For the record, I didn’t set out to make two posts today insinuating God doesn’t exist. Honestly, it just slipped out.
Photos: INFdaily, Splash News
yep. Beyond the blond hair and slim figure, I can go to the mall and pick out 5 chicks hotter in the food court.
More power to him though, for finding an attention whore, a young one at that. They do anything in bed.
I guarantee Daddy left Mommy when she was young. Bet my 401 k
Daddy didnt leave mommy I know this girl
That makes TOTAL sense! It’s like we’re watching the prophecies of 2012 unfold before our very eyes.
In this pic, she kind of looks a bit like his daughter. Thats gross…
She looks great. For a women with small tits, she looks great.
fatguyinalittleshirt is nuts
maybe so… she’s got a rockin body though.
@ Mr. Nice Guy:
You obviously don’t live in California. I pity your taste and your future progeny, which will undoubtedly be ugly.
I live 4 Miles from the Pacific in Orange County, California.
As far as progeny, who wants kids?
No, you’re nuts dumbass.
I agree she has a nice body, but these girls are a dime a dozen. There are prettier girls in my high school.
Where is your High School, we will stop be and judge for ourselves?
Here in Orange County California she looks great.
i can get over the small tits but that trampstamp is buttugly. what a waste. dime a doz wanabe
Funny! Im in OC too. I guess you DO have access to pretty women, you just have inbred shit taste. That chick’s face is FUGLY.
Her face is not perfect (looks like Howard Stern’s wife) but that body looks great.
Are you serious? There are much prettier girls all around. I already said she has a nice body, but she isn’t pretty.
Looks like Howard Stern’s wife? Dude, you need to invest in some glasses, because this bitch does not look like that hot piece of ass Beth O.
I kinda think she looks like she is still in high school. Her face looks young– I think I would have thought she was 15 if I hadn’t read the article. Nice to see she hasn’t gotten breast implants, at least. She does look like she’s sucking in, though, heh.
Her pussy “mound” in that first picture is as good as it gets.
just the right amount of cushion …nothing worse than bangin lip-less pelvic bone. Well, some things are worse, but gimme some squishy labia any day of the week
The best you two can do it bitch about mound in quotes? Fail
Wow, seriously, quotation marks around “mound”? Who are you quoting?
“mound” as in he suspects it’s large enough to be a small cock and calls it’s credibility of being a vagina into question. I concur, I know a thing or two about small cocks…..not in any sort of gay way…….or not that I have a small cock myself and have years of personal experience with people questioning my gender after seeing my tiny dong and confusing it for an enlarged clitoris…..I mean in a different that makes complete hetero horse cock having sense.
i feel VERY bad for lindsay lohan…her dad is a total skank and a douche bag.
How come I feel “Chippy D’s” way of becoming famous is more dignified?
her body is ok, but her face is meh…why so much makeup…oh shit, KEEP IT ON!
I thought that dating 12 year olds was illegal?
Exactly what I was thinking. It’s like saying that Kate Hudson is hot.
Tell that to Sean.
Any chance of this scum bag trying to date someone older than his daughter?? And wasn’t he engaged to be married, something like last week?? Such an honest relationship… I’m sure it will last forever (if forever is until the next dumb blond comes around).
Nicole is, that’s who.
Killer body. But she’s got a ferret face.
I’d still wreck it in a heartbeat…..
ok… so it’s not just me.
And he’s in the Hamptons with this chick. I don’t believe in God either, but I’m going to pray anyway, Dear Lord, please cause the former planet Pluto to crash into whatever area of the Hamptons Michael Lohan is in during the moment of impact.
whoever res’d up images 2 & 3 is an idiot.
GO BACK TO PHOTOSHOP SCHOOL!
Her face reminds me of a blonde Ali Lohan… Well at least I know why he was attracted!
Ewwww… but likely!!!
Holy fuck, you’re right.
butterface x 2
First! (to blow my load … fap fap fap fap fap fap uuuuuughnnngghhhh fap. fap fap.)
Hope she drugs him & takes a lot of happy snaps of his little weiner while he’s out cold, then send pics to SW.
Hope that nude photos of this girl leak sooner than later. Mr. Lohan we are counting on you!
Let me puke all over his wrinkled freckles
daddy issues much?
Nope!! Shes my cousin and she’s coming from a small town,trying to break through and be big and she’s achieving!!!
what’s up with his giant forehead on pic 11? Is he an alien or something!
I bet it would feel really good to bash his forehead with a wooden baseball bat. I love wooden baseball bats, much better the metal when beating someone IMO.
There is no justice in this world.
Bitter Beer Face!
i bet you her poon lips look like a bloodhound’s cheeks. look at that bulge in the suit…
have none of you any powers of detecting slut-snatch?
also… totally would have been believable if it was a pic of blow-han.
I was waiting for someone to comment on that hahahaha.
Great body yes, but not the face…. where did her upper lip go?
omg. lokks like she could be his daughter…it kind of looks like her! ewww.
If you look at the other pictures, you can tell she has a gut and a trailer-park face. You idiots will fall for photoshop at the drop of a hat.
Besides that, it’s amazing what people will do for attention/money.
I also immediately thought trailer park whore.
I’m simply pointing out that she looks like she came straight from a incestous family. Case in point, she HAS NO LIPS and slightly resembles the kid from Deliverance. Also, she dates Micheal Lohan–it’s pretty obvious she’s slightly retarded.
It’s nice of you to give her the benefit of the doubt, Amy. I thought she looked totally retarded. And, of course, her actions – i.e. “dating” Michael Lohan – speak volumes. Complete dumbass.
I’d hit it.
So what? He’s banging a braindead flatchested whorse (yes whorse, a whore with horse teeth)
what Hacksaw said
wow he’s bangin haley joel osment.. ive been wondering what that kids been up to lately
you mean emily osment? i’d hi five the old bastard for that!
Good call on that, Lovethis! I knew the face looked a little familiar.
You are owed a shiny new toaster from the superficial.
Holy crap, you’re totally right. Definitely looks like his twin sister or him in drag. Creepy.
For the record, she’s pretty ugly. Flat butt, too.
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Wow..she really looks gorgeous in these outfits.The colour she wear really match with his personality.
She looks like every other skank out there. Doesn’t have talent so she has to sleep with a scumbag to gain some attention. What happened to class?
This is the wrong site for prudes.
She’d be cute if she wasn’t so damn trashy.
My face feels buttery just looking at her. I’d bang that ass though.
…and there is an ass you wouldn’t bang?
His next “I want to be famous” FAMEWHORE
Hard to believe she has nasty tramp stamp ink. NOT
not hot. looks red as hell.
Shit…..that’s a two bagger!!
Does she have a glass eye? Something’s wrong there….
If you’re going to bang a fame whore, you might as well bang one that looks halfway decent. That’s what I always say.
I hope she doesn’t fall asleep naked around him otherwise there will be pictures of her all over the internet when she gets him arrested for beating her down.
Lindsey’s out of the house now, so he’s has found someone else to bang.
They never “banged” I should no she’s my cousin.
She looks like Tonya Harding’s little sister. Or daughter.
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