Michael Lohan Wants Lindsay Out of Rehab Now

Seen here with a model stupid enough to believe he’s the passport to fame (Thank you, American educational system.), Michael Lohan is now calling for Lindsay’s release from rehab after just saying the other day she’d immediately relapse if she gets out early. RadarOnline reports:

“I have to say that I agree with her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, the doctors and (I can’t believe I’m saying this) even Dina, that Lindsay SHOULD be released from UCLA’s drug program,” Lohan said.
Michael said he feels UCLA’s program “does NOT offer the treatment Lindsay needed or needs.”
“What Judge Revel did, was basically sentence Lindsay to more jail time because UCLA’s program is like any other medical unit in jail or prison,” Lohan told RadarOnline.com.

So Michael Lohan’s entire reason for wanting her out is the best reason for her to be there in the first place: It’s like a prison. Why do I get the feeling this exact conversation happened?

MICHAEL: Want me to come on TV and talk about Lindsay some more?
EXTRA: She hasn’t done anything crazy.
MICHAEL: Right. One second. *dials up Dina* WE GOTTA BUST HER OUT!

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