Michael Jackson Hates Everybody

michael_jackson-thumb.jpgIt’s becoming clearer every day that unless you are either a) eight years old, b) named Emmanuel Lewis, or c) some sort of monkey, Michael Jackson will probably hate you. Last week Jackson was revealed as a jew-hater when Good Morning America played voice mails of his anti-Semitic slurs. And now he’s apparently anti-Italian as well.

In a recently released voice message from late 2002 or early 2003, Jackson slammed record mogul Tommy Mottola, saying, “I’m very concerned. I don’t trust that man. He thinks he’s God. He thinks he’s Italian Mafia.” The lawyer for Jackson’s former business partner said “He’s [Jackson] a homophobe, anti-Semite, really anti-everybody.”

You’d think a guy like Michael Jackson would want all the friends he could get. When you’ve molested enough children to populate DisneyWorld, I’m not sure that being anything other than anti-BoyTouching is a good idea. But who knows? I’m just waiting for him to say he hates blacks.

Jacko Slimed Italians, Too [NY Post]