Michael Rooker Will Look Like This Next To Bradley Cooper’s Talking Raccoon With A Gun
In space, no one can see you flash people at the park because you’re still wearing clothes, you idiot.
While Marvel’s in the middle of trying to land Bradley Cooper to voice Rocket Raccoon, here’s Michael Rooker filming Guardians Of The Galaxy in England this morning where he’ll be playing Yondu, some blue alien guy in space. (I have no fucking clue, I never read these comics.) And if all of this sounds ridiculous, last night Warner Bros announced Ben Affleck is Batman. There’s no bottom here anymore. But don’t worry, I found a way to restore balance to the universe:
Congratulations, you’re all virgins again.