Because there’s no better way to say “Sorry for kicking you in the face,” Michael Lohan has allegedly been shopping around nude photos of his ex-fiancee Kate Major (above) which she tells Popeater were taken without her knowledge. More importantly, I did not add the Charlie Tuna on the third pic, so don’t expect it to disappear. And now all that stuff about a heinous violation of privacy:
“Michael Lohan is a disgusting human being and father. He took these pictures of me when I was asleep and without my knowledge. At the time he was my fiancé. I have just found out about these images today and moving forward my lawyer, William O’Conner, will be handing the legalities of anyone that reproduces them.”
While I’d love to take that legal threat seriously and believe Michael Lohan is depraved enough to pull a stunt like this, it’s also a well-known fact Kate Major is a starfucker who’s been trying to land her own reality show since the first time she sat on Jon Gosselin‘s penis and told his kids to go make her a wallet. Which is why I expect a Thank You card when she’s on Bravo in three months because of these and somehow Lindsay’s dad’s her producer because it was all “a big misunderstanding.” (That’s right, folks, psychic and handsome.)
NOTE: Click Here for NSFW versions.
UPDATE: It’s end of business Monday (7.26) on the West Coast. Zero legal action from Kate’s attorney and no charges filed against Michael Lohan. I rest my case.
Photos: Kikster
Ness | July 23, 2010 at 7:59 pm
Nasty!
bigjay | July 24, 2010 at 3:55 am
a ugly unconscious chick , and you decide to advertise
Joebean | July 24, 2010 at 12:24 pm
Looks like these pics were taking without her permission
barrymanilow | July 25, 2010 at 2:03 am
hahaha the best comment all day, thanks.
barrymanilow | July 25, 2010 at 2:04 am
besides your poor grammar. taken, not taking.
Princess of the Universe | July 25, 2010 at 2:19 pm
How much you wanna bet HIS sleeping nude pics come out next week.
duncancade | July 24, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Seriously you are asking for it if you pass out with your tank pulled down, no pants on, and your legs spread wide open. I think this was her attempt at a cover shoot for ‘Scank, Passed Out, Ho Magazine’.
Pixie | July 25, 2010 at 1:47 am
Yeah man, I guess I lucked the fuck out then…I mean all those times when I sleep with my top pulled down and my legs splayed wide apart (I think I was dreaming about having my pap smear). I am SOOO lucky no one decided to take pics of me like that. It’s so normal and natural to sleep this way without anyone undressing you without your permission!
duncancade | July 25, 2010 at 3:27 am
Surely you are not making a negative comment about my post when you clicked on the nude pic of the girl with her top pulled down…
Arline | July 26, 2010 at 2:42 pm
No, moron, falling asleep naked is not code for “take photos without my permission and sell them to a tabloid to fund your douchenozzle lifestyle”. Dick.
Roughlikethejobmarket | July 25, 2010 at 9:13 am
-Call me childish, but I think I see a wart that look exactly like Jon Goselin
-I think its funny people are criticizing Milo when he only does what comes natural to him. Be yourself people.
Roughlikethejobmarket | July 25, 2010 at 9:36 am
Furthermore, it turns out Milo has the same rules has I do. If you’re going commando you’re ready for your close up. Just like smiling…
Roughlikethejobmarket | July 25, 2010 at 9:38 am
(h)as
shankyouverymuch | July 26, 2010 at 3:54 pm
I want to see the twat! Why is the stupid fish in my way! Where can I go to see the TWAT!!!
Mdiz | July 23, 2010 at 8:03 pm
I’ll give you $100 to burn them so we never have to see sloppy tittays again!
Natalie | July 23, 2010 at 8:03 pm
Second! EWWWW!! I totally did not want to see that. She is so fat and gross.
I still can't believe its not butter | July 25, 2010 at 7:02 pm
lmao when I first saw the pic I was like oh shit Michael Lohan took nude pics of his daughter Lilo thats sick! Turns out he was just engaged to a chick who looks just like her minus the freckles
mel | July 23, 2010 at 8:05 pm
I love that it’s a tuna.
Natalie | July 23, 2010 at 8:06 pm
So she was passed out when he took the pics? It looks like she was sleeping and he pulled down her shirt and panties and snapped some pics.
