Michael Lohan Wants Lindsay Out of Rehab Now

August 19th, 2010 // 36 Comments
Michael Lohan

Seen here with a model stupid enough to believe he’s the passport to fame (Thank you, American educational system.), Michael Lohan is now calling for Lindsay’s release from rehab after just saying the other day she’d immediately relapse if she gets out early. RadarOnline reports:

“I have to say that I agree with her lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, the doctors and (I can’t believe I’m saying this) even Dina, that Lindsay SHOULD be released from UCLA’s drug program,” Lohan said.
Michael said he feels UCLA’s program “does NOT offer the treatment Lindsay needed or needs.”
“What Judge Revel did, was basically sentence Lindsay to more jail time because UCLA’s program is like any other medical unit in jail or prison,” Lohan told RadarOnline.com.

So Michael Lohan’s entire reason for wanting her out is the best reason for her to be there in the first place: It’s like a prison. Why do I get the feeling this exact conversation happened?

MICHAEL: Want me to come on TV and talk about Lindsay some more?
EXTRA: She hasn’t done anything crazy.
MICHAEL: Right. One second. *dials up Dina* WE GOTTA BUST HER OUT!

Photos: Splash News


  1. Internet

    My girlfriend has the SAME EXACT belt.

  2. Me

    A model for all men to follow.

  3. Herman the Kid

    Seriously. . . all this douche nozzle needs to complete his look is a fucking fanny pack.

  4. jay

    where is this girl from? She looks like a Long Island girl. They all suck and very very easy

    • Deacon Jones

      Yes they are.

      I bet she’s got a cute balloon knot though

      • jay

        I had to look up ‘balloon knot’ cuz I didnt know what the fuck that really is. Now that I know, yes, ur right, she looks like she has a nice balloon knot. I would definitely rip open her knot to get into her balloon.

      • Deacon Jones

        Balloon Knot is great…I like to order a two shots of “balloon knots” at bars just to see what their reaction will be

    • noneofurbeezwax

      I like my starfish nice and chocolaty.

  5. My hair line is receeding like LiLo’s douchey dad…./WRISTS

  6. Lady Blah Blah

    Where’s Norman Bates when we need him?

  7. LOL!! That chicks got bigger arms than he does!


  8. She’s cute in a “you’re daughter’s all grown up now!” way. She kinda looks like him in the face…

  9. When good girls gone rough

    This isn’t toward this chick particularly, but is there anyone who’s not a model, these days..

  10. AnonTroll

    C’mon, let Lindsay out now!

    The sooner she’s out, the sooner she’ll kill herself.

  11. Demi Moore

    Oh wow, Lindsay looks pretty good in that pic.

  12. Sardonic

    I’m waiting for the Lohan family reveal – that they are part of a scripted comedy show – a poor one at that. The depth and degree of their ignorance is palpable. And the girl on the far right would make a decent banner girl.

  13. Sardonic

    Oops far left.

  14. randy

    Ah, He is not involved in her life at all so why… Nevermind.

    How long can he get air time when he has no info and is blowing smoke in the wind.

  15. lindsay ditch this guy, i’ll be ur daddy

  16. burton

    i feel bad for lindsay, like wow her parents need to grow up so bad…poor lindsay, i can see why she is so fucked up.

  17. fart bucket

    isn’t she exactly what Heidi Montag used to look like before she turned into plastic?

  18. from the rest of us

    NO NO NO, NO MORE; MAKE IT STOP (please)

  19. captain america

    yep, AND HE IS MOVING IN, folks!!

  20. Pudding

    This guy is such a SleazeBag. Dina is not as bad but Lindsay really needs to get away from those two. If I had these two as my parents I’d be just as messed up and just as high. I completely understand where her issues stem from. Maybe it’s Michael and Dina that should be spending some time where Lindsay currently is.

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