Michael Jackson is leaving town

June 28th, 2006 // 67 Comments
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Michael Jackson announced in a statement yesterday that he’s fired his business managers and has hired a new firm to take care of his financial affairs as he plans to move to Europe to relaunch his music career. Which is probably what I’d do if I looked like Brian Peppers and was accused of molesting children. Oh wait, Europe? I thought I typed ‘suicide’.


  1. PaisleyMoon

    Blah blah fucking blah.

  2. Someone needs to kill Michael Jackson. Preferably with the same shot that takes out Tom Cruise.

    TCandMJLTC.

  3. jrzmommy

    Okay, first, how the fuck is that peppers dude a sex offender? I mean, how did he get close enough to ANYONE to sexually offend them. Most people would naturally just haul ass in the opposite direction if that came toward them.
    Second, I always feel like I just looked at something I shouldn’t have looked at when I look at Michael Jackson so that’s what makes me wish him dead.
    Third, is Sarah in England going to start bashing us becasue we have grusome sex offenders in the U.S.? “That’s the problem with you Americans….your sex offenders are heinous abominations. They need to be more properly groomed and have less facial deformities….”

  4. biatcho

    45 – only issues with the losers of the world. Everyone else is OK though. You’re a part of the loser crew by the way, in case you weren’t aware.

  5. kandyk0119

    I can’t believe it, nobody did the elementary FIRST!, SECOND! crap on this one.

  6. SpareParts

    Okay, usually I just sit back and laugh but my dumb-ass clicked the Brian Peppers link and I have to say I don’t think I’ll sleep for a week or two. That can’t be real…is it real? Is it a person or a fish??? I’m confused, and scared….I think I’ll hire Buttney Spears’ Manny to protect me.

  7. pinky_nip

    Yes, that Brian Peppers does exist.

    I live in the same town as he, Toledo, OH. I know someone who went to school with him.

    The story is he sexually abused his cousin with a spatula.

    I am not fucking around this time. I’m dead serious…. Even my warped mind could not come up with this. He is on the Lucas County Website for Sex Offenders.

  8. pop

    what do you call a kiddie pool in michael jackson’s backyard?

    temptation island (zing!)

    http://popculturepundit.blogspot.com/

  9. jrzmommy

    with a spatula? I don’t even wanna go there. But I am thinking about the scene from “Stripes” where Bill Murray has the chick MP on the stove in the general’s house and is giving her the “Spatula treatment”.
    with regards to the peppers dude, now that I know he’s a sick fuck, it’s okay to make fun of someone fucked up looking.

  10. Brian Peppers eyes were normal until Michael Jackson molested him….apparently Jacko’s dick is bigger than you’d think.

  11. biatcho

    What does acne & Michael Jackson have in common?

    They both cum on teenage boys’ faces.

  12. somedayshine

    good luck with the english boys

  13. Christenwins

    Brian Peppers, indeed!

  14. fuck you

    fuck you cunts. michael jackson is the man and who ever wrote this get a fucking life stop worring about michaels and jsut fuck off. your all fucking losers you are all like ok im going to bag michael becasue it makes me feel better because im a loser and because no one likes me. i bet none of you have even ever touched a girl you fridget pussies. you should alll just get a life or fuck off leave michael along he is the man adn you all know it so all of you just suck one of your computer friends dicks or go whack off because that is the closest thing your ever going to get to a girl fagets

  15. lion brother, hate the haters

    wow, how fucking fashionable is it to take a fucking swing at michael. you no wat fuck you all. the guy with the comment above me…power to us brother. imagine if we didnt have songs like thriller or bad, the prince of pop is the fukin man. so true wat “fuck you” said. i bet none of you have even seen a girl, you just sit at your computer wondering wat could happen, fuck you people piss me off. you obviously care nothing for music or art. sure maybe michael has made mistakes, but who hasnt, i think you should all look at yourselves before you look at michael funny. FUCK ALL YOU MUSIC HATING ASSHOLES. MICHAEL IS MY ONLY KING!!!!!!!

  16. lion brother, hate the haters

    and another thing, can any of you dance, anyone, i didnt think so, michaekl is my idol an amazing voice aswell as the most incredible mover in the world, think about wat hes given to the world rather than pointing out his flaws, you people make me sick…

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