Natalie | July 23, 2010 at 8:12 pm
Oh wait, duh! I was so quick to check out the nude pics, I forgot to read the commentary. They were taken against her will.
oneshotonekill | July 30, 2010 at 5:55 am
yeah mother fucker ( mike lohan) your lucky you dont live around here (evansville in) you’d get your ass beat every fuckin day for pullin a stunt like that you chicken shit fuck !
Cock Dr | July 23, 2010 at 8:12 pm
Darling “Fish” – you have made me laugh until tears ran down my face.
Thanks for that!
You have have explained it all very neatly. I don’t have to swell up in moral outrage….because I really hate it when that happens.
JRS22 | July 23, 2010 at 8:13 pm
Who??
Printer | July 23, 2010 at 8:35 pm
That comment is so played.
Durr | July 25, 2010 at 2:38 pm
You are so cool. No, really. Cool people don’t know who these people are, right? So they have to ask! Because Google wouldn’t deliver the information in 2 seconds. It’s much faster to ask no one in particular on a comment thread and hope someone replies. But you have to make sure everyone knows how cool you are, right?
shorty | July 23, 2010 at 8:26 pm
Ew.
Amy | July 23, 2010 at 8:35 pm
While slightly funny (because it’s not me), this has to be one of the shittiest things to do to anyone.
Tad Bit Tipsy | July 23, 2010 at 8:38 pm
Planes crashes…… they all ate the fish!!!
Suck It, Lohans | July 23, 2010 at 8:54 pm
Oh, that’s right. The pilot had lasagna.
freckles | July 23, 2010 at 8:38 pm
Slut.
We like Sluts | July 26, 2010 at 12:24 pm
Prude
justifiable | July 23, 2010 at 8:41 pm
She’s definitely a starfucker – that is, if you can call Jon Gosselin a “star” and still keep a straight face. But if she had any hand in unleashing, I mean releasing, these photos you’d think she’d have photoshopped the hell out of them first. Truckstop dumpsters aren’t as scummy as Michael Lohan. so I wouldn’t be too surprised if it’s all down to him.
Vito | July 23, 2010 at 8:51 pm
Lohan…what a fucking prick!
I think taking the pix was a good idea so you could have them for posterity. But posting them on the ‘net? That’s pretty fucked up.
Hell, I’m pretty fucked up (ask my ex) and even I wouldn’t do that!
Drundel | July 23, 2010 at 8:51 pm
That’s awesome! The story not the tits, those need some MAJOR work.
Lardy | July 23, 2010 at 9:00 pm
PUN ^
butterboo | July 23, 2010 at 9:01 pm
What a #*#&*@(#*$ asshole.
j | July 23, 2010 at 9:04 pm
sure that isn’t jaba the hutt?
FrankNfrtr | July 23, 2010 at 9:26 pm
She looks out cold, and these are not at all flattering pictures.
Women of Earth – you are warned. Michael Lohan is a piece of shit who will abuse you & sell you out for a beer & taxi money.
This is nasty punishment for a being a fool. Every internet perv now has photos of her loose tits & Charlie Tuna.
lori | July 23, 2010 at 10:30 pm
Wow. No wonder Lindsey turned out the way she did. Poor girl.
Saturday | July 24, 2010 at 11:22 pm
Seriously.
Maniacfive | July 23, 2010 at 10:31 pm
My girlfriend looks the same way sleeping after a day of teaching the reprobates that count for the youth of today these days, however, what drugged/drunk ass ho-bags sleeps with her legs that wide apart!?
And also, Michael Logan, dude that’s low, and, no-one wants to see that, boobs are one thing, but snapping her tuna dude. That’s just wrong. It’s “not a beautiful flower, its like a gun went off inside.”
Butch | July 23, 2010 at 11:11 pm
Dude, when was the last time you saw someone sleep with their legs crossed?
Anonymous | July 24, 2010 at 1:49 am
Maniacfive does have a point. Girls tend to know when you start exposing stuff on them even asleep. She’s got to be passed out drunk.
Dick move on Lohan’s part. He needs to be in jail for this; right next to his daughter.
Da Long | July 23, 2010 at 11:31 pm
you must credit Canadian comedian Jason Rouse if you are going to use one of his lines….
Butch | July 24, 2010 at 12:38 am
Who? Me?
