Details from Michael Jackson’s autopsy that appeared in The Sun are reportedly fake, according to TMZ. However, keep in mind this is like the National Enquirer calling Us Weekly a liar. Or vice versa.
That said, the supposedly fake report claims Michael was only 112 pounds, bald except for a tiny amount of peach fuzz and covered in surgical scars. Which is pretty much exactly what I’d imagine Michael Jackson’s body would look like. But with a GameBoy implanted in his abdomen. (You were thinking it, too.)