Michael Lohan Sold Nude Photos of Kate Major (Allegedly)

July 23rd, 2010 // 202 Comments

Because there’s no better way to say “Sorry for kicking you in the face,” Michael Lohan has allegedly been shopping around nude photos of his ex-fiancee Kate Major (above) which she tells Popeater were taken without her knowledge. More importantly, I did not add the Charlie Tuna on the third pic, so don’t expect it to disappear. And now all that stuff about a heinous violation of privacy:

“Michael Lohan is a disgusting human being and father. He took these pictures of me when I was asleep and without my knowledge. At the time he was my fiancé. I have just found out about these images today and moving forward my lawyer, William O’Conner, will be handing the legalities of anyone that reproduces them.”

While I’d love to take that legal threat seriously and believe Michael Lohan is depraved enough to pull a stunt like this, it’s also a well-known fact Kate Major is a starfucker who’s been trying to land her own reality show since the first time she sat on Jon Gosselin‘s penis and told his kids to go make her a wallet. Which is why I expect a Thank You card when she’s on Bravo in three months because of these and somehow Lindsay’s dad’s her producer because it was all “a big misunderstanding.” (That’s right, folks, psychic and handsome.)

NOTE: Click Here for NSFW versions.

UPDATE: It’s end of business Monday (7.26) on the West Coast. Zero legal action from Kate’s attorney and no charges filed against Michael Lohan. I rest my case.

Photos: Kikster


  1. Rhialto

    Next time you must think better first if you’re in with the sadistic intentions of a person like Michael Lohan or not.We’re supposed to stand above these low scums.

  2. Damn, i haven´t seen Charlie Tuna (Or any other meat mascot) since i became a vegan the better part of 10 years ago…

    “He sacrificed his dignity for the sake of our retinas!”

    I suppose so. In any case, whoever placed Charlie Tuna over this lady´s vulva is a fucking twisted, surrealist genius; i salute him or her! Goodnight, folks.

  3. Starmaker

    He should have posted these on my exgf.com or something.

  4. Yahoo
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    Well, at least we know that her hoo-ha is cleanly shaven…and I think she has a nice rack! I’d put my monster wang between those boobs!!

  5. MsHonest
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    I soooo wanna date that guy, he is my kinda-man!! (NOT)

  6. I think I'm going to be sick

    Is this how he makes a living now, by giving rufies to unsuspecting women and then photographing them.

    This guy is a psychopathic criminal, and I’m not surprised his daughter is so screwed up. Lindsay needs to move far, far away from this man, actually he should be in prison, and not her, so we can all be protected from this monster.

    I’m surprised that Lindsay has even been able to survive in life this long, having such an evil devil as her so called father.

  7. always bet on black

    cant say I wouldnt beat it up

  8. Paul

    Kate had a good time bashing Jon Gosselin. Guess she has met her match with douche bag Lohan.

  9. Fati87

    Okay, this is not a sleeping woman. She must have been fucking drunk out of her mind, if she couldn’t feel him pulling down her top or spreading her legs. Anyways, she is a disgusting whore and deserves it.

  10. GORGON

    Michael Lohan is a great american.
    HE should replace Larry King, IMHO…

  11. offtheproperty
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    she star now. she look goods. she no sleeps. she more like.

  12. spfan
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    she is nasty! double chin and ugly breasts

  13. Nero

    This is against my honor code.What’s that shark doing there?!

  14. Victoria

    Yeah, its obvious this woman is passed out and not merely sleeping, he has “staged” her by pulling down her top and pulling up her nightshirt or pulling down her panties and opening her legs for a better, close-up view.. we all knew this guy was a douche bag before this, but this is just low… Yeah, she’s a fame whore and didn’t get what she wanted from Jon Gosselin… Money and fame.. I think she really thought that they might actually give him his own reality show and she would figure prominently in the series or that he would be loaded because of all the TLC money coming through the hands of the family…. well… he’s a loser and he’s out while Kate continues to exploit herself and children to make a quick buck and get little snippets of fame like dancing with the stars… All of these people, kate, john, michael lohan, and this girl are fame whores and just want to have 15 minutes and the free $ and exposure that comes with their over-exposure… She trusted him, they were engaged, but she knew he was a loser, a convicted felon who tries to pretend he cares about his daughter by exposing himself to any media outlet that will humor him just to get a bit of face time on camera… regardless of what kind of fame whore she wants to be, no one deserves to have this done to them, the person who commented that this is like watching a rape is dead on..

