For the record, I didn’t set out to make two posts today insinuating God doesn’t exist. Honestly, it just slipped out.
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yep. Beyond the blond hair and slim figure, I can go to the mall and pick out 5 chicks hotter in the food court.
More power to him though, for finding an attention whore, a young one at that. They do anything in bed.
I guarantee Daddy left Mommy when she was young. Bet my 401 k
Daddy didnt leave mommy I know this girl
She looks great. For a women with small tits, she looks great.
fatguyinalittleshirt is nuts
maybe so… she’s got a rockin body though.
@ Mr. Nice Guy:
You obviously don’t live in California. I pity your taste and your future progeny, which will undoubtedly be ugly.
I live 4 Miles from the Pacific in Orange County, California.
As far as progeny, who wants kids?
No, you’re nuts dumbass.
I agree she has a nice body, but these girls are a dime a dozen. There are prettier girls in my high school.
Where is your High School, we will stop be and judge for ourselves?
Here in Orange County California she looks great.
i can get over the small tits but that trampstamp is buttugly. what a waste. dime a doz wanabe
Funny! Im in OC too. I guess you DO have access to pretty women, you just have inbred shit taste. That chick’s face is FUGLY.
Her face is not perfect (looks like Howard Stern’s wife) but that body looks great.
Are you serious? There are much prettier girls all around. I already said she has a nice body, but she isn’t pretty.
Looks like Howard Stern’s wife? Dude, you need to invest in some glasses, because this bitch does not look like that hot piece of ass Beth O.
I kinda think she looks like she is still in high school. Her face looks young– I think I would have thought she was 15 if I hadn’t read the article. Nice to see she hasn’t gotten breast implants, at least. She does look like she’s sucking in, though, heh.
Her pussy “mound” in that first picture is as good as it gets.
just the right amount of cushion …nothing worse than bangin lip-less pelvic bone. Well, some things are worse, but gimme some squishy labia any day of the week
The best you two can do it bitch about mound in quotes? Fail
Wow, seriously, quotation marks around “mound”? Who are you quoting?
“mound” as in he suspects it’s large enough to be a small cock and calls it’s credibility of being a vagina into question. I concur, I know a thing or two about small cocks…..not in any sort of gay way…….or not that I have a small cock myself and have years of personal experience with people questioning my gender after seeing my tiny dong and confusing it for an enlarged clitoris…..I mean in a different that makes complete hetero horse cock having sense.
How come I feel “Chippy D’s” way of becoming famous is more dignified?
I thought that dating 12 year olds was illegal?
Exactly what I was thinking. It’s like saying that Kate Hudson is hot.
Tell that to Sean.
Any chance of this scum bag trying to date someone older than his daughter?? And wasn’t he engaged to be married, something like last week?? Such an honest relationship… I’m sure it will last forever (if forever is until the next dumb blond comes around).
Nicole is, that’s who.
Killer body. But she’s got a ferret face.
I’d still wreck it in a heartbeat…..
ok… so it’s not just me.
And he’s in the Hamptons with this chick. I don’t believe in God either, but I’m going to pray anyway, Dear Lord, please cause the former planet Pluto to crash into whatever area of the Hamptons Michael Lohan is in during the moment of impact.
whoever res’d up images 2 & 3 is an idiot.
GO BACK TO PHOTOSHOP SCHOOL!
Her face reminds me of a blonde Ali Lohan… Well at least I know why he was attracted!
Ewwww… but likely!!!
Holy fuck, you’re right.
butterface x 2
First! (to blow my load … fap fap fap fap fap fap uuuuuughnnngghhhh fap. fap fap.)
Hope she drugs him & takes a lot of happy snaps of his little weiner while he’s out cold, then send pics to SW.
Hope that nude photos of this girl leak sooner than later. Mr. Lohan we are counting on you!
Let me puke all over his wrinkled freckles
If you look at the other pictures, you can tell she has a gut and a trailer-park face. You idiots will fall for photoshop at the drop of a hat.
Besides that, it’s amazing what people will do for attention/money.
I also immediately thought trailer park whore.
I’m simply pointing out that she looks like she came straight from a incestous family. Case in point, she HAS NO LIPS and slightly resembles the kid from Deliverance. Also, she dates Micheal Lohan–it’s pretty obvious she’s slightly retarded.
It’s nice of you to give her the benefit of the doubt, Amy. I thought she looked totally retarded. And, of course, her actions – i.e. “dating” Michael Lohan – speak volumes. Complete dumbass.
I’d hit it.
So what? He’s banging a braindead flatchested whorse (yes whorse, a whore with horse teeth)
what Hacksaw said
wow he’s bangin haley joel osment.. ive been wondering what that kids been up to lately
you mean emily osment? i’d hi five the old bastard for that!
