Michael Jackson announced in a statement yesterday that he’s fired his business managers and has hired a new firm to take care of his financial affairs as he plans to move to Europe to relaunch his music career. Which is probably what I’d do if I looked like Brian Peppers and was accused of molesting children. Oh wait, Europe? I thought I typed ‘suicide’.
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Mary45 | June 28, 2006 at 5:23 pm
Wow I thought he was dead.
jane's eyre | June 28, 2006 at 5:25 pm
It’s a whole new world of boys to molest. They love him over there. They’ll probably have sacrificial boys tied between poles set up in the airport as he arrives, to molest at his leisure.
crazylittledancer | June 28, 2006 at 5:28 pm
Holy crap! Who cares about Michael. Click on “Brian Peppers” only if you want nightmares for the rest of your natural life. Thanks a bunch, SF.
MeanNate | June 28, 2006 at 5:29 pm
I’ve always said, I’d gladly take a million bucks for a quick poke in the dung bunker by Mr.(?) Jackson.
@Mary45 – it’s entirely possible he *is* dead.
Mary45 | June 28, 2006 at 5:31 pm
Yep “Weekend at Michael’s” the kids movie
cruzin333 | June 28, 2006 at 5:32 pm
Maybe he molested his managers too…
Then again, I think he’s more into the males under the age of 10.
Europe can have him.
MeganHarris | June 28, 2006 at 5:33 pm
Poor, poor Michael.
cruzin333 | June 28, 2006 at 5:36 pm
#7 poor MICHAEL? poor little boys!!
gas_up_the_hrududu | June 28, 2006 at 5:39 pm
That cleft in his chin is so deep, I’m tempted to swipe my credit card through it. He needs the money to fund his molestation career, right? Just like giving to the Red Cross. At least this way I’ll know where my money is really going.
gas_up_the_hrududu | June 28, 2006 at 5:42 pm
How does he breathe with those pinched-down nostrils? Perhaps the boys in his bedroom were really there to make sure the straws inserted in his nose to help him breathe wouldn’t fall out as he slept. Yeah, that’s it.
Giggles | June 28, 2006 at 5:48 pm
He LOOKS dead. Or moments away from it. Another reason for Europeans to hate Americans: The chronic child molester is coming (excuse the pun).
Dragulf | June 28, 2006 at 5:50 pm
Poor, poor Michael is about right too. Isn’t be like bankrupt?
Dragulf | June 28, 2006 at 5:50 pm
*he not be …
jFp | June 28, 2006 at 5:57 pm
He looks like he has his burqa all twisted up in a knot.
Nikk The Templar | June 28, 2006 at 5:58 pm
Of course he’d move to Europe. They’re enamored with him in the Eastern Bloc.
He can give Jesus Juice to as many boys as he likes….no one will stop him, either….
Ms. Dilligaff | June 28, 2006 at 6:01 pm
Man, he’s sad. I can’t even bring myself to say anything mean.
Also, I appreciate that you posted a link and not a photo of that Peppers guy. I’ve seen him before and he’s freaky as hell–I’ll not be looking at him ever again if I can help it.
Italian Stallion | June 28, 2006 at 6:02 pm
This is what Lohan will look like in 2 more years, I mean days………..
jane's eyre | June 28, 2006 at 6:12 pm
That’s weird, he must have an implant in between his “nose” and his upper lip. I’ve never seen anyone look like that naturally.
sid | June 28, 2006 at 6:13 pm
I’ve been posting for about 6 months; I enjoy the stories and the comments, and I appreciate that this is a private website, and they can ban who they like.
So, at the RISK of being banned:
It is NOT FUCKING COOL to leave a link to UGLY SHIT without a WARNING!!!!!!!!!
Superficial, you assholes!
francesfarmer | June 28, 2006 at 6:13 pm
His chin looks like Eva Longoria’s ass
jane's eyre | June 28, 2006 at 6:16 pm
Just figured out what his nose reminds me of–that I Love Lucy episode where she’s in Hollywood, is about to meet William Holden, and makes a fake nose, and keeps on reshaping it, then accidentally sets it on fire
I bet Michael’s nose is a real fire hazard.
biatcho | June 28, 2006 at 6:16 pm
MeganHarris is BrianPeppers.
Italian Stallion | June 28, 2006 at 6:17 pm
@22 but uglier……….
jane's eyre | June 28, 2006 at 6:18 pm
GAHHHH! Just clicked on the Brian Peppers link!
He looks like one of those little stress-reliever dolls that you squeeze and the eyes pop out.
sharkbite | June 28, 2006 at 6:31 pm
Michael Jackson just needs to crawl inside a bottle and stay there for forty years.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
MeganHarris | June 28, 2006 at 6:38 pm
I don’t even know who Brian Peppers is… so I don’t care.
Mandi Rewis | June 28, 2006 at 6:38 pm
Holy… Fucking… Shit.
