Before the first Transformers hit theaters, Megan Fox was a virtually unknown actress desperate to find work which made her vulnerable to predatorial directors. Non-surprisingly that included Michael Bay who had a Ferrari in need of washing and a video camera in need of.. videoing. The San Francisco Chronicle reports:
But the star’s start in Hollywood was anything but glamorous, after director Michael Bay made her clean his expensive car as part of her audition for the role, according to U.K. broadcaster Jason Solomons.
He writes in his film column for the Observer newspaper, “He made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her.”
And Soloman insists Fox was concerned as to where the footage may have ended up, quizzing an embarrassed Bay over the bizarre audition.
He adds, “She said she didn’t know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed — ‘Er, I don’t know where it is either.’”
I never thought I’d say the following words, but in light of recent events, there’s really no other option. So here goes: I respect Michael Bay as person and do not curse his very existence. — Wow. I was pretty sure a black hole would open up and swallow our entire reality. No, wait, there it is. Whee!
Thanks to Devin who thought he knew heroism. Until today.
Solaera | July 8, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Wow. That’s pretty sad.
Christina | July 8, 2009 at 2:42 pm
If that’s true then….wow
missywissy | July 8, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Then she had to vacuum his house in high heels and an apron….
mano rhems | July 8, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Apparently, when she was going for a role for One Who Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest 2, the director made her squat naked over a bird’s next while cooing “cuckoo cuckoo” 100 times. Unfortunately her audition was so bad that she never got the role.
RichPort's Ghost | July 8, 2009 at 2:46 pm
I think the dude in picture #4 soiled his pants.
Tr8cthis | July 8, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Is that a dimple on her butt? Bay=sircreepalot
Alex | July 8, 2009 at 2:47 pm
what a creep…………………….I’d do the same exact thing, except instead of a Ferrari, it’d be a 1997 Honda Accord….and instead of a 1997 Honda Accord, it’d be my peener
missywissy | July 8, 2009 at 2:47 pm
HA! Suck that dick girl, you’ll make it!
Daddyoh | July 8, 2009 at 2:48 pm
You Gotta be Kiddin Me!
Michael Bay is Da Man!
Megan Fox washing his car! hahahaha
Now are we pissed at Bay for not fucking her…. or for making her wash his car?
Either way it’s Great!
…Hey Mr. Bay Next time you get a Audition from a Hot Starlet send her over to Ol’ Daddyoh! I need my Van Waxed! :)
blp | July 8, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Casting couch tape? Oh shit I forgot about her toe thumbs for a moment, I don’t want to see it!
Sportsdvl | July 8, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Well Hell, he knew she couldn’t act so might as well have her do something to showcase her only talent!
Rod | July 8, 2009 at 2:57 pm
She’s rumored to have washed Jon Favreau’s taint to get a shot at Ironman 2.
Hefe | July 8, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Jesus H. look at that ass in pic #4.
This chick is beyond everything that we considered hot.
I wonder how much these other Hollywood “beauties” hate her guts.
Brooke | July 8, 2009 at 3:03 pm
She’s got a sweet spare tire showin through that dress.
Taint nothin | July 8, 2009 at 3:04 pm
GREAT ASS. Two bags for the face, shitty complexion
$ Fish | July 8, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Oh yeah FUCK BRUNO, get this shit off the page
the infamous danielle | July 8, 2009 at 3:09 pm
bwahahahaha, you people and your aging ways. if this thing keeps aging the way it has been over its past 15 minutes of existence, it’ll need 2 facial reconstructions and a tummy tuck by next week. hope its got joan rivers on speedial.
Delgo | July 8, 2009 at 3:13 pm
It is said there are fewer plot holes in the car warshing tape.
Shecky | July 8, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Michael Bay, find the fucking tape you fucking fuck. I want to see that shit on youtube now!
Deacon Jones | July 8, 2009 at 3:21 pm
I think he’s a fucking pussy, personally.
Washed his car?? That’s the best he could come up with?
