Michael Lohan Sold Nude Photos of Kate Major (Allegedly)

July 23rd, 2010 // 202 Comments

Because there’s no better way to say “Sorry for kicking you in the face,” Michael Lohan has allegedly been shopping around nude photos of his ex-fiancee Kate Major (above) which she tells Popeater were taken without her knowledge. More importantly, I did not add the Charlie Tuna on the third pic, so don’t expect it to disappear. And now all that stuff about a heinous violation of privacy:

“Michael Lohan is a disgusting human being and father. He took these pictures of me when I was asleep and without my knowledge. At the time he was my fiancé. I have just found out about these images today and moving forward my lawyer, William O’Conner, will be handing the legalities of anyone that reproduces them.”

While I’d love to take that legal threat seriously and believe Michael Lohan is depraved enough to pull a stunt like this, it’s also a well-known fact Kate Major is a starfucker who’s been trying to land her own reality show since the first time she sat on Jon Gosselin‘s penis and told his kids to go make her a wallet. Which is why I expect a Thank You card when she’s on Bravo in three months because of these and somehow Lindsay’s dad’s her producer because it was all “a big misunderstanding.” (That’s right, folks, psychic and handsome.)

NOTE: Click Here for NSFW versions.

UPDATE: It’s end of business Monday (7.26) on the West Coast. Zero legal action from Kate’s attorney and no charges filed against Michael Lohan. I rest my case.

Photos: Kikster

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  1. I’m surprised Perez and TMZ haven’t posted about this yet. Just further evidence that thesuperficial is the greatest celebrity gossip site of all time.

  2. flesh
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    i wanna puke on dim tits…….

  3. Alli Watermelon

    NOT cool. You know this isn’t a way for her to get attention. No female in her right mind would allow pics like these to be posted. They aren’t flattering. It’s obvious they were taken as she had no idea. Fucking wrong…

    • Butch

      “It’s obvious they were taken as she had no idea.”

      Do you fall asleep every time you close your eyes?

      • electricgirl

        Its obvious not only because she’s passed out, but because everything about them is unflattering; the pose, the lighting, the clothing. If she did this on purpose she definitely could have (and would have) made herself look better than this. Duh

    • Alli Watermelon

      Yeah Butch, you dumbass. Thanks for playing! Some girls could pretend to be asleep…and have the photos leaked for attention. I was just saying it was obvious she didnt have idea because of how unflattering they are. Ugh, dumb people. I swear.

  4. Dude

    Hahaha Michael Lohan is the man. All guys should be like him. This is how we need to treat these whores. I am sure this dumb bitch only went out with him for is “fame” anyway. Well, it appears it is now rubbing off on her!

  5. Me

    That is one white trash ho!

  6. Disgusting...

    If this isn’t proof that michael lohan is one sick motherfucker, I don’t know what is. Both of them need a serious bitchslapping…

  7. stinky mcpoop

    I started posting comments here with my real e-mail address in the hopes I’d get my own reality show.

  8. im mom

    no wonder his daughter is so fucked up and in jail tonight, just sad, what a jerk.

  9. August Teen
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll give him $5 for the whole series–$7.50 tops. Then I’ll give the pix to her so she can sue his useless ass for invasion of privacy.

  10. Rhialto

    Well,well,at least her tan isn’t fake.

  11. Marcus

    I want to see it.

  12. Nero

    We’d all know by know that part of being a ‘celebrity’ is showing your uterus to the world.Where did she copy this behaviour?

  13. Roger Mortis
    Commented on this photo:

    Chicken of the sea? Really? What kind of women are you people banging? If your woman’s lady bits smell like tuna, or fish, or any kind of sea creature then there’s SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER VAGINA. Get it checked out, srsly.

  14. Roger Mortis
    Commented on this photo:

    VAGINA’S AREN’T SUPPOSED TO SMELL LIKE SEA FOOD!!!!11

  15. Starmaker

    I’m surprised that Jon Gosselin didn’t come up first with this.

  16. KillaB_Williams

    Dose tiddees be nasty!

  17. Michael Lohan Is My HERO

    Three cheers for Mr. Lohan!

    Hip Hip Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Hip Hip Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Hip Hip Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!

    He gave us losers more booby pics to jack off to!

  18. nasty_mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Not nice Mr Lohan, but I love the pictures because I can pretend she’s actually dead whilst I fap (unzips)….

  19. Ty Pennington

    What a fat fucking mess. Her double chin weighs more than Nicole Ritchie.