SuperFish guy… that Brian Peppers link… uh uh.. not cool.
biatcho | June 28, 2006 at 6:39 pm
26: You could have just said “I know you are but what am I” and it would have been much better. Way funnier.
cibby | June 28, 2006 at 6:41 pm
see, now you’ve scared Michael Jackson away… he’s like the Pied Piper…uh, no…
MeganHarris | June 28, 2006 at 6:41 pm
Biatcho. I don’t try to be funny on this site, unlike, well, people who call themselves “biatcho”
biatcho | June 28, 2006 at 6:46 pm
See, thing is, I don’t have to try. It’s all natural, unlike your tits.
biatcho | June 28, 2006 at 6:49 pm
But I digress, MeganHarris is a much funnier name… sounds a lot like the kind of girl in grade school who sat by herself at lunch and read Little House on the Prairie & Choose Your Own Adventure books all the while dreaming of a land filled with unicorns & rainbows.
Praz | June 28, 2006 at 6:53 pm
Maybe he can collaborate with David “Hooked on a Feelin” Hasslehoff.
biatcho | June 28, 2006 at 6:54 pm
wait for it… herbiefrog will be joining us momentraily with more smiles : )
He definitely wear tan slacks with red socks, argyle sweaters & black pennyloafers. And fucks barbie dolls.
ptprez | June 28, 2006 at 7:12 pm
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“i don’t try to be funny on this site…”
don’t worry…you’re not…
ellaminnowpea | June 28, 2006 at 7:42 pm
Ohio thanks you (SF) for that….like THANKS
jane's eyre | June 28, 2006 at 7:46 pm
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Are you from Ohio? ‘Cuz so is Brian Peppers. Congratulations! Or maybe, condolences.
ellaminnowpea | June 28, 2006 at 7:57 pm
…like I said….”Thanks”….we have enough issues with a rotten fuck like Governor Tax…oh, I mean Governor Taft who is another asswipe that made it into office milking his family name and dicking over his constituents….much like Bush.
Yet one more reason people are leaving here in droves….
ellaminnowpea | June 28, 2006 at 7:58 pm
commonality? they’re all fuckfaces!
ESQ | June 28, 2006 at 8:17 pm
Poor Europe…I say castrate him, or what is it a she?
twzzlrgirl | June 28, 2006 at 8:21 pm
OMG, I just looked at the Brian Peppers’ photo. Is that real, or photoshopped? My brain is not comprehending that someone actually looks like that. And MJ is a freak. Enough said.
twzzlrgirl | June 28, 2006 at 8:28 pm
In other news, Britney Spears posed nude for Bazaar magazine. Am I the last to know this??
As someone wanted a warning before this kind of thing — consider yourself warned…
http://people.aol.com/people
ellaminnowpea | June 28, 2006 at 8:29 pm
…and since we’re on a Jackson thread…can I just say that the whole Janet Jackson weight loss story is bullshit? NOBODY loses 60 pounds in that short of time….unless of course they just squirted out a baby and lost baby weight. I think there was way more being hidden under those sweats she was wearing and the Jackson family, on the whole, is FULL of secrets. Hell, there closets are BURSTING with waaaaay more than cheesey military clothes. Am I the only one who thinks she pumped out a hidden Jackson?
ellaminnowpea | June 28, 2006 at 8:30 pm
@42 – yes…you must be…those pics have been all over the net for hours! It’s a time warp here….dontcha know!
MeganHarris | June 28, 2006 at 8:32 pm
biatcho.
…and whats wrong if i was that little girl? sounds like you have issues.
twzzlrgirl | June 28, 2006 at 8:40 pm
#44 — damn! I’m always the last to know everything. I need to pack my kids off so I can spend more time finding these things (and drinking, of course).
gammanormids | June 28, 2006 at 8:44 pm
first the Lohan’s pictures, now this… If I were bulimic, I’d thank you, Superficial guy
alaskanchicsickle | June 28, 2006 at 9:54 pm
@43 How long did it take her 3 months? Its totally possible to lose 60 in that amount of time.
Showgrrrl | June 28, 2006 at 11:26 pm
WELL looky here… Still trying to figure out if this site is SERIOUS or not… but I definately dig the music they play on it. Anyone knows where I can buy the rekkid, let me know!
http://pepperstruth.ytmnd.com/
Hermione21 | June 28, 2006 at 11:27 pm
If Michael Jackson wanted to actually prove his innocence, he would stay here, never hang out with children again, and donate his oodles of cash to causes that involve helping children without touching them (UNICEF, domestic children’s charities, Make A Wish, etc.) I mean instead of moving to Europe where he can molest more children b/c they don’t believe he’s guilty over there to restart his “music career”. Whatever. He hasn’t released a hit since Billy Jean. He needs to get bent and get professional help, instead of covering his tracks like a coward in denial.