Michael Jackson is gay? I don’t see it.

By: The Superficial / July 14, 2009

A new book about Michael Jackson will reveal the King of Pop was a closeted homosexual who had various secret affairs with men. Or at least he thought they were secret, but “virtually everyone” around Michael, including his family, knew he was gay. The Sun reports:

Biographer Ian Halperin claims to have tracked down two of the superstar’s alleged male lovers. One, who Jacko was “madly in love” with, met him for liaisons at a grungy motel which was all the debt-ridden star could afford.
And one told Halperin: “The very first time he had sex with me he said, ‘The King of Pop’s going to lick your lollipop’. I still laugh thinking about that.”
Halperin makes the bombshell allegations in his book Unmasked: The Final Years of Michael Jackson, for which he claims to have interviewed many people who told him Jacko was gay.
He said: “Virtually everybody has told me. Even those who are his most ardent defenders, people who maintain he is innocent of the molestation charges, insist that he is homosexually inclined.”
He claims the two lovers he traced were a Hollywood waiter and an aspiring actor, “Lawrence”.
The actor boasted they met almost every night for three weeks at his Hollywood Hills home in a short but passionate affair.
Lawrence added: “He was very shy. But when he started to have sex, he was insatiable.”

Somewhere Macaulay Culkin and Corey Feldman read the words “The King of Pop is going to lick your lollipop” and laughed. “Can you believe that line still works?” They”ll chuckle. “But not with me. Not with me. No, seriously, shut up. I hate you!”

Memories are fun.