List of Mankind’s Achievements that Needed to Happen (Revised)
1. Letting Michael Bay direct a Victoria’s Secret commercial.
2. Harnessing the power of flight.
3. Inventing the printing press.
4. Fire.
5. David After Dentist.
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Michael Bay’s Victoria’s Secret Commercial
December 8th, 2009 // 49 Comments
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collin | December 8, 2009 at 3:28 pm
FIRST PUSSIES!
havoc | December 8, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Oh hell yeah…..
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Aerialgreen | December 8, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Niples on Optimus Prime!
little jew | December 8, 2009 at 3:42 pm
He’s not at ALL VICTORIA’S SECRET MATERIAL…Seriously, I would never ever buy bra’s from this guy.
phildo | December 8, 2009 at 3:42 pm
is this real life?
titsonsnack | December 8, 2009 at 3:43 pm
Ok. It looks like it could have been directed by anybody, really.
lala | December 8, 2009 at 3:45 pm
how about we see the one where megan foxe washes your car….please……
The spycam in your monocle | December 8, 2009 at 3:47 pm
First off, I love the hell out of this.
Secondly, I think it’s funny that
1. The fanboys on iwatchstuff loaded out their comments with how much they hate Michael Bay (following the watch writer’s seeming distaste)
2. The people on here will be more likely to call an ace an ace, because the Superficial agrees that this is the stuff that excellence and awesome is made of.
3. If Geekologie posted it:
“FAKE.” followed by: “FIRST” followed by: “no dinosaurs?” followed by: “MICHAEL BAY IS A ROBOT LOVER BURN HIM WITH FIRE.” followed by: “@1. it obviously isn’t fake. @2. EPIC FAIL” followed by: “@5 we don’t pay attention to daisy, you’re obviously new” followed by “it’d be sexier if they were riding dinosaurs”
etc.
Rington | December 8, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Oh ! :)
gö?üs esteti?i | December 8, 2009 at 3:50 pm
nice designs..
Simpson | December 8, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Is this real Life?
http://www.thefamousphere.com | December 8, 2009 at 3:57 pm
anything would be better than the last Transformers movie
observer | December 8, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Apparently non-white women don’t matter to Michael Bay, or for that matter, Victoria’s Secret.
androo | December 8, 2009 at 4:07 pm
BAHAHAHA helicopters, motorcycles, jets, skantily clad women and explosions
if this wasnt made by micheal bay then it was made by a someone ELSE with the mindset of a 14 year old boy
killerabbit | December 8, 2009 at 4:08 pm
@8
Very nice analysis. Made my day. Okay, maybe not as much as the video did, but well done nonetheless.
Harry | December 8, 2009 at 4:31 pm
#13: there’s an Asian girl at 1:12.
hmna | December 8, 2009 at 4:31 pm
This is obviously a fake. Only one massive explosion, at 1:14? Come on now!
Mazer | December 8, 2009 at 4:38 pm
Since this was Micheal Bay I was waiting for some exploding bras. Boy was I disappointed.
15 minutes to kill before I bolt from work | December 8, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Why the fuck to they need to have a big-time movie director direct a commerical for underwear? The hot women alone sell the product. And even if they didn’t – IT’S FUCKING UNDERWEAR. This was so unnecessary and ridiculous and just stupid.
Kimberly | December 8, 2009 at 4:49 pm
What?! Where’s Bumblebee and Optimus??
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fat guy in a little shirt.... | December 8, 2009 at 5:32 pm
@8
LOL. perfect.
Parker | December 8, 2009 at 5:38 pm
wow. finally a new christmas special.
Rough 360 | December 8, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Nice try Bay! Now those french have some sexy commercials…
Drundel | December 8, 2009 at 5:53 pm
How could Alessandra Ambrosio of had a kid 6-9 months ago? That’s just not fair.
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Kathleen | December 8, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Were the explosions just there to prove he can replace Megan Fox in the next Transformers?
idontgetit | December 8, 2009 at 7:07 pm
i agree that victoria’s secret models are gorgeous (although many use chicken cutlets and theyre boobies are ALWAYS varying in size) but how in the hell is any of the victoria’s secret advertising geared to the only demographic that is supposed to buy the lingerie? there is no way in hell im buying a corset i saw on marisa miller because she is MARISA MILLER and im not. im sure im not the only one. how do they make money?
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thunderstud | December 8, 2009 at 9:22 pm
I think this commercial is ripe for internet parodies… I hope there’s some takers out there.
steph | December 8, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Why are there no cameras rotating 360 degrees?? I am disappointed.
vitamine e | December 9, 2009 at 12:08 am
Some of Michael Bay’s best work has been his commercials and in the case of the latter two isn’t afraid to showcase what he’s best at. As many knocks that Bay gets against him, I’m always impressed that he’s never changed his style for anyone.
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@ 13 and 16
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Zosimus | December 9, 2009 at 10:11 am
Way to employ your hyperkinetic editing style so that we don’t have any time to actually enjoy any of these super hot ladybodies, Michael.
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These is so cool that michael is more over thinking on this that’s upto him to get over such a critical issue.
yüz esteti?i | June 8, 2010 at 6:29 am
how about we see the one where megan foxe washes your car..please..