he also said in the tapes that he had a crush on Princess Di and thought madonna was in love with him but he didnt think think she was “sexy”. so goddamn shut the fuck up with the insinutations. he was NOT a gd child molester

  27. Why do I have the feeling he’d showered over a few children himself. It’s how the old saying goes…you scratch my…..well, you get the idea.

  28. onzie

    thesuperficial.com is so dumb that they misinterpreted his quote. He he clearly said shower with love, as in children expressing love for him you idiot. LEAVE MICHAEL ALONE.

  29. The Truthsayer

    Seems that many clues point to the possibility that MJ was a homosexual and a pedophile. I’m sure the family knows. But let’s say that he truly isn’t a pedophile but loves children in a purely “innocent” way. And let’s say that he is indeed just homosexual and the family knows it.

    Then couldn’t it be said that the family is hiding that fact because they think it will tarnish his image and memory? What does that say about the family and their views on homosexuality and how that affected MJ during his lifetime? Especially when you have a bunch of successful openly homosexual musicians.

    Not for nothing though, statistically, most pedophiles happen to be homosexual.

  30. Lighten up

    Of course kids flocked to him. He looked like a cartoon character…. Duh.

  31. most pedophiles are hetero

    Not true most pedophiles are hetero. 97% are straight white men.

  32. This is typically taken out of context – it meant shower with love. It’s media hate sites like this which drove Michael Jackson into misery and his grave. You take a few innocent words and twist them and destroy the reputations of good people. Michael Jackson gave a fortune to children and people in need when he was alive even when his money had gone. Read the article properly. Have some compassion for humanity and show some respect and grow up or else choke on your ignorance and hate.

  33. The Truthsayer

    @32

    Yes, you’re correct. Yet what I should have pointed out is that while the sheer number of pedophiles are heterosexual white males, there is a significantly disproportionate number of homosexuals that are pedophiles.

    Just as there are numerically more white males in prison, there is a significantly disproportionate number of black males in prison.

    In defending Muslims, we wouldn’t want to say, “not all Muslims are terrorists.” Which is true, of course.

    But that doesn’t mean we ignore the fact that most terrorists are Muslim.

    Likewise, we shouldn’t ignore the fact that there is a higher propensity in gay males to also have a predilection for pedophilia than straight males.

    Micheal Jackson, RIP, didn’t strike me as a straight male at all. Not even in the 80′s where androgyny among pop stars was considered chic. And his obsession with children, especially boys, sort of fits the profile.

    Like OJ, just because MJ was acquitted doesn’t mean he’s innocent. Money and good lawyers know how to game the system. If MJ was your avg. Joe, he’d have done time and been placed on the sexual offender list.

  34. Abdo.

    the media needs to grow some balls already
    this words doesn’t mean anything
    this man gives most of his fortune to the lost and the hunger children
    This Man is so different and that’s way the shitty media is trying over and over to twist everything about him and turn it to something ugly .
    But you shitty media you failed coz the KING OF POP will live FOREVER
    his songs about the system ,wars,the hunger ,Love & passion and The history will stay till the end of days like it or not shitty media ..

    RIP Michael Jackson ..The one and only King Of Pop

  35. Abdo

    the media needs to grow some balls already
    this words don’t mean anything
    this man gives most of his fortune to the lost and the hunger children
    This Man is so different and that’s way the shitty media is trying over and over to twist everything about him and turn it to something ugly .
    But you shitty media you failed coz the KING OF POP will live FOREVER
    his songs about the system ,wars,the hunger ,Love & passion and The history will stay till the end of days like it or not shitty media ..

    RIP Michael Jackson ..The one and only King Of Pop

  36. William Gopie

    THIS STUPID SITE IS MAKING IT SOUND SO EVIL AND DIABOLICAL
    michael is not like that
    he is just saying
    how dare you mother fuckers attempt to de fame him
    The King of Pop was not a child molestor! GOD YOU FUCKING ILLITERATE BABOONS …. even in death u attempt to do harm to him
    YOU LOSERS
    MICHAEL IS NOT A CHILD MOLESTOR!