  20. dude
    Commented on this photo:

    i would actually love to suck on those things.

    • Tiya

      I agree. The fact that you guys re-posted these pics when she doesn’t want them to be seen is another form of victimization. What comes around, goes around. Better watch out for your family because one day someone may do it to them and them call them wh*res.

  21. dorothy
    Commented on this photo:

    this douchetard did this because douchey sites like this will buy them. Shame on you, this should be considered some sort of rape. Off this site and all lame gosssip sites now. Way to continue her victimization. And if it is all a setup, again due to your willingness to publish such nonsense. You ARE Michael Lohan, MR Superficial, same same- get it.

  22. Henry Krinkle
    Commented on this photo:

    please add another pink star to that massive second chin.

  23. shirleytemple
    Commented on this photo:

    boy, this guy is just pure class

  24. Niabalski
    Commented on this photo:

    She deserves it. She new what she what getting into.

  25. Jon

    WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

  26. Phil
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet it smells fishy down there

  27. Oh, dear.

    If I didn’t know better, I’d think the first photo was a bloated Lindsay Lohan. Gross.

  28. Darth

    Does she think that the Banner Girl contest is still going on?

  29. Rhialto

    Ironically these pics are saying more about Michael Lohan’s douchiness than her being halfway naked.

    • Even more ironically, I’m sure he’s still campaigning to be made Lindsay’s conservator. You know, because he’s so responsible and protective and shit.

  30. mitchhaase.wordpress.com
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice chins.

  31. ALT

    Drugged probably since her slutty makeup is still on!

  32. Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve seen way worse tits. I’d give them a go.

  33. iceberg slim
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s gorgeous. Don’t be hating on her.

  34. captain obvious
    Commented on this photo:

    Lohan is a waste of skin but i would still expect him to pull better tail than this and he should not photo rape people while they sleep because that is even creepier than usual for him.

  35. dougie doug

    Shitty things happen when you hang out with shitty people

  36. Gando

    I doubt if this is legal what he did.This is really low ofcourse.You think you’re with someone who cares about you but the truth is that he’s a jackal.On the other hand she could have expected this from someone like him.

  37. pimp
    Commented on this photo:

    i wanna see her asshole…

  38. buttfuck

    this guy is a con and mentally unstable, really need to be discouraged by not making the gossip rounds. i call for a ban. promotion of a criminal, superficial. dangerous guy.

  39. dawnamtrix

    I think she is slime, but there is NO way she did this for publicity. No woman, even a disgusting one like Major, would ever knowingly release such horrifically unflattering pictures of themselves out into the world.

    And yep, @Dougie Doug is 100% right: “Shitty things happen when you hang out with shitty people”. I couldn’t agree more. What do you expect when you skeeze with a POS like Papa Lohan? Birds of a fame grubbing feather…what was i saying? Oh yeah, these 2 bitches deserve each other.

  40. Rancherstriker

    Charlie the tuna is my new hero… He sacrificed his dignity for the sake of our retinas!

  41. cmyk

    Shit’s N-A-S-T-Y! What’s with the rippliness/stretchmarkedness below the nipple? Those are no mere goosebumps, my friends, those are the curdled remains of my retinas.

  42. Joebean

    Looks to me like these pics were taking without her permission. Would be careful if I was him.

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  44. teabagger
    Commented on this photo:

    do not want! my eyes, aiiiieeeeee!

  45. Commented on this photo:

    You can tell by her areolae that she has had a pregnancy. I wonder what happened to the kid?

  46. Dr. Laura
    Commented on this photo:

    This just proves once again what an asshole that man is. ASSHOLE.

  47. bocon
    Commented on this photo:

    i want To VOMIT AAAAAAAAAAAWWHH

  48. Shalimar

    Why do these threads so often degenerate into guys bragging about never having seen real breasts before? She’s lying down so they flop to the side, which is what breasts do. They aren’t anything abnormal for good or bad.

    • Hmmmmm

      okay, but whats the excuse for her chins. I admit, I’ve only seen a few real ones in my time, but do they all quadruple and flop to the side too?

  49. Woofus
    Commented on this photo:

    Not Cool

  50. Rhialto

    These pictures are a bit disturbing.The thing is that the person is unconscious and in compromising positions.Anyone on the surgery table is covered as well.

    • Gando

      This is in a way similar to confiscating the wheelchair of a disabled person and making fun of it.The person is defenseless.

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