Just hearing the following words come out these pathological liars’ mouths makes me immediately assume Lindsay is snorting the entire country of Colombia through the world’s biggest twenty. Via People:
“She’s fine, she’s good,” her mother, Dina, told PEOPLE Thursday about her daughter, who is currently wearing a court-ordered alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet.
“I am happy for her,” said her father Michael Lohan, who met with his ex-wife in a New York Family Court to resolve child support issues on Thursday.
“She’s on the straight an narrow,” added Michael, who previously demanded that his daughter go to rehab. “I hope it continues.”
In Lindsay’s defense, she did pass two drug tests – but with an allowance for painkillers because she suddenly had to have her wisdom teeth removed after being court-ordered to take random tests. And if that wasn’t shifty enough, she’s now trying to hitch her star to Kim Kardashian’s ass-wagon – using Twitter:
@KimKardashian let’s go to their next game!?!
I know I’m supposed to have a sexually stoic demeanor with this job, but I finally feel sorry for Lindsay Lohan. Tweeting Kim Kardashian to hang out? Jesus Christ. I almost want to bring Lindsay a plate of milk and cookies and tell her I think she’s special. Kim Kardashian? Fuck me…
Deacon Jones | June 4, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Fish,
These are so really good posts today. You’re killing it.
(rolls over, goes to sleep)
Heavy Street | June 4, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Hew sober window is open. Better get her some good scripts before it all goes to hell in a hand basket us usual. I give it a couple of days, before she denies that the line of coke on the coffee table was not hers.
snarkyscreenname | June 4, 2010 at 2:00 pm
LILO!! Lighten your motherfucking eyebrows when you bleach your hair….maybe you can then at least LOOK like you aren’t the trailer trash coke whore that you are!
Next up in LiLo’s fashion choices: bleached and holy AC/DC shirt and a hairsprayed back ponytail to compliment her farmer’s tan(sunburn). And maybe a marlboro red back in her back pocket…or a chain wallet.
Tek | June 4, 2010 at 2:01 pm
LOL @ her mouth in the first pic.
Beeotch | June 4, 2010 at 2:04 pm
Ha Ha, Linds is sober, yet there is a beer in pic 7…….coincidence????
its me fuckers | June 4, 2010 at 2:13 pm
I’d like to know what went down in that courtroom to get Michael Lohan to shut his mouth like this. Yesterday when they got out of court, on TMZ, he said he agreed with everything that Dina said.
its me fuckers | June 4, 2010 at 2:14 pm
I’d also like to know if she really thinks that by dressing and looking like Samantha R. she thinks she is going to win her back….
Champ | June 4, 2010 at 2:28 pm
Trying to gravytrain free tix from the professional gravytrain sisters is awesome.
DarkSock's ManGravy | June 4, 2010 at 2:39 pm
You know, this could all have been prevented if Buffalo Beast would have spoke up when he had the chance. Instead, he silently stood by while I peed in a horse once.
Just once, mind you.
Vince Lombardi | June 4, 2010 at 2:42 pm
And I’m really a dead Italian football coach.
Gweb | June 4, 2010 at 2:45 pm
The fucking balls on these fucking people. Ya gotta hand it to them. What a bunch of fucktards.
Johnny | June 4, 2010 at 2:47 pm
YO SUPERFICIAL. I LOVE YOU. BUT YOUR GINORMOUS POP UP ADS ARE GETTING OUT OF CONTROL.
OJ's Mom | June 4, 2010 at 3:00 pm
So is Keith Richards. And Snoop Dogg. They will both vouch for her.
Chris | June 4, 2010 at 3:01 pm
LILO’s clean, and I banged Mrs. Claus last night. Both things that exist only in imagination…
Jimbo | June 4, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Fish Dude. I know you are making money off of the ads companies run on this sight, but I can’t take any more of the fat fuck and dumb ass Russel Brand big mouth every time I come to this web site. Let me know when you have something different and I will be back..
[scratches head] | June 4, 2010 at 3:48 pm
I know I’m a bit slow, but WTF does sexual stoicism have to do with pitying Blohan?
Andie | June 4, 2010 at 3:58 pm
The sick-skinny body and the puffy face make me think she’s bulimic.
herbiefrog | June 4, 2010 at 5:14 pm
heyyyyy b a b e . . . : )
get a round ? beach bys ?
s’done
buy ambien 10mg | June 5, 2010 at 1:34 am
I really can’t believe if it is a coke or drugs. she is not going to do that. I heard that now she is totally drug free which good for her.
captain america | June 5, 2010 at 4:49 am
but still as SICK as hell, folks!!
Advanced Colon Max | June 5, 2010 at 5:34 am
She is looking very gorgeous. Would that I were over there to meet her face to face.
Klip izle | June 5, 2010 at 11:10 am
nice still babay :)
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Tony | June 6, 2010 at 2:10 pm
She is cute!
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She is very beautiful
Zoe | June 6, 2010 at 4:01 pm
I don’t trust either one of them. They’re not capable of taking care of Lindsay Lohan.
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John Reynolds | June 7, 2010 at 4:19 am
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