Michael Lohan Criticizes Demi Lovato’s Dad For Talking To The Press

November 9th, 2010 // 31 Comments
Michael Lohan

Oh, yeah. This is happening.

Fresh off the high of actually being allowed near Lindsay thus filling his press sac to the brim with juicy nuggets to dole out, Michael Lohan has now taken it upon himself to chastise other fathers – namely Demi Lovato‘s – for speaking about their daughters in the press. That’s his racket. Popeater reports:

“There are two reasons why I have no respect for people who talk or comment about others,” Michael tells me. “First, it’s because, in most cases, those individuals are looking from the outside in, and they are passing judgment or commenting on people they know nothing about. The second reason is because they are too cowardly to say it to the person themselves.”

And, like any good rant from an alcoholic with anger issues, it immediately dove-tailed into threats of violence and financial bravado:

“I ask Demi Lavato’s father to refrain from making asinine statements about my daughter, or say it to my face himself,” Lohan says. “And if so, I will pay for the transportation and his hospital bills.”

“That’s right. Talk about me, and I will physically assault you then use my daughter’s money to pay for the damages. Because that’s what good fathers do instead of consistently running their mouth to the press at the drop of a hat.

“Did everyone get that or should we take it from the top when CNN gets here? I’ve called them like 15 times…”

Photo: Splash News


  1. Translation: “I haven’t been in the news for three days, I better do something dumb.”

    Also see: Kanye West.

  2. Lohan u self-important ass, if u have any useful advice for mr lovato say it to *his* face. The whole world doesnt need a fuckin press conference from you.

  3. Michael Lohan is an anagram of “Oh hell! Maniac!”

  4. Why does this remind of an old saying? Something about a pot and a kettle…?

  5. Drew

    Needs more TheSuperficial mics.

  6. LJ

    Figures that Michael Lohan would issue a “throw down” to a guy who just got out of the hospital and is recovering from cancer. Classy.

  7. Kelley

    You suck, Fish, you mean daughters and not daughter’s … you still don’t know the difference between possessive and plural noun forms ? How amateurish.

  8. Alex

    It would be my dream for Michael to fly me to his location (and back…two way) and dare me to say something about his daughter in fear of him kicking my ass. Think about it. He gets his ass handed to him by me at his expense.

    A man can dream…

  9. What a douche

    Pot, meet kettle.

    I could have sworn that he made the public statement that he was going to refrain from making statements in the press; I must have mistakenly thought that. Seeing as how he can’t shut up for 2 seconds (he obviously likes the sound of his own voice), and totally disregards his own actions when doling out his opinions, there’s a word for that: HYPOCRITE. Get used to it, low-han; it’s you…

  10. Michael Lohan telling other people to not gossip or talk about his daughter is like FMZ telling other gossip media to stop following celebrities around. STFU Lohan. If you challenged everyone that talked about your daughter or you to a fight, you’d have been 8 feet under a LONG TIME AGO. Convenient you decide to pick a fight with a man who just finished cancer treatments.

    Fucking tool.

  11. Terk

    Would someone explain to me why so many mics are shoved in Michael Lohan’s face?? Do people really give a fuck what this egotistical windbag alcoholic says? His opinion about anything means absolute shit.

  12. Doc Schweintrudel

    “Loh” means “douche” in Russian. Jokes apart.

  13. Mr. OBvious

    No wonder Lindsay “Big Tits” Lohan is so screwy, with parents like Michael and Dina anyone would be screwy.

  14. TheAdmiral

    What’s disappointing to me is that there actually IS a CNN mic there. Really CNN? Really? I expect this kind of stuff from FOX, but I’d had higher hopes for you.

  15. Toby Weymiller

    I would like to set my balls on Lohan’s head.

  16. Dina and Michael Lohan are two reasons why Planned Parenting should be invented. People who have kids should have to get a license before they are allowed to breed.

  17. mackeaveli

    As a dad I want to punch this class a fame whore douche square in the mouth. Seriously I hate this hypocritical ass. Pot meet kettle.

  18. not again

    Why can’t this guy JUST KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT. With all that’s going on with his family you’d think he would be more interested in trying to be a good father, and keep the name LOHAN from being assocated with anything bad; if just for his daughter’s sake. But no, he has to have another 15 minutes of fame/infamy. *sigh* I guess he just can’t help hiself. It’s obious the whole family is addicted to something or another; be it drugs, alcohol, attention, etc. Maybe it’s in their genes. No wonder Lindsay turned out like she did, poor child was MADE BROKEN.

  19. Burt

    So, is he saying he’s going to return the money he’s made from those product endorsement deals?

  20. Pangulin

    Michael sure talks tough to the cameras and microphones. Alcohol does often give people a false sense of bravado and fearlessness. I have no idea what shape Demi’s dad is in physically, but I think I would bet even money that Lohan would be the one needing medical attention.
    The truth of the matter is that it would be a total waste of a good beating to pound either one of these so-called concerned parents into a pulp. A waste,except for the fact that it would be a lot harder for them to draw attention to themselves by giving interviews in a full body cast with their mouths wired shut! Maybe they could get Dina Lohan to ref the fight and “accidentally” smack her in the mouth,too.
    The three of them just need to shut up and crawl back under the rocks their parents found them under as babies.

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