Good call on that, Lovethis! I knew the face looked a little familiar.
You are owed a shiny new toaster from the superficial.
Holy crap, you’re totally right. Definitely looks like his twin sister or him in drag. Creepy.
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Wow..she really looks gorgeous in these outfits.The colour she wear really match with his personality.
She looks like every other skank out there. Doesn’t have talent so she has to sleep with a scumbag to gain some attention. What happened to class?
This is the wrong site for prudes.
My face feels buttery just looking at her. I’d bang that ass though.
…and there is an ass you wouldn’t bang?
not hot. looks red as hell.
Shit…..that’s a two bagger!!
Does she have a glass eye? Something’s wrong there….
If you’re going to bang a fame whore, you might as well bang one that looks halfway decent. That’s what I always say.
Gotta pimp someone to Hollywood for the next 90 days (or until Ali turns 18).
PS – She is on Twitter (with protected tweets) http://twitter.com/Sonia_Sunshine. Google search still shows the results as Sonia Stickles, but she updated her name on the site to Sonia Lynn.
He is paying the chick. She is an escort.
What happened to the new girl on the logo?
It was one meant to be a week-long thing.
HE’S banging that? With whose dick?
She looks like she just smelled something really bad…
she must be very poor to be attracted to a big loser like mike lohan.
she’s thinking he can support her for a while until she finds another man
I have thin lips.
PS I LOVE KIDS!!!
She looks like she’s got an extra chromosome. A blonde Allie. Put a bag over her head, though, and you’re good. He doesn’t strike me as a very picky type.
This is gross…she looks like one of his daughters, and this one barely looks over 18.
You’re totally right… banging a young chick is one thing. Banging a young chick the age of your daughters, who looks like you’re daughter is NASTY!!
some prostitutes are hoping they get paid some day………….
i think everyone else has said it for me but i saw at least a couple dozen chicks who are way hotter than this one today alone. step up your posting game.
FIRST cleary you all have nothing better to do with your day than to sit around and talk sh** about someone you don’t know and you could only wish to be in her shoes right now! You are all pathetic losers who surf the gossips pages. Get an effen life and stop hatin bc this girl is gorgeous and you all have no self esteem and YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES SHOT DOWN BY GIRLS LIKE THIS EVERY DAY!
So I suggest take your left hand, (or right) off the keyboard, which ever it is you prefer and put it to work because these pictures are as close as you will ever get to this woman or any other woman of this caliibur!
GET A LIFE YOU BUNCH OF WANNABE LOSERS!
“you could only wish to be in her shoes right now! ”
Yes, I wish I could be in a pair of cheap Charlotte Ruse heels and Forever 21 dress rubbing elbows the likes of Michael Lohan and the other Hamptons elite. I can only dream of a life so opulent…
Sonia dating Micheal Lohan really does not surprise me. She once dated her best friend’s father in exchange for an Audi TT and some tuition money. She truly is the definition of a whore.
All true and more. She’s always looking for the next Daddy!
And still tour daughter and her are friends. WTF is wrong there lol.
She body like **** hahahahaha
Yeah she’s want me no no no
Glad to know I wasnt the only one who thought she looked like Emily Osment!
Maybe he has a HANNAH MONTANA fetish.
Trailer trash. She looks like your average Tonya Harding-esque teen mom pushing a stroller around Gateway Mall in Springfield, Oregon.
It’s really sad that you all have nothing better to do with your time but to read up on the next possible. She may not have any talent, but shes far from stupid – she has a college education and she comes from a NORMAL family. She’s not from some hillbilly town nor is her family trailer park trash. I agree, she definitely did date her best friend’s dad but it wasn’t in exchange for an Audi TT. And the fact that she went to a polo outing with Michael Lohan does not make her his girlfriend. How many of you gentlemen (if you could call you that) have ever kissed a girl at a bar or club randomly? I mean really, just because hes a celebrity – she gets caught kissing him on camera. Big deal! Really! We are all human and if she decides to be an escort – if thats what you want to call it – Let her be.. just dont be jealous that she looks as good as she does….
Uh, Michael Lohan is not a celebrity. He’s infamous at best.
Look at the difference between her waist in the green bikini (hourglass) vs. black bikini (shapeless) pic.
dude your so right..
“I’m simply pointing out that she looks like she came straight from a incestous family. Case in point, she HAS NO LIPS and slightly resembles the kid from Deliverance.”
I fucking love that movie and the sick, violent ´70s in general. =D
Honestly, I just think she is dumb for even looking twice at this guy and deserves whatever comes her way. She cannot honestly be blind to all the complete asshattery he puts every last one of his girlfriends through, even if she is, she cannot be unaware of how he treats his own daughter. He is just lucky that ANY girl will even stand to be near him.
Title should read: “This is cheating on Michael Lohan.”
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