Michael Bay has ‘secret audition’ tape of Megan Fox

July 8th, 2009 // 21 Comments

Before the first Transformers hit theaters, Megan Fox was a virtually unknown actress desperate to find work which made her vulnerable to predatorial directors. Non-surprisingly that included Michael Bay who had a Ferrari in need of washing and a video camera in need of.. videoing. The San Francisco Chronicle reports:

But the star’s start in Hollywood was anything but glamorous, after director Michael Bay made her clean his expensive car as part of her audition for the role, according to U.K. broadcaster Jason Solomons.
He writes in his film column for the Observer newspaper, “He made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her.”
And Soloman insists Fox was concerned as to where the footage may have ended up, quizzing an embarrassed Bay over the bizarre audition.
He adds, “She said she didn’t know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed — ‘Er, I don’t know where it is either.’”

I never thought I’d say the following words, but in light of recent events, there’s really no other option. So here goes: I respect Michael Bay as person and do not curse his very existence. — Wow. I was pretty sure a black hole would open up and swallow our entire reality. No, wait, there it is. Whee!

Thanks to Devin who thought he knew heroism. Until today.

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  1. Tanzarian

    She looks kinda lumpy here. And not in the good way.

  2. God I hate this bitch but her ass is amazing!!

  3. sebastianudo

    que culo por Dios !!!! eso es todo no fue un gran comentario pero queria descargarme

    saludos

  4. refugio

    She is such an ugly piece of shit.

  5. Big_Richard

    yeah but was she naked while washing the car??

  6. Martina

    Casting Couch … in Hollywood? No way!

  7. Code 4

    Serves you right you stupid cow.

  8. veronica

    her breast is quite beautiful when she is in this dress.

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  9. LOL @ the guy getting out of the car in picture #3. Classic.

  10. Hatorade is not good for you. Quit hatin people. She is wearing that dress. Wow.

  11. captain america

    I just saw it.
    IT’S OVER WITH HER.
    FINISHED………………………………BASTA!!

    goodbye.

  12. mimi

    AUDTION? SuperficialGuy you are an IDOT!

  13. mimi

    AUDTION? SuperficialGuy you are an IDOT!

  14. mimi

    AUDTION? SuperficialGuy you are an IDOT!

  15. James

    worst.tattoo.ever.

  16. norton

    Hot chick….. shitty personality.

  17. jaxcsedi

    She’s a bitch, and has cellulite too

  18. Nyx

    haha
    Michael Bay EPIC WIN

  19. Ross

    I don’t see what all the fuss is about with this chick. She’s not that hot. I’ve seen hotter women at work, in bus stops, in B-Movies, and yes in my dreams. She’s pretty but not all the hype. I would bone it. But to say, “Ohhh man she’s so hot I want her, I want to fuck her. Ohh she’s the hottest thing since that day last august.” I’ve seen hotter. There are hotter. I would give her a 6 on a scale to 10. Sorry but there are hotter women. What’s the fuss?

  20. Maybe if I had a camera in my hand when I ask women if they randomly on the street while I clean my car anal sex with them that they’ll go for it. Right now I get all these weird sounds and the next thing I know is showing police.

  21. MeganFox'sPussy

    He should have made her play pretend rape with him and shoved his dick in her ass with no lube until she is bleeding and begging him to stop, while she screams and cries.

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