I wouldve shit on her face and jacked one out at the same time. My face wouldve looked like I was being electrocuted.
marie | July 8, 2009 at 3:30 pm
he is so fucking distusting, taking advantage of her like that. is it more creepy than hiring her at 15 to appear in Bad Boy 2 wearing a bikini? wow Michael, you reached a whole new low. team Megan
Parker | July 8, 2009 at 3:53 pm
Boy, talk about missed opportunities. I would have made her clean my car while I plunged my weiner in and out of her cock-pleasing behind, not while I videotaped her. What kind of dweeb does that? Oh yeah, director.
Maybe if I had a camera in my hand when I ask random women on the street if they’ll clean my car while I have anal sex with them they’ll go for it. Right now all I get is these weird looks and next thing I know the police show up.
leelee | July 8, 2009 at 3:54 pm
she has no ass. That looks like a lumpy piece of booty underwear. Her ass in jeans is disturbingly small and on the flat side.
Deacon Jones | July 8, 2009 at 3:58 pm
@21
Wait, wait. He actually did that??
Where can I find the pics?!
Duchess Of Dork | July 8, 2009 at 4:03 pm
Why am I not surprised?
apenisowner | July 8, 2009 at 4:04 pm
When going for the role of lois lane from superman, bryan singer made her resuce a helicopter from falling off a building.
She failed
ROUGH Daddy | July 8, 2009 at 4:08 pm
I only want to see the tape if shes crying in it…coz it couldnt possibly as erotic as the cool hand luke scene….
Rhialto | July 8, 2009 at 4:12 pm
He’s quite a douchy director if this story is true.What’s the story of Shia LaBeouf audition?
Gando | July 8, 2009 at 4:17 pm
It’s a bit humiliating since it wasn’t an audition for ‘Carwash’.
ROUGH Daddy | July 8, 2009 at 4:26 pm
I dont see what the big deal is…I heard Meryl Streep had to fetch bagels and lox for the director of Sophie’s choice…
Nero | July 8, 2009 at 4:27 pm
The poor girl was probably only 19 year old at that time.
Erica | July 8, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Didn’t she JUST complain about ‘casting couch’ directors a couple of weeks ago? How is this any different? She’s a whore, period.
uh | July 8, 2009 at 4:37 pm
If this is even true, who gives a fuck? She sells sex all the time, it’s not like he deflowered some sweet virgin…
love | July 8, 2009 at 4:52 pm
She wants more serious roles… but WHY in the world would she degrade herself like that?
She’s a dumba**.
And he’s still a douche for asking her to do that.
SAD… very sad.
love | July 8, 2009 at 4:52 pm
She wants more serious roles… but WHY in the world would she degrade herself like that?
She’s a dumba**.
And he’s still a douche for asking her to do that.
SAD… very sad.
dude | July 8, 2009 at 5:17 pm
only thing that beats great ass is a great pic (#4) of a great ass!! <333
erik | July 8, 2009 at 5:31 pm
@ 28: probably the exact same………
Tanzarian | July 8, 2009 at 6:03 pm
She looks kinda lumpy here. And not in the good way.
Funeral Guy | July 8, 2009 at 8:08 pm
God I hate this bitch but her ass is amazing!!
sebastianudo | July 8, 2009 at 8:10 pm
que culo por Dios !!!! eso es todo no fue un gran comentario pero queria descargarme
saludos
refugio | July 8, 2009 at 8:14 pm
She is such an ugly piece of shit.
Big_Richard | July 8, 2009 at 8:25 pm
yeah but was she naked while washing the car??
Martina | July 8, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Casting Couch … in Hollywood? No way!
Code 4 | July 8, 2009 at 11:50 pm
Serves you right you stupid cow.
veronica | July 9, 2009 at 4:10 am
her breast is quite beautiful when she is in this dress.
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Yooarel.com | July 9, 2009 at 5:29 am
LOL @ the guy getting out of the car in picture #3. Classic.
wizdomheard | July 9, 2009 at 8:42 am
Hatorade is not good for you. Quit hatin people. She is wearing that dress. Wow.
captain america | July 9, 2009 at 8:48 am
I just saw it.
IT’S OVER WITH HER.
FINISHED………………………………BASTA!!
goodbye.
mimi | July 9, 2009 at 10:44 am
AUDTION? SuperficialGuy you are an IDOT!
mimi | July 9, 2009 at 10:44 am
AUDTION? SuperficialGuy you are an IDOT!