Forgive me for making a simple quip that may or may not have also been previously uttered by a CANADIAN comedian. Yeah, sure showed this uppity American. Here’s one American who’ll remember to pray for William Shatner and Celine Dion when he goes to bed tonight.
PS. I’m actually Canadian and did my graduate studies in the UK (where he supposedly lives according). I’ve never heard of him until you mentioned him here.
Butch | July 24, 2010 at 12:59 am
So what if he’s Canadian? I’m Canadian and I’ve never heard of him.
Maniacfive | July 24, 2010 at 9:00 am
Ah that’s his name! Thank you. I couldn’t remember who said it, but that’s why I put it in quotes, wasn’t mine, just couldn’t remember who.
lobo | July 23, 2010 at 11:22 pm
lol wow holy shite now i truly feel sorry for LiLo with a dad like that it would mess a child up.
Da Long | July 24, 2010 at 1:54 am
Not your line Butch, this one… “not a beautiful flower, its like a gun went off inside.” It’s a great routine. you can youtube it.
Butch | July 24, 2010 at 2:03 am
I’ll check it out later. Thanks.
captain america | July 23, 2010 at 11:22 pm
so never ever trust an american!!
Butch | July 24, 2010 at 2:06 am
No, just the ones who have lobster claws for hands. You can always recognize them online by the way they can’t hit the ‘Shift’ key.
missywissy | July 23, 2010 at 11:43 pm
these are very vulgar and I hope they get removed from the internet. It’s obvious she did not know these were taken and now everybody is seeing them. That’s disgusting all the way around. It’s like witnessing a rape.
Butch | July 24, 2010 at 2:17 am
Yeah, because internet porn is so unpopular nowadays it’s almost impossible to find it. Just the other day, I did a search for ‘smiling pussy’ and this is what came up:
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb305/distorion/Smiling_Cat_small.jpg
dudeatdudedotdude | July 24, 2010 at 9:45 am
if in fact she’s not in on the release of these then ya it’s a gross violation of trust. but.. there’s a lot of revenge porn out there, and no specific statutes outlawing it. given the rise in this practice tho i bet that changes.
meantime, dont make sex tapes or pass out in proximity of a camera–or sharpy.
missywissy | July 24, 2010 at 10:34 am
I agree ! Thats why I cant seem to stop jerkin off to these
Anon | July 25, 2010 at 9:23 am
Clearly you do not know how to use the internet if this is what you fap to.
Natalie | July 24, 2010 at 12:05 am
I’m surprised Perez and TMZ haven’t posted about this yet. Just further evidence that thesuperficial is the greatest celebrity gossip site of all time.
buttfuck | July 24, 2010 at 11:52 am
they dont want to be sued. superfish is going to get it, likely. criminal matter.
Alli Watermelon | July 24, 2010 at 12:41 am
NOT cool. You know this isn’t a way for her to get attention. No female in her right mind would allow pics like these to be posted. They aren’t flattering. It’s obvious they were taken as she had no idea. Fucking wrong…
Butch | July 24, 2010 at 2:20 am
“It’s obvious they were taken as she had no idea.”
Do you fall asleep every time you close your eyes?
Ana | July 24, 2010 at 8:31 pm
Yes.
electricgirl | July 25, 2010 at 1:29 am
Its obvious not only because she’s passed out, but because everything about them is unflattering; the pose, the lighting, the clothing. If she did this on purpose she definitely could have (and would have) made herself look better than this. Duh
Alli Watermelon | July 26, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Yeah Butch, you dumbass. Thanks for playing! Some girls could pretend to be asleep…and have the photos leaked for attention. I was just saying it was obvious she didnt have idea because of how unflattering they are. Ugh, dumb people. I swear.
Dude | July 24, 2010 at 12:46 am
Hahaha Michael Lohan is the man. All guys should be like him. This is how we need to treat these whores. I am sure this dumb bitch only went out with him for is “fame” anyway. Well, it appears it is now rubbing off on her!
Me | July 24, 2010 at 12:51 am
That is one white trash ho!
Disgusting... | July 24, 2010 at 1:19 am
If this isn’t proof that michael lohan is one sick motherfucker, I don’t know what is. Both of them need a serious bitchslapping…
stinky mcpoop | July 24, 2010 at 1:24 am
I started posting comments here with my real e-mail address in the hopes I’d get my own reality show.
im mom | July 24, 2010 at 1:32 am
no wonder his daughter is so fucked up and in jail tonight, just sad, what a jerk.
