Michael Jackson hates breasts, Katy Perry

October 28th, 2009 // 64 Comments

Katy Perry’s breasts saluted Michael Jackson last night at the red carpet premiere of This Is It which I’d considered inappropriate in this context if she hadn’t brought along a sparkly young boy. Nice save.

Photos: Getty, Splash News
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  1. BOBBO

    Pfsh Don’t act like you don’t recognize the man you served grapes to in bed last night.

  2. KWest

    She looks amazing too bad her songs are lame

  3. HerLeftTit

    If tits could sing katy would be a diva.

  4. OTP

    Wow is that Lambert guy ever GAY!

  5. Peca Radicellio

    I wonder which one is wearing more make-up. Too Bad AL ruins the shot.

  6. doszapatos

    umm. well. I love katy perry’s boobies. yes I do.

  7. concerned fan

    STOP WITH THE AUTO POPUPS ON THE SITE.

    They are the most annoying thing ever.

  8. Austin Powers

    The bum bandit looks like he should be a Windsor Castle guard with that hair…

  9. omg

    on that dirk mai ad on the side of the page…is that a penis on her(it’s) shirt???

  10. Dang she’s a looker.

  11. Oh and I love hair too.

  12. JADE

    Those to look hot together , way hotter than creepy Russel Brand.

  13. Randal(l)

    It looks like he got a robot cumshot on his shoulder. wait a minute…that can’t be right? That doesn’t make sense at all. What kind of a robot would drop a load on Adam Lambert?

    http://doomsdayind.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/moonwalker1u_jpg.jpg

    Randal(l)

  14. Georgeo

    Wow, look how fat she got. What a lardbucket.

  15. Joe M

    Time to go masturbate yet again to Katy Perry…

  16. Sparkly young boy? Bahahahahahaha. That is priceless. I think I could only watch that movie if I was making out with Katy Perry in the back of the ampitheatre.

  17. LordAtama

    I would comfort her over Zombie MJ’s rejection of her breasts.

  18. ******Krazy Hot Kelli******

    Too bad thiz pig waz there inztead of me. I could turn Adam ztraight!

  19. havoc

    I get the feeling that this guy’s bitten a few pillows in his young life….

    .

  20. omar

    i want to fuck her all day

  21. omar

    i want to fuck her all day

  22. omar

    i want to fuck her all day

  23. omar

    i want to fuck her all day

  24. omar

    i want to fuck her all day

  25. wtf

    No wonder my pen won’t work today, these two used up all the damn black ink for their ‘look’

  26. TekMoney

    Gorgeous. But why does she always pose with weirdos?

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  28. Billy

    Oh no!!! The breasts are sagging!! :(

  29. Megan

    She is astronomically hideous. Apparently her makeup artist just pours a shit ton of makeup into a pan and tells her to splat her face down on it to see what it looks like. That second picture looks like the love child of Lohan and a mule. Bleh. How do people think she’s pretty? I could call her pretty and cut her some slack if she WASN’T a talentless, moronic bag of tits.

  30. Randal(l)

    #29

    there is nothing wrong with being a moronic bag of tits. my wife is a moronic bag of tits. someday my son will be a moronic bag of tits.

    Randal(l)

  31. One Woman

    Oh, she is not fat, and she’s definitely not ugly. Jealous anyone? I’ll bet her makeup artist had to do her makeup that way, otherwise Adam’s eyes would have been darker than hers lol

  32. Georgeo

    Which one is Adam Lambert?

  33. Iujuu

    she’s a cutie 100%

  34. I call 'em as I see 'em

    You said it, #5- the Max Factor people must be orgasmic over these two!

  35. That chick in the suit is gorgeous.

  36. Sally

    Isn’t she supposed to be doing Russell Brand? To be fair to her though, if she’s not around he’s probably in a hot tub with two Thai ladyboys, a couple of Russian prostitutes. somebody randoms grandmother and a vat of baby oil so fair dos on her.

  37. oh fuck off already

    i just don’t think she’s that pretty. Adam is though.

  38. PsyKo

    too bad Jackson didn’t like boobs,..

  39. I think that she isn’t that hot. and he needs a make over

  40. She is SO undertated!

  41. B

    I love Katy Perry, but goddamn is she a fag-hag. Never without a trusty gay by her side.

  42. Boobular

    I wanna motorboat those titties!

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  43. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah this gay guy is pretty damn hot… you losers wished that you looked like him haha….. katy looks good too…… loving her skin!!!

  44. the eyes in one picture seem strange.from the aspect of side, it seems that they are couples.

  45. Sarah

    Adam’s hot.

  46. Lisa

    Adam is sooo hot and sexy. Wish I could have been his date ;)

  47. obz

    shes pretty spanking, but why drag a fag along with you.

  48. what’s up with the dude she’s with? Adam Lambert?

  49. Rhialto

    another good attempt to milk that cow what’s called MJ.

  50. The new Michael Jackson movie “This is it” is a hit. We truly lost a legend, and more recently I read a terrific article about him at, http://www.ebmpublishing.com, that shows him in a different light. It’s in the Icon section.

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