  15. Nerd

    This chick is a bitch. I would still cum on her face and bolt though. When they are that drunk, they don’t wake up from getting spattered, and it’s great when you hear them yell when they wake up with eyes glued shut.

    It’s hysterical.

  16. Rhialto

    Don’t know but could this be a publicity stunt!?

  17. Felicia
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    You’re on this gossip site bitching about the maker of the site being a promoter of gossip. Why? You remind me of Michael Lohan. You’re both idiots.

  18. Greg
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    Dorothy – Shut the fuck up.

  19. GMB
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    What a fun and sexy time for her.

  20. alexis

    this trick is obviously not sleeping .. check out her hand… it was prollly both their ideas… they will go to no lengths to stay in the media.. they need to get their head checks…

  21. Clickclick
    Commented on this photo:

    *Fap *Click *BANG

  22. They Call Me The Butthole Kid

    This shit is hilarious. Dirty whores like her deserve what comes to them. Michael Lohan for president!

  23. Rob
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    Isn’t this classified as beastieality…?

  24. Covert Koala
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    So where are the pics of Lindsay sucking him off? Sure would explain a lot right?

  25. Sardonic

    Grifter love.

  26. Shay
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    She doesn’t look like she is passed out… she looks like she’s faking it. They (being the media whores they are) probably staged this shoot. He gets money and she gets press and money doing interviews saying how “appalled” she is that he would do such a thing.

    Nobody… really NOBODY passes out with both boobs out of a shirt and no pants, blankets or sheets covering them. For one it would be uncomfortable to have your shirt tucked under your boobs like that… and for 2, it would be awfully drafty. Unless he drugged her, I don’t believe for a second these are just his doing.

  27. Charlie The Tuna
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    WTF you talking about FIsh, “didn’t add the tuna”?

    Here I am, captured live in my moment of glory, licking that glorious Kate puss, and you have the nerve to suggest that I doctored the photos? WTF? You think I can’t get none? Racist against tunas?

  28. shankyouverymuch
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    I want to see the twat! Why is the stupid fish in my way! Where can I go to see the TWAT!!!

  29. Hmmmmm

    If these were taken without her permission, the guy should be charged with exploitation, and be named a sex offender. What a classless piece of shit, deserves a solid ass kicking.

  30. Hard 4 Kate
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    Two words – titty fuck.

    WTF is with the no vag picture???

  31. w
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    so gross. who the hell would pay money for these photos?

  32. jenn
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    um anyone else notice shes totally unconscious? creepyyy. even for michael lohan.

  33. That's Ke$ha isn't it?
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh wait, this chick is hotter.

  34. Jon

    lol tuna

  35. devaltree
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    Some of you people have some serious sexuality dysfunctions. Those are some bangin (seemingly) naturals. I mean real or fake they are still nice. If everyone really wanted to eff a stick with two branches and a pair of rock hard fake coconuts disguised under killer clown-esque makeup then I wouldn’t run into so much BBW pr0n online. Maybe the typical commenter here is in high school and is still teaming for a crack at the ball because they havent had a chance to run for first base. And Im not talking about kissing first base… Im talking about holding hands or getting your knees touched through your jeans that might feel so alien that you gasm. Lose your virginity and get back to me children.

  36. isaack
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    the chick is hot ,give me a break here.

  37. “Michael Lohan is a disgusting human being and father.”
    i already knew this WITHOUT sleeping with him. (because my gag reflex would wreak havoc on me if i had to have sex with Michael Lohan.
    did Kate not have a clue as to what happened with his last girlfriend? He’s a phone pic taking and recording a$$hat.
    i hope these pics bring a world of hurt down on Michael Lohan. He absolutely deserves the book thrown at him.

  38. Larrythefatcat
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    Sorry Charlie!!!

  39. Bored with life
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    Fap! Fap! Fap!

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