“As you can see in these photographs, your honor, clearly a man taking such care of a tiny dog he’s never been seen with before can’t be guilty of Kate Major’s accusations. A woman who, if I were a lesser man, might say deserved a foot to the meatbox, but I digress. So, again, just look how entirely candid these photos are of a quiet, unassuming man finding peace in the eyes of his tiny puppy friend. Also, if I might mention, yes, I am the father of the talented young actress known as Lindsay Lo- why is the bailiff pulling a gun?”
*BANG*
“Oh my God! My abdomen! You shot me in the abdomen!”
*BANG BANG*
“I’m on Harvey Levin’s speed dial, you bastards. I’ll kick your vaginas for breakfast!”
*BANG BANG BANG*
“Tell Dina… Tell her, I’ve always… I’ve always thought she was a whore… bleehhhuughhh.”
Photos: Pacific Coast News
A douche walking a bitch.
LOL..love it!
Hit the nail on the head, errr, the vagina with the foot?
Since the dog is in the lead, I assume Lohan is the bitch. But leave the dog out of this. The douche is innocent.
I feel sorry for the douche who gets to follow this guy around. You really are the hugest loser in the world.
What’s with his nipples?
These aren’t the tits we’re looking for.
i mean he’s wearing a turtleneck. of course he’s innocent.
ur headlights are on..
Where is his little bitch lindsay at?
In court, where Michael will be soon enough. I wonder if L.A. County jails have a family plan?
he took a pic of fluffy’s bunghole. “this is where i break my foot off if you forgot the scoop”
so that’s where lindsay got those huge tatas from
this because they won’t eat it off while licking.
What man wears a turtle neck sweater in 2011 and who tucks a sweater in?
man?
where?
Really…you show pictures of Mr. Lohan’s nips and not Jessica Biel’s, I’m starting to question Fishes objectives.
Is that a flip phone? Do they still even make those?
Man, it almost looks like a Motorola StarTac…
By my keen sense of observation, he’s on the way TO the grocery store. Note that he’s not carrying a jar of peanut butter… yet.
I’d rather go to jail than have had this photo taken of me.
Michael Lohan. On his way to his new career as a fluffer in gay porn.
He will fail at that like he has at everything else in life.
At last someone has found a good way to keep his mouth occupied and away from the press!
Well at least we know which side of the family Lindsey got her nipples from.
You tell her from me, that she’s a God damn whore. She’s always been a whore!
He’s going to rape that dog. The excitement is written all over his sweater.
Yes hes a douche and wow his nipples are hard but I just wanna say….there really is (usually) something so cute about a big man taking care of a little dog! My husbands in the Army and everytime I see him play with our chihuahua my heart swells and I get a tear in my eye.
He looks like Count Chocola with that retarded widow’s peak.
LOL!
LOLOLOL!
There seems to be a sad face trapped under his sweater.
Thank God you can see it too.
What a fucking freak.
Nice tits ya douchebag!
I’d like to clock this asswipe right on the chin.
Ah… Looks like Lindsay’s not the only Lohan willing to use their nipples to get a head in this world !!!
That papillion is smarter than he is.
No really, it is.
Ahhh there he is our favorite folk zero.
Nippin’ creepster.
His nips… they’re staring right at me!
Thanks, guys, for pointing out “KoolAid Man” under his sweater.
“Hey, Kool-AID!”
“Oh YEEEEEEEEEAH!”
When did he become a stereotypical gay wedding planner?
I can never pass up a chance to use the magic word: MOOBS
The vet told him not to bother getting that dog tagged or microchipped. If it ever gets lost, it can easily be identified by the giant bruise on it’s vagina.
I will look at Lindsay T.H.O. This, however, is just wrong.
Thank god Ke$ha finally put some clothes on.
So what is this douche trying to tell us – I dress my poofy little dog in pink so surely I am not a vagina-punting rageaholic piece of cow dung?
At least he knows how to dress. Love the pants. Nice creases and the pants break perfectly at the shoes.
I can see which side of the family Lindsay gets her nipples from.
tap-tap-tap it’s the perfect crime! tap-tap-tap I packed her stupid little dog with C-4 and now I’m going to tie it up in front of her place
Nipples that sharp are extra. A delicate and expensive procedure. But deadly and worth it – so they say.
stanley tooshe