  37. The Truthsayer

    Sure, sleeping with little boys in your bed is perfectly normal. :-/
    Obsession with Peter Pan… perfectly normal.

    Don’t be naive.

  38. Nero

    Already his face tells you he’s a creep.

  39. Darth

    The scary thing is that he’s only one of them.

  40. Galtacticus

    He had a thing for child stars right? Why only boys?

  41. EuropeanGirl

    I lol’d.

  42. bewbiegirl

    Such a cuttie. Her photos were seen on persoanal’s site **Seek rich beauty. c o m ****last week(filled by Milllionaire&Celebrities). It is said he is a legally certified Millionaire, and Celeb there looking for young woman

  43. GTBurns

    All these rambling that came from Michael Jackson and his odd behavior now looking back were possibly the result to his addiction of prescription drugs.

    I remember reading in Enquirer a few years back that this family was fearing for his life because there were days he would wander around his house in a zombie state with a IV drip stuck into his veins.

    For jacko being gay, I leave you this little ditty we said in 1983 when I was in 1st grade.

    I Pledge Alliegiance to the Flag.
    That Michael Jackson is a fag.
    Pepsi Cola Burned him up.
    It was 7 Up that fixed him up.

    Even then in your 1st grade brains we knew that despite Thriller being awesome, there just was something not right with him.

  44. me

    I think he was a good person – just way out there. The attacks on him leave me feeling blank. I know I’ll get grief for writing this, but I just can’t pick on Michael Jackson… Britney, on the other hand…..

  45. Christ on a cunt. This same fucking fallacy, every goddamn time.

    Seriously, does ANYONE doubt that Michael Jackson had a ‘deviant obsession with children?’ That much is obvious to everyone, and it doesn’t take a psych degree to look at his career and childhood and figure out why. Guy was never allowed to have a childhood of his own. Peter Pan syndrome is a pretty predicable outcome.

    What is NOT clear is that his unhealthy obsession with children and childhood was sexual in any way. It’s a pretty tragic double standard for men; when women act fishy around kids, it’s just a little weird. But for men, it’s AUTOMATICALLY a rapey sort of fishy. Think about it; when you see adults watching kids play at the park, what’s your first impression and why? Which adults give you the creeps?

    My buddy’s dad once had the cops called on him when I was little, for trying to take us home. We arrived with him. He’d been supervising us the whole time. It was basically because he had a beard.

  46. Amazed

    I am just amazed at how many clearly naive idiots are out there- does anyone doubt for a second that this creep was a pedophile- besides being a complete mental case???

  47. Gandy

    Those defending Michael: Your desire to clear him of all charges is tragically misguided. I could easily believe that there was no proof of his “rapey” tendancies but would require me to ignore the facts. The original accuser of Michael was asked to describe certain body parts for the investigators, which the child did very accurately. (Vitiligo had left distinct markings on his genitals). If you can some how explain away why an eight year old would have intimate knowledge of his penis without any funny business then I too will ignore the facts! What about the Jesus Juice? Yes he was a great and talented musician but that doesn’t absolve him of diddling children!

  48. zombieMJ

    @46 – It’s a pretty tragic double standard for men; when women act fishy around kids, it’s just a little weird. But for men, it’s AUTOMATICALLY a rapey sort of fishy. Think about it; when you see adults watching kids play at the park, what’s your first impression and why? Which adults give you the creeps?

    Yeah well it’s also a pretty tragic truth that 90+% of sexual predators are male.

    and @44. GTBurns

    Those homophobic jokes you remember from grade school? I remember them too. They were a transparent substitute for racist slurs. MJ’s rise and peak was post-civil-rights-era yet pre-Ellen, so blatant homophobia was more fashionable than blatant racism (though it should be obvious from a glance at the brain trust of this very site that neither bigotry ever went totally out of style). Those stupid limericks always came from white male shit-kickers and hair-metal choads freaked out about all the little white girls crushing on a black dude. When “so…you like black guys?” and “you don’t want to give people the Wrong Idea” didn’t shame your little sister into compliance, the next thing from the arsenal was always “he’s a fag.”
    I saw through that shit when I was like 8 years old.

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