Michael Jackson hospitalized

michaeljackson_42.jpgThe National Enquirer is reporting that Michael Jackson is in critical condition after a drug overdose in Bahrain.

Michael Jackson has suffered an overdose from drugs and alcohol and is said to be in a critical condition in Bahrain.

That is what the National Enquirer can reveal police in Santa Barbara, California, have been told by a source close to the singer’s family.

I don’t want anyone to die. Say a prayer. If you’re not religious then you can hope that the National Enquirer’s sources suck.

UPDATE: Michael Jackson’s spokesperson has a released a statement to Access Hollywood claiming the rumors of him overdosing are completely false. Looks like you can stop feeling sorry for him and go back to being afraid of leaving your children alone with him.