Rhialto | July 24, 2010 at 1:41 am
Well,well,at least her tan isn’t fake.
Marcus | July 24, 2010 at 1:41 am
I want to see it.
manny | July 24, 2010 at 1:51 am
you and me both brother
Nero | July 24, 2010 at 1:49 am
We’d all know by know that part of being a ‘celebrity’ is showing your uterus to the world.Where did she copy this behaviour?
Galtacticus | July 24, 2010 at 1:52 am
Did she ever talk to LiLo before?
Starmaker | July 24, 2010 at 1:59 am
I’m surprised that Jon Gosselin didn’t come up first with this.
Gando | July 24, 2010 at 2:07 am
Last name:LOHAN.No surprise at all.
KillaB_Williams | July 24, 2010 at 2:09 am
Dose tiddees be nasty!
Michael Lohan Is My HERO | July 24, 2010 at 2:20 am
Three cheers for Mr. Lohan!
Hip Hip Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hip Hip Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hip Hip Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!
He gave us losers more booby pics to jack off to!
Ty Pennington | July 24, 2010 at 2:38 am
What a fat fucking mess. Her double chin weighs more than Nicole Ritchie.
Jon | July 24, 2010 at 6:17 am
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Oh, dear. | July 24, 2010 at 7:29 am
If I didn’t know better, I’d think the first photo was a bloated Lindsay Lohan. Gross.
Darth | July 24, 2010 at 7:47 am
Does she think that the Banner Girl contest is still going on?
Starmaker | July 24, 2010 at 7:53 am
Partly her dream is coming through.She’s getting posted big time on gossip sites.
Rhialto | July 24, 2010 at 8:37 am
Ironically these pics are saying more about Michael Lohan’s douchiness than her being halfway naked.
justifiable | July 24, 2010 at 11:07 pm
Even more ironically, I’m sure he’s still campaigning to be made Lindsay’s conservator. You know, because he’s so responsible and protective and shit.
ALT | July 24, 2010 at 8:53 am
Drugged probably since her slutty makeup is still on!
We like Women in Slutly Makeup | July 26, 2010 at 12:31 pm
Let’s us know who to buy the drinks for.
dougie doug | July 24, 2010 at 10:30 am
Shitty things happen when you hang out with shitty people
Gando | July 24, 2010 at 10:49 am
I doubt if this is legal what he did.This is really low ofcourse.You think you’re with someone who cares about you but the truth is that he’s a jackal.On the other hand she could have expected this from someone like him.
buttfuck | July 24, 2010 at 11:51 am
this guy is a con and mentally unstable, really need to be discouraged by not making the gossip rounds. i call for a ban. promotion of a criminal, superficial. dangerous guy.
dawnamtrix | July 24, 2010 at 11:59 am
I think she is slime, but there is NO way she did this for publicity. No woman, even a disgusting one like Major, would ever knowingly release such horrifically unflattering pictures of themselves out into the world.
And yep, @Dougie Doug is 100% right: “Shitty things happen when you hang out with shitty people”. I couldn’t agree more. What do you expect when you skeeze with a POS like Papa Lohan? Birds of a fame grubbing feather…what was i saying? Oh yeah, these 2 bitches deserve each other.
Rancherstriker | July 24, 2010 at 12:10 pm
Charlie the tuna is my new hero… He sacrificed his dignity for the sake of our retinas!
cmyk | July 24, 2010 at 12:26 pm
Shit’s N-A-S-T-Y! What’s with the rippliness/stretchmarkedness below the nipple? Those are no mere goosebumps, my friends, those are the curdled remains of my retinas.
Joebean | July 24, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Looks to me like these pics were taking without her permission. Would be careful if I was him.
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Roseliang is a douche | July 25, 2010 at 12:53 am
Please fuck off and die, you piece of shit spammer. Better yet, eat a full bag of shit…
Shalimar | July 24, 2010 at 3:41 pm
Why do these threads so often degenerate into guys bragging about never having seen real breasts before? She’s lying down so they flop to the side, which is what breasts do. They aren’t anything abnormal for good or bad.
Hmmmmm | July 26, 2010 at 4:24 pm
okay, but whats the excuse for her chins. I admit, I’ve only seen a few real ones in my time, but do they all quadruple and flop to the side too?